I'm taking over tonight

What the fuckk are you talking about. That is the real deal. You all are so jealous.

Heat Miser wrote:

  It has nothing to do with your troll badge.

Promote me, I will be waiting. I already have believers.    Thanks for all the support in my quest for promotion.

SpartanDawgs265--3.0-- wrote:

Promote me now.

uh oh, here we to!   

here comes the meltdown.

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

uh oh, here we to!   

I never said that

AMwood wrote:here comes the meltdown.

I don't "meltdown". I am happy as ever. Just looking for the promotion I deserve 

okay, you meltup.

SpartanDawgs265--3.0-- wrote:
I am getting a sea-doo one, not sure what kind yet. Going to the dealer tomorrow, some where in the 7,000-10,000 range.

Mom vetoed the $7000 - $10,000 range, eh?

ehr lerd, here we ferken ger ehrgen.

SpartanDawgs265--3.0-- wrote:I never even went to the dealer yet, this one kind of wave-runner is really hard to find and the dealer I called said they had it.

Can you enlighten me about what makes a SeaDoo Spark really hard to find? Is it because it's the cheapest one they make?

NigelUno wrote:

Mom vetoed the $7000 - $10,000 range, eh?

No, the cost was right in that range. They start at 5,000 with just the normal engine and ZERO options.  I got the better engine to go faster (extra 1,000). I got the storage bin (200) , the sea doo step (100) on the back and the trailer (1,000), lift (600) and also another 1,000 added to the price for assembly of the seadoo which is not included in the price online. When you buy a sea doo, they do not come assembled. The price is very misleading and the Sea Doo Spark is the hardest wave runner to buy because it just came out this year. BRAND NEW bitches.

NigelUno wrote:

Can you enlighten me about what makes a SeaDoo Spark really hard to find?  Is it because it's the cheapest one they make?

No, they have the best fuel rate, lightest jet ski for jumping waves, best control, best power to weight ratio and many other things. The 5,000 one is not the one I got which has nothing on it.

SpartanDawgs265--3.0-- wrote:

No, the cost was right in that range. They start at 5,000 with just the normal engine and ZERO options.  I got the better engine to go faster (extra 1,000). I got the storage bin (200) , the sea doo step (100) on the back and the trailer (1,000), lift (600) and also another 1,000 added to the price for assembly of the seadoo which is not included in the price online. When you buy a sea doo, they do not come assembled. The price is very misleading and the Sea Doo Spark is the hardest wave runner to buy because it just came out this year. BRAND NEW bitches.

Quoted (before it gets changed and while I find something to REALLY make fun of).

NigelUno wrote:

Quoted (before it gets changed and while I find something to REALLY make fun of).

You are sounding like an idiot, I told you the price range I was buying and I stuck true to my words. You know nothing about wave-runners and are fucking make yourself a fool.  I never wanted a luxury wave runner. I have a malibu wake setter for a boat which cost around 70,000.  Go for a fucking walk or something.

SpartanDawgs265--3.0-- wrote:

You are sounding like an idiot, I told you the price range I was buying and I stuck true to my words. You know nothing about wave-runners and are fucking make yourself a fool.  I never wanted a luxury wave runner. I have a malibu wake setter for a boat which cost around 70,000.  Go for a fucking walk or something.

Calm down, Captain.

NigelUno wrote:

Quoted (before it gets changed and while I find something to REALLY make fun of).

BTW prices don't include assembly for any thing.

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Calm down, Captain.

  

SpartanDawgs265--3.0-- wrote:

You are sounding like an idiot, I told you the price range I was buying and I stuck true to my words. You know nothing about wave-runners and are fucking make yourself a fool.  I never wanted a luxury wave runner. I have a malibu wake setter for a boat which cost around 70,000.  Go for a fucking walk or something.

I'll say it again:

Wave Runner =/= Sea Doo

Other than that, carry on, this is entertaining.

