SeeRock? I quit. Take the Ephor thing off my avatar/profile, and here's a poll

by **NigelUno** 2015-12-08, 10:19

Vote early.
Vote often.
1 vote only.
Vote canceling enabled.

Poll open for 7 days. Maybe by that time Travis will get a hold of SeeRock.

by **Rocinante** 2015-12-08, 10:21

I vote for Loose.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-12-08, 10:21

I am the only answer. Vote for me.

Also, if you want to get ahold of SRC you might want to post this on that other site too. He only goes there now.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-12-08, 10:22

Also also, this is NOT on the list of dwags approved thread topics. Please try again.

by **Rocinante** 2015-12-08, 10:23

He would actually do shit unlike Nigel.

Also, if this happens, the new guy has to run a full term starting next April. We don't want a bunch of disjunct terms around here. We're not amateurs.

by **DWags** 2015-12-08, 10:24

Do you have to do anything? Cause if it's not just a ceremonial title, I don't want it. I have too many other things to keep track of. Fruit in the fridge, cleaning my AK's. If it involves any type of actual work, I'd like you all to vote for somebody else.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-12-08, 10:25

Does the job come with a hat? -DWags

by **DWags** 2015-12-08, 10:25

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Also also, this is NOT on the list of dwags approved thread topics. Please try again.

Like our football team, I'm disrespecktid. It's o.k., I have a 22 play playbook. It's all I need.

by **Rocinante** 2015-12-08, 10:26

DWags wrote:Do you have to do anything? Cause if it's not just a ceremonial title, I don't want it. I have too many other things to keep track of. Fruit in the fridge, cleaning my AK's. If it involves any type of actual work, I'd like you all to vote for somebody else.

Make poles and do the grunt work for the Counci10fNine.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-12-08, 10:26

My official campaign slogan is "Make the Swill Great Again." I'm going to make hats. Vote for me.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-12-08, 10:27

This is such a tough decision.

by **DWags** 2015-12-08, 10:27

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:My official campaign slogan is "Make the Swill Great Again." I'm going to make hats. Vote for me.

hmmmm, never thought I could be bribed, but this is a good slogan.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-12-08, 10:28

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:My official campaign slogan is "Make the Swill Great Again." I'm going to make hats. Vote for me.

Will you ban any more of TOB from coming over here? After DWags rant, uh, observations, it seems clear those guys are the ones causing problems.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-12-08, 10:29

DWags wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:My official campaign slogan is "Make the Swill Great Again." I'm going to make hats. Vote for me.

hmmmm, never thought I could be bribed, but this is a good slogan.

If I win you will get one of the hats.

Otpt. It's not hard at all. It's Travisification of this board time.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-12-08, 10:29

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:My official campaign slogan is "Make the Swill Great Again." I'm going to make hats. Vote for me.

Will you ban any more of TOB from coming over here? After DWags rant, uh, observations, it seems clear those guys are the ones causing problems.

Only if they're Muslim.

Oh. Shit. Wait. That's not what I meant. Look, the thing is. Shit.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-12-08, 10:33

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Will you ban any more of TOB from coming over here? After DWags rant, uh, observations, it seems clear those guys are the ones causing problems.

Only if they're Muslim.

Oh. Shit. Wait. That's not what I meant. Look, the thing is. Shit.

Getting tripped up on such a simple question suggests you're not ready for the job. Damn shame, too.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-12-08, 10:34

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Only if they're Muslim.

Oh. Shit. Wait. That's not what I meant. Look, the thing is. Shit.

Getting tripped up on such a simple question suggests you're not ready for the job. Damn shame, too.

Shut your stupid pie hole and vote for Travis.

#maketheswillgreatagain

by **NigelUno** 2015-12-08, 10:38

Questions for those campaigning for the Ephor job:

Will you hold new mod elections on your first day in office? Or the second day (after you throw all my bobbleheads out)?

by **NigelUno** 2015-12-08, 10:40

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I am the only answer. Vote for me.

Also, if you want to get ahold of SRC you might want to post this on that other site too. He only goes there now.

Can you do it? I don't want it to look like I'm just trying to get attention.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-12-08, 10:40

I believe there are rules as to when mod elections are held. Those will be strictly adhered to because I'm not a savage.

So someone would have to nominate new mod elections or whatever.

#maketheswillgreatagain

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-12-08, 10:43

if elected, I'll keep the Mooslims out.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-12-08, 10:44

Robert J Sakimano wrote:if elected, I'll keep the Mooslims out.

I'll keep them out better than this guy

by **NigelUno** 2015-12-08, 10:46

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I believe there are rules as to when mod elections are held. Those will be strictly adhered to because I'm not a savage.

So someone would have to nominate new mod elections or whatever.

