You guys im pretty sure otpt got kidnapped

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-22, 11:05

He hasn't been on the board in nearly an hour, on a weekday morning. 2 years of this board suggests that something is terribly terribly wrong. Should we call the police? Or maybe alert his parents? Or maybe call the mayor of Denver?

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-22, 11:20

He went to work. What a sellout. Just another slave to his corporate overlords.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-02-22, 11:21

I'm winning! cheers

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-22, 11:22

Turtleneck wrote:He went to work. What a sellout. Just another slave to his corporate overlords.

Work? I still don't buy it.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-22, 11:22

I'm going back the tRCMB.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-22, 11:23

Turtleneck wrote:I'm going back the tRCMB.

Good luck with that. Let me know if you see otpt there or whatever.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-02-22, 11:23

my thoughts and prayers are with him during this difficult time.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-22, 11:24

Robert J Sakimano wrote:my thoughts and prayers are with him during this difficult time.

Not me. He made the decision to go to work this morning. He was given every reason not to. He was free not to choose prison.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-22, 11:26

Turtleneck wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:my thoughts and prayers are with him during this difficult time.

Not me. He made the decision to go to work this morning. He was given every reason not to. He was free not to choose prison.

You don't know that he isn't kidnapped and drooling on a cold basement floor somewhere while tied up and likely being forced into a lot of sexual experiments.

by **I.B. Fine** 2016-02-22, 11:37

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Not me. He made the decision to go to work this morning. He was given every reason not to. He was free not to choose prison.

You don't know that he isn't kidnapped and drooling on a cold basement floor somewhere while tied up and likely being forced into a lot of sexual experiments.

Quit projecting your fantasies.
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He's probably dancing around playing a tambourine at a Bernie rally.

by **DWags** 2016-02-22, 12:10

You think he's thinking of us? You think within the first hour he was alone on the job today he checked to see if the wifi allows this website? You think he wishes his mom was in the town he's in?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-02-22, 12:12

Wake post his number here so we can text him.

by **DWags** 2016-02-22, 12:17

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Wake post his number here so we can text him.

I like this. We should all text him porn pics. Blow his phone up with blow jobs.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-22, 12:19

DWags wrote:You think he's thinking of us? You think within the first hour he was alone on the job today he checked to see if the wifi allows this website? You think he wishes his mom was in the town he's in?

I like to think he's thought about us a few times. It really makes everything a little bit easier to deal with

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-22, 13:13

Probably spent the morning in HR and is now taking a nap. I'm guessing he wakes up with a tattoo and a sore ass.

by Guest 2016-02-22, 13:22

tGreenWay wrote:Probably spent the morning in HR and is now taking a nap. I'm guessing he wakes up with a tattoo and a sore ass.

What I didn't know until this moment was that SD was with him.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-02-22, 13:26

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Wake post his number here so we can text him.

1-800-CALL-ATT

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-22, 13:27

Tim Wakefield wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Wake post his number here so we can text him.

1-800-CALL-ATT

Bullshit. Give us his number now wake. Or at least send him a snap chat of all of our dicks.

At least give us his snap chat name. Is it otpt? That'd be convenient.

by **Nordic** 2016-02-22, 13:48

He's all growns, he's growns up and he's growns up and he's growns up

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-02-22, 15:45

I'm alive. I have great news. Tonight is going to be glorious. I've been thinking of you guys all day.

Can I leave yet?

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-22, 15:47

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I'm alive. I have great news. Tonight is going to be glorious. I've been thinking of you guys all day.

Can I leave yet?

What kind of work are you doing? I suppose I should have asked before I assumed you had been made into a slave by your new corporate overlords.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-22, 15:48

THANK GOD

by **Rocinante** 2016-02-22, 15:48

Fuck work.

by **xsanguine** 2016-02-22, 15:50

Admissions at a university, TN. Jesus, man....

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-02-22, 15:53

xsanguine wrote:Admissions at a university, TN. Jesus, man....

How many times do I have to fucking say it, ya know X?

Mutually eye fucked by this girl. Shes pretty.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-22, 15:57

LooseGoose wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Probably spent the morning in HR and is now taking a nap. I'm guessing he wakes up with a tattoo and a sore ass.

What I didn't know until this moment was that SD was with him.

You guys im pretty sure otpt got kidnapped 502811600

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-22, 15:59

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
xsanguine wrote:Admissions at a university, TN. Jesus, man....

How many times do I have to fucking say it, ya know X?

Mutually eye fucked by this girl. Shes pretty.

Mutually eye fucked by her? So she eye fucked you then she eye fucked herself? That's hot.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-22, 16:02

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I'm alive. I have great news. Tonight is going to be glorious. I've been thinking of you guys all day.

Can I leave yet?

You had sex with the cleaning lady on your desk, amirite?

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-22, 16:10

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
xsanguine wrote:Admissions at a university, TN. Jesus, man....

How many times do I have to fucking say it, ya know X?

Mutually eye fucked by this girl. Shes pretty.

For profit university? Public? Private? I need some more info before I tell you to not go back for your second day?

by **xsanguine** 2016-02-22, 16:11

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
xsanguine wrote:Admissions at a university, TN. Jesus, man....

How many times do I have to fucking say it, ya know X?

Mutually eye fucked by this girl. Shes pretty.

Eye fucking needs to lead to genital fucking by the weekend. You need to move on that now.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-22, 16:13

I bet they made it sound as if he would have tons of work to do which made him wonder how we all post here all day.

Don't worry cupcake. You'll figure it out soon.

by **NigelUno** 2016-02-22, 16:21

Turtleneck wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

How many times do I have to fucking say it, ya know X?

Mutually eye fucked by this girl. Shes pretty.

For profit university? Public? Private? I need some more info before I tell you to not go back for your second day?

One of these:

https://www.denverschoolofnursing.edu/

http://www.womenscollege.du.edu/

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-22, 16:28

University of Phoenix - Denver switchboard operator?

by **xsanguine** 2016-02-22, 16:29

That sounded pretty bossy. Sorry, OTPT.

If you would prefer to enter her nether regions, I would recommend starting a dialogue at this juncture in order to achieve coitus by this Friday or Saturday.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-22, 17:11

xsanguine wrote:That sounded pretty bossy. Sorry, OTPT.

If you would prefer to enter her nether regions, I would recommend starting a dialogue at this juncture in order to achieve coitus by this Friday or Saturday.

With her signed consent, or at least a thumbs up at the beginning of the video.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-02-22, 20:36

Basic first day. Bunch of BS stuff. Training for 3 weeks. Tomorrow will be the real test.

But tonight is going to be well earned and deserved.

by **The_Dude** 2016-02-22, 20:43

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Basic first day. Bunch of BS stuff. Training for 3 weeks. Tomorrow will be the real test.

But tonight is going to be well earned and deserved.

Give me the exact amount of time it took from punching out to lighting up a doob

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-02-22, 20:59

The_Dude wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Basic first day. Bunch of BS stuff. Training for 3 weeks. Tomorrow will be the real test.

But tonight is going to be well earned and deserved.

Give me the exact amount of time it took from punching out to lighting up a doob

2hrs

by **xsanguine** 2016-02-22, 21:44

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
The_Dude wrote:

Give me the exact amount of time it took from punching out to lighting up a doob

2hrs

Including your commute?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-22, 22:12

So I'm pretty glad that you didn't get kidnapped. But in the hypothetical that you do get kidnapped, what do we do? Do you have an emergency number we could call or something?

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What do we do?