If I got a new penis, what size should it be?

by **DWags** Tue Dec 01, 2015 10:02 am

Any recommendations? The ol 9 incha seems too obvious. Any realistic recommendations and explanations?

TIA

by **Turtleneck** Tue Dec 01, 2015 10:46 am

Is this something Mrs. DWags has on her Christmas list?

by **SeeRockCity** Tue Dec 01, 2015 11:14 am

You looking for a shower or a grower?

by Rodeo Burger Tue Dec 01, 2015 11:32 am

Get a soup can penis. Length doesn't matter, it's all about cubic inches.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Tue Dec 01, 2015 11:38 am

Bigger than the one you have.

Sincerely,

Mrs. DWags

by **AMwood** Tue Dec 01, 2015 11:39 am

make it about the size of the gardner's.

sincerely,

mrs. dwags

by **tGreenWay** Tue Dec 01, 2015 1:03 pm

Lord, whatever size, just let the next one stay awake for more than 30 seconds.
-mrs dwags

by **AMwood** Tue Dec 01, 2015 1:15 pm

Can you get one in dark brown?

mrs. dwags

by **DWags** Tue Dec 01, 2015 1:16 pm

by **goodbar** Tue Dec 01, 2015 1:16 pm

siz iz okay, juzt add lotz moar peenut buter pleez.

-dwags dog

by **Wally Fairway** Tue Dec 01, 2015 1:21 pm

Don't bother wasting money on that.
I like the size, feel and taste of the yoga instructors.

mrs dwags

by **tGreenWay** Tue Dec 01, 2015 1:37 pm

Something big enough that the condom won't keep slipping off.
- mrs dwags

by **tGreenWay** Tue Dec 01, 2015 1:39 pm

Just no more Canadian doctors. I'm not falling for that millimeter shit again.
-mrs dwags

by **Turtleneck** Tue Dec 01, 2015 1:42 pm

I want one with a hat on its head.

Mrs. DWags

by **tGreenWay** Tue Dec 01, 2015 1:48 pm

Something without the hard dog-leg left this time.
-mrs dwags

by **tGreenWay** Tue Dec 01, 2015 1:49 pm

Lose the sweater this time.
-mrs dwags

by **Turtleneck** Tue Dec 01, 2015 1:56 pm

No worries, honey. I like Jim Harbaugh's.

Mrs. DWags

by **AMwood** Tue Dec 01, 2015 1:57 pm

git smallur won plz. it hertz.

dwags cat

by **tGreenWay** Tue Dec 01, 2015 1:59 pm

Can you make it look happier this time?

-mrs dwags

by **tGreenWay** Tue Dec 01, 2015 1:59 pm

Something that doesn't smell like death this time.

-mrs dwags

by **Rocinante** Tue Dec 01, 2015 2:44 pm

One without the flaking skin and sores.

Mrs. Dwags

by **Rocinante** Tue Dec 01, 2015 2:45 pm

How about one with, y'know, two balls?

Mrs. Dwags

by **Jake from State Farm** Tue Dec 01, 2015 4:53 pm

by **Floyd Robertson** Tue Dec 01, 2015 5:29 pm

I don't know why I was worried there wouldn't be any Mrs. Dwags jokes.

by **Blanch32** Tue Dec 01, 2015 7:56 pm

Whatever our daughter's bf has. Meeeeoooow!

Sincerely,

Future ex Mrs dwags

by **DWags** Tue Dec 01, 2015 7:59 pm

I'm letting my wife read this tonight. If I got a new penis, what size should it be? 502811600

by **Blanch32** Tue Dec 01, 2015 8:00 pm

DWags wrote:I'm letting my wife read this tonight.

Sure you read mine? It was highly inappropriate

by Guest Tue Dec 01, 2015 8:08 pm

Blanch32 wrote:
DWags wrote:I'm letting my wife read this tonight.

Sure you read mine? It was highly inappropriate

And amazingly, somewhat coherent.

by **tGreenWay** Wed Dec 02, 2015 1:51 am

DWags wrote:I'm letting my wife read this tonight.

Well? Can we get some reaction news?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed Dec 02, 2015 2:32 am

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:I'm letting my wife read this tonight.

Well? Can we get some reaction news?

To the disappointment of his wife, d wags had no reaction, again.

by **pulling69** Wed Dec 02, 2015 2:55 am

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Well? Can we get some reaction news?

To the disappointment of his wife, d wags had no reaction, again.

If I got a new penis, what size should it be? Bench

by **SeeRockCity** Wed Dec 02, 2015 9:22 am

Can we keep the old one too?

-Mrs. DWags

by **DWags** Wed Dec 02, 2015 10:30 am

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Well? Can we get some reaction news?

To the disappointment of his wife, d wags had no reaction, again.

She read it and actually laughed at a couple. She did say "You guys are assholes". But I don't think she meant it that way.

by **Blanch32** Wed Dec 02, 2015 2:29 pm

DWags wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

To the disappointment of his wife, d wags had no reaction, again.

She read it and actually laughed at a couple. She did say "You guys are assholes". But I don't think she meant it that way.

Sooooooo.....when's the gang bang? Pretty sure one of us have a connection at the Saginaw red roof inn...

by **Wally Fairway** Wed Dec 02, 2015 3:01 pm

make it like my sorority sisters tongue

ooohhh - mrs dwags

by **tGreenWay** Wed Dec 02, 2015 5:44 pm

DWags wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

To the disappointment of his wife, d wags had no reaction, again.

She read it and actually laughed at a couple. She did say "You guys are assholes". But I don't think she meant it that way.

Sounds like mrs dwags wants you to get a new asshole.

by Guest Sat Nov 10, 2018 9:34 am

Mugove size....

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by TheReal_LWS Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:37 am

And I get called an attention whore......

by **Cameron** Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:46 am

TheReal_LWS wrote:And I get called an attention whore......

Only when you're whoring for attention.

by aualum06 Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:56 am

Cameron wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:And I get called an attention whore......

Only when you're whoring for attention.

Which is always

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