Help me choose a new nickname, and give yourself one, too

by **tGreenWay** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 17:33

I was thinking about getting rid of the one I've got and going with: The Flavor King of Ingham County, or just Flavor King for short. Okay, some of you will want to call me King, and I'll allow it.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 17:34

And I'm not talking about my user name; this is my real life nickname.

-King

by **Turtleneck** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 17:37

Asshole would be a good name for you.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 17:40

Boner Fart

by **Turtleneck** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 17:41

Fart Briles makes me laugh. When I see that idiot on TV, I just say Fart Briles to myself and laugh. I'm super mature.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 17:46

Turtleneck wrote:Fart Briles makes me laugh. When I see that idiot on TV, I just say Fart Briles to myself and laugh. I'm super mature.

As you just noted, Fart Briles is taken, and I know a lot of people who are called Asshole, so dig deeper into your suitcase of creativity.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 17:47

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Boner Fart

Shouldn't I have to be able to get a boner in order to be called that?

by **Giant Moose** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 17:48

You should be CoCo the Monkey.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 17:54

Giant Moose wrote:You should be CoCo the Monkey.

I'd be amenable to t-bone. My name starts with a t.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 17:56

tGreenWay wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:You should be CoCo the Monkey.

I'd be amenable to t-bone. My name starts with a t.

Is it Tyler?

by **NigelUno** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 17:57

by CheesySpartan Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 17:57

tGreenWay wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:You should be CoCo the Monkey.

I'd be amenable to t-bone. My name starts with a t.

My friends call me t-bone in real life so we can't have two of those wondering around here

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 17:58

Tiffany?

by **tGreenWay** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 17:58

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I'd be amenable to t-bone. My name starts with a t.

Is it Tyler?

It's The. tGreenWay.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 17:59

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Is it Tyler?

It's The. tGreenWay.

I'm just going to call you Tiffany from now on.

by **Giant Moose** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 18:01

You can be tBone but not T-Bone.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 18:02

CheesySpartan wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I'd be amenable to t-bone. My name starts with a t.

My friends call me t-bone in real life so we can't have two of those wondering around here

You're mistaken. They call you the boner.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 18:04

I am the walrus.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 18:04

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

It's The. tGreenWay.

I'm just going to call you Tiffany from now on.

I'll answer to just about anything, but at the moment I'm still leaning toward The Flavor King of Ingham County.

by **Giant Moose** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 18:05

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I'm just going to call you Tiffany from now on.

I'll answer to just about anything, but at the moment I'm still leaning toward The Flavor King of Ingham County.

I think you are Abe Froman's long-lost cousin Gabe Broman.

by **I.B. Fine** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 18:06

I think you should go with Sofa King

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 18:08

Im going to nickname you The Hammer. We can call you "little bitch" for short.

by **Ass Dan** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 18:09

Cool guy who is cool

by **Turtleneck** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 18:11

This thread makes me miss the political threads.

by **NigelUno** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 18:31

Turtleneck wrote:This thread makes me miss the political threads.

I miss the 24 hour political fun day already.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 18:39

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Im going to nickname you The Hammer. We can call you "little bitch" for short.

Thanks, Tina.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 18:41

Giant Moose wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I'll answer to just about anything, but at the moment I'm still leaning toward The Flavor King of Ingham County.
I think you are Abe Froman's long-lost cousin Gabe Broman.

The ladies love the flavor of my sausage.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 18:41

Bitch Tits.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 18:44

I.B. Fine wrote:I think you should go with Sofa King

Good one. Sofa King good.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 18:45

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Bitch Tits.

You said you'd only call me that in private.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 18:47

Ass Dan wrote:Cool guy who is cool

I like it, and there aren't so many letters that I can't fit it on the back of my authentic reproduction Tigers jersey.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 18:50

Turtleneck wrote:This thread makes me miss the political threads.

I missed your momma when I was swinging my dick last night. But not by much.

Oooh, sick burn.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 18:51

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:This thread makes me miss the political threads.

I missed your momma when I was swinging my dick last night. But not by much.

Oooh, sick burn.

Why was his momma standing within 3/4 inch of your crotch?

by **The Pantry** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 19:00

Creepy 'Nanner

Know a guy that created his own Indian nickname years ago after seeing Dances with Wolves..."Beer on His Breath"

We still call him that

by **tGreenWay** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 20:38

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I missed your momma when I was swinging my dick last night. But not by much.

Oooh, sick burn.

Why was his momma standing within 3/4 inch of your crotch?

Cuz she was taking a fresh air break from smoking choad.

Bwaaaaaaa!

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 20:40

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Why was his momma standing within 3/4 inch of your crotch?

Cuz she was taking a fresh air break from smoking choad.

Bwaaaaaaa!

I was trying to make fun of your hilariously small penis. Can we get back on that track here?

by **Floyd Robertson** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 20:41

What the hell is this need for nicknames, can't we just be happy with our real screen names?

by **tGreenWay** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 20:42

The Pantry wrote:Creepy 'Nanner

Know a guy that created his own Indian nickname years ago after seeing Dances with Wolves..."Beer on His Breath"

So I can't be Beer on His Breath? Don't tell me a name I like but can't have. Don't dangle the dream then rip it away.

We still call him that

by **Turtleneck** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 20:44

Floyd Robertson wrote:What the hell is this need for nicknames, can't we just be happy with our real screen names?

Turtleneck is my real first name.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 8 Jan 2016 - 20:45

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Cuz she was taking a fresh air break from smoking choad.

Bwaaaaaaa!

I was trying to make fun of your hilariously small penis. Can we get back on that track here?

Oops. I mistook crotch as a euphemism for penis. But yes, even my micropenis needs smoking. Thanks to Turtleneck's momma, ive been sated... til tomorrow.

Tanfan laugh: Bwaaaaaaa!

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