Why do you need one that is better for jumping waves when there are no waves in your flooded yard?

SpartanDawgs265--3.0-- wrote:

BTW prices don't include assembly for any thing.

You paid 1,000 clams to have your toy assembled. That's what you're going with?

SpartanDawgs265--3.0-- wrote:

BTW prices don't include assembly for any thing.

You paid $1000 to have a Spark "assembled"?   

SpartanDawgs265--3.0-- wrote:

You are sounding like an idiot, I told you the price range I was buying and I stuck true to my words. You know nothing about wave-runners and are fucking make yourself a fool.  I never wanted a luxury wave runner. I have a malibu wake setter for a boat which cost around 70,000.  Go for a fucking walk or something.

Pics of your Mom in her 70K boat, please?

As she's clearly younger than I am..and richer..

duffy munn wrote:

Why do you keep saying that YOU are buying something ?

Well, usually when some one buys something they say I bought it.  My parents though have another big house in Arizona on a golf course which is where they live 3/4 of the year and I have not even talked to them in like a month.  I spend a lot of time there as well and love Arizona way more than here. However, I attend MSU so I am here   

SpartanDawgs265--3.0-- wrote:

Well, usually when some one buys something they say I bought it.  My parents though have another big house in Arizona on a golf course which is where they live 3/4 of the year and I have not even talked to them in like a month.  I spend a lot of time there as well and love Arizona way more than here.

You are gonna grow up to be a hippie, aren't you?

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

You are gonna grow up to be a hippie, aren't you?

Nope, I will grow up as a baller with a smoking hot blonde trophy wife.

NigelUno wrote:

You paid $1000 to have a Spark "assembled"?    

That is generally how it works when the Sea-Doo is not available in shop and you have to order it.  They custom make it for you and you pay for the assembly. Are you fucking stupid? Some of it is freight, assembly, and other shit included in that 1,000.

SpartanDawgs265--3.0-- wrote:

That is generally how it works when the Sea-Doo is not available in shop and you have to order it.  They custom make it for you and you pay for the assembly. Are you fucking stupid?

If you paid $1000 to have a Spark assembled, I wouldn't call me stupid.

duffy munn wrote:

Is mommy going to buy you are trophy wife too ?

Probably over the internet. One of those Russians chicks.

NigelUno wrote:

Probably over the internet.  One of those Russians chicks.

Will she spring for assembly though?

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Will she spring for assembly though?

Shipping and handling charges are more expensive.

NigelUno wrote:

If you paid $1000 to have a Spark assembled, I wouldn't call me stupid.

It is not 1,000 to have it just assembled.  You pay like 450 for freight, 350 for assembly and then there were a couple other things they had to install I wanted extra. Its all part of the assembly process.  You ever think outside the box dumb ass?

duffy munn wrote:

Is mommy going to buy you a trophy wife too ?

 Girls love tall, muscular, blonde guys with money. I need no such help EVER. I could literally **** any girl even if I was poor because I am so good looking.

SpartanDawgs265--3.0-- wrote:...and also another 1,000 added to the price for assembly of the seadoo which is not included in the price online. When you buy a sea doo, they do not come assembled.

SpartanDawgs265--3.0-- wrote:
It is not 1,000 to have it just assembled.  

Dude. Make up your mind.

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Will she spring for assembly though?

I am off to the gym . You know what that means. me + girls in yoga pants= crazy sex. See ya later    

SpartanDawgs265--3.0-- wrote:

 Girls love tall, muscular, blonde guys with money. I need no such help EVER. I could literally **** any girl even if I was poor because I am so good looking.

Thank God for us you're not pulling chicks, but instead choose to regale us with your stories!

SpartanDawgs265--3.0-- wrote:

 Girls love tall, muscular, blonde guys with money. I need no such help EVER. I could literally **** any girl even if I was poor because I am so good looking.

Your mom disagrees. She already has an order into China for you.