TakING my talents to bumble

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-28, 18:49

Drunk at bar last night watching unc virginia and no hotties so I jumped on bumble. Tons of hotties and matches, but I didn't realize chicks can only start convos, and it better be with in 24 hours or you lost the match.

Anyway, for my efforts I'm chatting up a fat Indian chick that went to uofm of all places. I'm postive I've banged every other major ethnicity including persian, so my question is, do I break my fat chick boycott in order to complete my diversity initiave?

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-28, 18:51

Should I put the apples I bought earlier today in the refrigerator?

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-28, 18:53

Gonna be takeout Thai for dinner tonight. I might even try to eat before 9 pm. Should be a hoot.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-28, 18:53

tGreenWay wrote:Gonna be takeout Thai for dinner tonight. I might even try to eat before 9 pm. Should be a hoot.

Don't get all crazy on us, Greenway.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-28, 19:05

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Gonna be takeout Thai for dinner tonight. I might even try to eat before 9 pm. Should be a hoot.

Don't get all crazy on us, Greenway.

Sundays are big TV nights for wifey. The Walking Dead and Downton Abbey. She doesn't like disruption, and I'm happy to oblige.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2016-02-28, 19:05

Turtleneck wrote:Should I put the apples I bought earlier today in the refrigerator?

are you a serial killer?

by **AMwood** 2016-02-28, 19:05

i, for one, support your diversity initiative. but for it to count she has to have her papers.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-28, 19:06

AMwood wrote:i, for one, support your diversity initiative. but for it to count she has to have her papers.

She won't need papers if Blanch remembers to bring his period towel.

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-28, 19:15

AMwood wrote:i, for one, support your diversity initiative. but for it to count she has to have her papers.

She's from flint, so she probably still has her uofm student ID

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-28, 19:15

tGreenWay wrote:
AMwood wrote:i, for one, support your diversity initiative. but for it to count she has to have her papers.

She won't need papers if Blanch remembers to bring his period towel.

Lol

by **NigelUno** 2016-02-28, 19:25

Great weather tonight. Grilled out.

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-28, 21:24

Ok, now I got a 39 yo milf with 2 boys. Both seniors, one in college the other high school.

This is outside my wheelhouse. Now even need the green seat mafias advice!

by **DWags** 2016-02-28, 21:36

NigelUno wrote:Great weather tonight. Grilled out.

65 here today. Daughter was home for her birthday. All good.

by **Snake Plissken** 2016-02-28, 22:07

Blanch32 wrote:Ok, now I got a 39 yo milf with 2 boys. Both seniors, one in college the other high school.

This is outside my wheelhouse. Now even need the green seat mafias advice!

Just do it you dog

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-29, 08:20

Snake Plissken wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:Ok, now I got a 39 yo milf with 2 boys. Both seniors, one in college the other high school.

This is outside my wheelhouse. Now even need the green seat mafias advice!
Just do it you dog

Yea, but I'm not use to women who have children the age of the girls I usually date. This is foreign territory for me

by **Giant Moose** 2016-02-29, 08:30

Blanch32 wrote:Ok, now I got a 39 yo milf with 2 boys. Both seniors, one in college the other high school.

This is outside my wheelhouse. Now even need the green seat mafias advice!

Sounds like you have some designated drivers at your disposal. TakING my talents to bumble 969504605

by **Giant Moose** 2016-02-29, 09:28

gHost Spartan wrote:blanch, I gotta be honest with you bro - these stories would be a helluva lot more interesting if you posted a screenshot of these chicks. When you say "fat Indian chick" I have absolutely no frame of reference at all. Like that comedian that had her own TV show? Seriously, help us out a little -

I think blanch can't post pics on the board. He usually texts them to WBH to post.

by **AMwood** 2016-02-29, 09:55

indian as in casino or customer service?

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-29, 11:35

Giant Moose wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:Ok, now I got a 39 yo milf with 2 boys. Both seniors, one in college the other high school.

This is outside my wheelhouse. Now even need the green seat mafias advice!
Sounds like you have some designated drivers at your disposal.

Not the 22 year old....

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-29, 11:37

Giant Moose wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:blanch, I gotta be honest with you bro - these stories would be a helluva lot more interesting if you posted a screenshot of these chicks. When you say "fat Indian chick" I have absolutely no frame of reference at all. Like that comedian that had her own TV show? Seriously, help us out a little -
I think blanch can't post pics on the board. He usually texts them to WBH to post.

This. Plus I don't know how to Screencap on my phone. Just on the desktop. But to answer ghosts question, this chick makes mindy, the TV chick, look skinny

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-29, 11:37

AMwood wrote:indian as in casino or customer service?