#maketheswillgreatagain

You would make a great politician, because you didn't really answer the question.

We need leaders that will take action. Your campaign is already going down the tubes.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-12-08, 10:47

NigelUno wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I believe there are rules as to when mod elections are held. Those will be strictly adhered to because I'm not a savage.

So someone would have to nominate new mod elections or whatever.

#maketheswillgreatagain

You would make a great politician, because you didn't really answer the question.

We need leaders that will take action. Your campaign is already going down the tubes.

I absolutely answered the question. Quitter.

by **Code_Warrior** 2015-12-08, 10:51

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I believe there are rules as to when mod elections are held. Those will be strictly adhered to because I'm not a savage.

So someone would have to nominate new mod elections or whatever.

#maketheswillgreatagain

I voted for Travis because he wants the job and I don't. However, Travis, I'm very upset that you didn't use the ultimate quote from The Big Lebowski in your post. After all this isn't Vietnam you fucking fuck.

by **NigelUno** 2015-12-08, 10:52

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

You would make a great politician, because you didn't really answer the question.

We need leaders that will take action. Your campaign is already going down the tubes.

I absolutely answered the question. Quitter.

Quitting is my only recourse to protect the ideals that this great place was founded on.

I thought about a hunger strike, but it's almost lunch time.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-12-08, 10:52

Code_Warrior wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I believe there are rules as to when mod elections are held. Those will be strictly adhered to because I'm not a savage.

So someone would have to nominate new mod elections or whatever.

#maketheswillgreatagain
I voted for Travis because he wants the job and I don't. However, Travis, I'm very upset that you didn't use the ultimate quote from The Big Lebowski in your post. After all this isn't Vietnam you fucking fuck.

Thank you for your vote. I appreciate it more than words can describe.

#maketheswillgreatagain

by **Code_Warrior** 2015-12-08, 10:59

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Code_Warrior wrote:
I voted for Travis because he wants the job and I don't. However, Travis, I'm very upset that you didn't use the ultimate quote from The Big Lebowski in your post. After all this isn't Vietnam you fucking fuck.

Thank you for your vote. I appreciate it more than words can describe.

#maketheswillgreatagain

#TheBigLebowskiMatters

by Guest 2015-12-08, 11:52

NigelUno wrote:Questions for those campaigning for the Ephor job:

Will you hold new mod elections on your first day in office? Or the second day (after you throw all my bobbleheads out)?

We're never going to really have elections - the goalposts will just keep getting moved. SRC formed this as a favor to tBarnes, isn't that apparent to everyone now?

by **NigelUno** 2015-12-08, 12:00

LooseGoose wrote:
NigelUno wrote:Questions for those campaigning for the Ephor job:

Will you hold new mod elections on your first day in office? Or the second day (after you throw all my bobbleheads out)?

We're never going to really have elections - the goalposts will just keep getting moved. SRC formed this as a favor to tBarnes, isn't that apparent to everyone now?

I like a good conspiracy theory.

by **Giant Moose** 2015-12-08, 12:08

I don't know what an ephor does, but blanch is always trying to eff her, so I vote for him.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-12-08, 12:51

I'm officially declaring myself the winner. No one can top my insurmountable lead. #maketheswillgreatagain

by **NigelUno** 2015-12-08, 12:56

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I'm officially declaring myself the winner. No one can top my insurmountable lead. #maketheswillgreatagain

Not so fast...

by **Rocinante** 2015-12-08, 13:03

Nigel's Effer job is clearly the least sexy Effer job. And you actually have to do stuff. Whoever is campaigning for it clearly does not understand the implications.

by **Rocinante** 2015-12-08, 13:03

Which is why again, I say LooseGoose is the man for the job.

#TheGooseIsLoose

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-12-08, 13:12

Rocinante wrote:Nigel's Effer job is clearly the least sexy Effer job. And you actually have to do stuff. Whoever is campaigning for it clearly does not understand the implications.

I dunno. I've read A LOT of tanfan posts that suggest Nigel has unlimited power around here. I want some of that. #maketheswillgreatagain

by **NigelUno** 2015-12-08, 13:16

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Rocinante wrote:Nigel's Effer job is clearly the least sexy Effer job. And you actually have to do stuff. Whoever is campaigning for it clearly does not understand the implications.

I dunno. I've read A LOT of tanfan posts that suggest Nigel has unlimited power around here. I want some of that. #maketheswillgreatagain

by **Wally Fairway** 2015-12-08, 13:45

what a stupid thread/poll, the clearly correct answer is tTy - but somehow he isn't on your list.

and I thought we had determined that LWS had died, right?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-12-08, 13:50

What is this guy actually quitting?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-12-08, 13:52

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:What is this guy actually quitting?

I'm going to need you to stop with the questions and go vote for me #maketheswillgreatagain

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