Here is what each of you are thankful for

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-11-25, 12:19

I'm not going to ask you what you're thankful for, I'm going to tell you. If I missed you please let me know and I will assign you something.

Bob- everything Michigan State University
OTPT- monster.com
Turtleneck- calligraphy
Goose- Bob
Greenway- micro penis reduction surgery
Tanfan- Nigel
Nigel- Tanfan
Dwags- novelty hats
Roc- taints. All of them.
WBH- squirrels. But only oddly colored ones
Blanch- dictionaries
Cameron- weed
Xsang- all other drugs
LWS- Hector, the lead counselor at PtGA camp. This is probably a set back.
Heat- teenage mutant ninja turtles
Ghost- creative writing classes
SRC- Travis of the Cosmos
Giant Moose- piss filled condoms
Spartan dawgs869- Cell phones
Duffy- chocotacos
Steve- the swill pick em
Intensity- golf tees made to look like naked women
Ass Dan- not being dead
Pylon- Chinese factory workers
Code warrior- your left femur
Tty- hand turkey pictures drawn by 8th graders
Wally- anal beads
Vlad- mini hot dogs wrapped in bacon
Herbie Green- batteries
Brock- 2 Chainz
Kingston lake- deserts with no lakes in them
Death Row- deli turkey meat. Not the fancy kind. The Meijer brand.
Wakefield- Jon Kitna
GRR- those times when you chop garlic and your fingers smell like garlic for a little while no matter how hard you scrub
Gomer- spartan dawgs491
Pulling- lint traps
Miami Spartan- Lexington Kentucky
Floyd- regret for that time you invited Greenway here
Strange love- cakes topped by plastic army men.
Styles- large twigs that resemble David Schwimmer
The Pantry- pedicures from small people with small fingers that don't speak English.
The Dude- liberals
Droppedbyadime- LA Clippers owner Steve Ballmer
SpartanInNH- women who know what they're doing with cream cheese both in the kitchen and in the bedroom.
Cheesy Spartan- glory holes at truck stops
Jake From State Farm- blue jeans
IB Fine- Cleveland steamers

That's it. Go be thankful.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-11-25, 12:21

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-25, 12:21

I don't know why I am being associated with calligraphy. I hope because it is sophisticated like me. Also, I thought this thread was going to be pics of hot chicks.

by **InTenSity** 2015-11-25, 12:27

Fuckin nailed it! Here is what each of you are thankful for 502811600

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-25, 12:33

by **Code_Warrior** 2015-11-25, 12:38

My left femur is pretty awesome.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-11-25, 12:41

Code_Warrior wrote:My left femur is pretty awesome.

That's the spirit

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-25, 12:44

I really am hoping to wind up with a dick no longer than an eyelash.

by **Rocinante** 2015-11-25, 12:47

Turtleneck- calligraphy

This is the best.

by **Death Roe** 2015-11-25, 12:48

I actually enjoy Carl Buddig's turkey meat. Nice try!

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-11-25, 12:50

Death Roe wrote:I actually enjoy Carl Buddig's turkey meat. Nice try!

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WERE ASSIGNED TO BE THANKFUL FOR

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-25, 12:52

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Death Roe wrote:I actually enjoy Carl Buddig's turkey meat. Nice try!

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WERE ASSIGNED TO BE THANKFUL FOR

Travis,
When we're online, please remember to use your -- what? -- that's right, your indoor voice.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-11-25, 12:55

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WERE ASSIGNED TO BE THANKFUL FOR

Travis,
When we're online, please remember to use your -- what? -- that's right, your indoor voice.

I'm sorry Greenway. I got excited. I'll make sure to be thankful for indoor voices in the future.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-25, 12:56

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Death Roe wrote:I actually enjoy Carl Buddig's turkey meat. Nice try!

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WERE ASSIGNED TO BE THANKFUL FOR

Why am I thankful for calligraphy? I want to be thankful for calligraphy. Tell me why and how to be thankful for calligraphy.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-25, 12:57

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Travis,
When we're online, please remember to use your -- what? -- that's right, your indoor voice.

I'm sorry Greenway. I got excited. I'll make sure to be thankful for indoor voices in the future.

That's very good, Travis.

by **StylesGShmooth** 2015-11-25, 13:01

by **InTenSity** 2015-11-25, 13:02

Oh snap! Shit's goin down now!

