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Post by I.B. Fine Thu 28 Jan 2016 - 13:35

What would you say to him?
'How do Corso's balls taste?', has already been suggested.

maybe, "I bet you pay cash for your gas'?


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Post by The_Dude Thu 28 Jan 2016 - 13:41

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher Thu 28 Jan 2016 - 13:43

I hate you for ruining my life
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Post by tGreenWay Thu 28 Jan 2016 - 13:49

Would Johnny Carson approve of you wearing all of his old suits?
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Post by NigelUno Thu 28 Jan 2016 - 14:06

Say nothing. Toss him a football. Hit him right in the hands. See if he drops it.
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Post by InTenSity Thu 28 Jan 2016 - 14:11

Give him a thumbsup with a goofy grin, then look at the tv, turn around and start to frown.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos Thu 28 Jan 2016 - 14:12

I'd ask him if he likes raisins.
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Post by tGreenWay Thu 28 Jan 2016 - 14:15

InTenSity wrote:Give him a thumbsup with a goofy grin, then look at the tv, turn around and start to frown.

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Post by xsanguine Thu 28 Jan 2016 - 14:17

I've met Desmond a couple of times. He seems a little into himself but always was nice to me. Heckle him for being short and a Wolverine. That always makes him friendlier.
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Post by Turtleneck Thu 28 Jan 2016 - 14:19

Tell him The Dude says hi. Or maybe he is The Dude
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos Thu 28 Jan 2016 - 14:19

xsanguine wrote:I've met Desmond a couple of times. He seems a little into himself but always was nice to me. Heckle him for being short and a Wolverine. That always makes him friendlier.

Does he like raisins?
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Post by xsanguine Thu 28 Jan 2016 - 14:24

He likes women that aren't his wife.
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Post by steveschneider Thu 28 Jan 2016 - 14:28

Just ask him what it was like being a major choke artist against his in state rivals.
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Post by tGreenWay Thu 28 Jan 2016 - 14:36

xsanguine wrote:I've met Desmond a couple of times. He seems a little into himself but always was nice to me. Heckle him for being short and a Wolverine. That always makes him friendlier.


Maybe pretend to be a fan and moan about if he only hadn't dropped that pass.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano Thu 28 Jan 2016 - 14:42

I would simply say "thanks to you and your ilk, my family is persecuted mercilessly"... and walk of feeling really sad and unfulfilled with my station in life.

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Post by xsanguine Thu 28 Jan 2016 - 14:48

I'd hate on the source of dumb rumors so I'm just joking about the wife thing... There was a woman with him but I'm pretty sure it was an assistant.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos Thu 28 Jan 2016 - 14:51

xsanguine wrote:I'd hate on the source of dumb rumors so I'm just joking about the wife thing... There was a woman with him but I'm pretty sure it was an assistant.

Did he fuck her?
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Post by xsanguine Thu 28 Jan 2016 - 14:55

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
xsanguine wrote:I'd hate on the source of dumb rumors so I'm just joking about the wife thing... There was a woman with him but I'm pretty sure it was an assistant.

Did he fuck her?

She was a hot black chick. I hope so.
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Post by DWags Thu 28 Jan 2016 - 14:58

I.B. Fine wrote:What would you say to him?
'How do Corso's balls taste?', has already been suggested.

maybe, "I bet you pay cash for your gas'?

Congrats on a great career. Do you think Michigan might have won a national championship if you had caught that extra point against MSU ?
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos Thu 28 Jan 2016 - 15:00

xsanguine wrote:
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Did he fuck her?

She was a hot black chick. I hope so.

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Post by I.B. Fine Thu 28 Jan 2016 - 15:04

How about if I just introduce myself as J.W. Jackson?
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