DoT not feather

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-02-29, 23:02

You're on bumble but you don't know how to screenshot

by **Blanch32** 2016-03-01, 11:07

gHost Spartan wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Galaxy active 7

This. Plus I don't know how to Screencap on my phone. Just on the desktop. But to answer ghosts question, this chick makes mindy, the TV chick, look skinny

Come on, dude, WTF? How do you not know how to screenshot with your phone? What kind of phone do you have?

Galaxy active 7

Look, I haven't have time for technology shit since giving my first finger blasting.

by **Blanch32** 2016-03-01, 11:08

gHost Spartan wrote:iPhone: https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT200289

Android: http://www.pcadvisor.co.uk/how-to/google-android/how-take-screenshot-on-android-phones-tablets-summary-windows-ios-android-3623449/

Link doesn't work. Just tell me the app to download

by **NigelUno** 2016-03-01, 11:24

Blanch32 wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:iPhone: https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT200289

Android: http://www.pcadvisor.co.uk/how-to/google-android/how-take-screenshot-on-android-phones-tablets-summary-windows-ios-android-3623449/

Link doesn't work. Just tell me the app to download

Both links work. Does pretending to be an idiot work for you in real life? Like w/stupid fat chicks? I'm guessing it does.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2016-03-01, 11:37

NigelUno wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Link doesn't work. Just tell me the app to download

Both links work. Does pretending to be an idiot work for you in real life? Like w/stupid fat chicks? I'm guessing it does.

The 'Galaxy active 7' also isn't a phone so...

by **Blanch32** 2016-03-01, 21:15

NigelUno wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Link doesn't work. Just tell me the app to download

Both links work. Does pretending to be an idiot work for you in real life? Like w/stupid fat chicks? I'm guessing it does.

I'm sure it works on the gateway in your mom's basement but not on my 4G smartphone

by **Blanch32** 2016-03-01, 21:16

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

Both links work. Does pretending to be an idiot work for you in real life? Like w/stupid fat chicks? I'm guessing it does.

The 'Galaxy active 7' also isn't a phone so...

And how does this knowledge provide more blasting opportunities?

by **Blanch32** 2016-03-01, 23:25

gHost Spartan wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

And how does this knowledge provide more blasting opportunities?
Dude, seriously, you need to step up your fucking game. Stop pretending to be the village idiot and start screenshotting and posting pics. And, if you can't post pics, then text them to WhiteBoyHatcher to post. Give us *something* for fuck's sake. You're really losing credibility with me.

2 concerns:

1. Still need screenshot app.
2. What's my assurance one of my many haters will not assault an innocent women?

Safety is paramount and I don't trust these wackos

by **Blanch32** 2016-03-01, 23:27

Take nigel for one. Would you take the chance of letting him know what your daughter looks like?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-03-01, 23:30

Not sure what I'll have for lunch tomorrow. Maybe a turkey sandwich.

by **Blanch32** 2016-03-01, 23:30

gHost Spartan wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

2 concerns:

1. Still need screenshot app.
2. What's my assurance one of my many haters will not assault an innocent women?

Safety is paramount and I don't trust these wackos
You don't need a screenshot app. You just hold the home and side button at the same time for a screenshot. Just Google the instructions for your particular phone. Just get and post the fucking pics, or text them to WBH

Holy shit it worked! Just sent him a test

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-03-01, 23:36

God dammit. I am now the default servant apparently for posting blanch's stuff on here. I will accept this role because it has promise to be entertaining.

Hold please.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-03-01, 23:37

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:God dammit. I am now the default servant apparently for posting blanch's stuff on here. I will accept this role because it has promise to be entertaining.

Hold please.

Are you posting pics of a great big fat Indian chick?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-03-01, 23:38

by **Blanch32** 2016-03-01, 23:46

gHost Spartan wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

Things just got a whole lot more interesting. Now the pics blanch

Rods, please create a separate blanch pics thread TIA

Working up to it. First can't wait until the green seat mafia reads my chat. Heads will tilt!

by **Blanch32** 2016-03-01, 23:50

...and just planned our first meet up for Thurs night. HeadEd to a new brewery. Sorry to break the 4th wall for some of you bonars

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2016-03-01, 23:52

by **Blanch32** 2016-03-02, 10:34

Gave WBH all my tinder strikeouts, i.e. the back story on why I'm now on bumble

by **NigelUno** 2016-03-02, 10:47

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

I'm guessing this is a blanch text?

He can spell correctly? Huh. So, the intentional misspelling of words is just a schtick he uses on message boards?

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