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-11-25, 13:02

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WERE ASSIGNED TO BE THANKFUL FOR

Why am I thankful for calligraphy? I want to be thankful for calligraphy. Tell me why and how to be thankful for calligraphy.

Be thankful for calligraphy first. The answers will come to your soul.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-11-25, 13:05

StylesGShmooth wrote:

I am very sorry. I've edited it. You can be thankful about things now.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-25, 13:06

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Why am I thankful for calligraphy? I want to be thankful for calligraphy. Tell me why and how to be thankful for calligraphy.
Be thankful for calligraphy first. The answers will come to your soul.

I do not have a soul

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-11-25, 13:07

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Be thankful for calligraphy first. The answers will come to your soul.

I do not have a soul

You're not being very thankful.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2015-11-25, 13:08

I am thankful for Chinese factory workers, otherwise the shit I need to buy would be crazy expensive.

by **xsanguine** 2015-11-25, 13:11

Travis pays attention.

Powerful Cosmos!!!!

by **Rocinante** 2015-11-25, 13:12

If we didn't have taints, our innards would just fall out.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-25, 13:15

Rocinante wrote:If we didn't have taints, our innards would just fall out.

You just blew my mind.

by **Giant Moose** 2015-11-25, 13:20

I hope I get a piss-filled condom underneath the Christmas tree this year.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-11-25, 13:24

Rocinante wrote:If we didn't have taints, our innards would just fall out.

That's a really good point. And if just one person didn't have a taint we would be stuck cleaning up a hell of a mess. #thankful

by **The Pantry** 2015-11-25, 13:44

StylesGShmooth wrote:

Yeah, me too. Travis is a dick.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-11-25, 13:46

The Pantry wrote:
StylesGShmooth wrote:
Yeah, me too. Travis is a dick.

I'm very sorry. You can now be thankful too.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-11-25, 13:47

Why didn't this asshole just go down the list of members with the most posts? Look at poor Pantry.

I'm not thankful for this guy, that's for sure.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-11-25, 13:50

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Why didn't this asshole just go down the list of members with the most posts? Look at poor Pantry.

I'm not thankful for this guy, that's for sure.

Here is what each of you are thankful for 4177874726

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-25, 13:50

I'm thankful for OTPT and his keen ability to travel to and attend football games while not holding a job.. I mean, I have a job... and I'm not particularly interested in football games.. but I admire his ability to balance his true loves... laziness and travel.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-25, 13:51

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Why didn't this asshole just go down the list of members with the most posts? Look at poor Pantry.

I'm not thankful for this guy, that's for sure.

Yeah, can we ban him?

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-25, 13:53

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I'm thankful for OTPT and his keen ability to travel to and attend football games while not holding a job.. I mean, I have a job... and I'm not particularly interested in football games.. but I admire his ability to balance his true loves.

Liberals are thankful for OTPT because without his free riding they would not be able to peddle government programs for the lazy.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-25, 14:40

Now, now, let's not turn on Travis. Everybody makes mistakes. True, he makes more than most everybody else, but remember, Travis is special, and wasn't gifted with the same abilities as others. So, go easy on him. It's Thankssgiving.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2015-11-25, 14:53

I have no idea why I'm thankful for Lexington, Kentucky. My guess is that I'm boring enough and don't post enough that Travis barely knows I exist, let alone anything about me, so he just made something up. And I'm cool with that.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-11-25, 14:57

tGreenWay wrote:Now, now, let's not turn on Travis. Everybody makes mistakes. True, he makes more than most everybody else, but remember, Travis is special, and wasn't gifted with the same abilities as others. So, go easy on him. It's Thankssgiving.

I don't always do some things real good sometimes.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2015-11-25, 14:59

After the day I've had today, I'm thankful for everything, even tGreenway being here.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-11-25, 14:59

MiamiSpartan wrote:I have no idea why I'm thankful for Lexington, Kentucky. My guess is that I'm boring enough and don't post enough that Travis barely knows I exist, let alone anything about me, so he just made something up. And I'm cool with that.

As long as you are thankful for Lexington Kentucky. That's the biggest key here.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-25, 15:06

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Now, now, let's not turn on Travis. Everybody makes mistakes. True, he makes more than most everybody else, but remember, Travis is special, and wasn't gifted with the same abilities as others. So, go easy on him. It's Thankssgiving.

I don't always do some things real good sometimes.

I believe in you. And never forget: Despite your challenges, you'll always be smarter than Blanch.

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