How long did it take you to poop in the office?

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Still using the bathroom....

Like for the first time I mean

1st day. I'm pretty regular after I have my coffee.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:1st day. I'mean pretty regular after I have my coffee.

Yep.

My boss shits for an hour and change each day. It sucks because I need his help every now and then and he's almost always "away" (he's shitting. He always shits.)

I rarely poop in the office otpt. I live five minutes from the office though and go home for lunch everyday. It typically isn't necessary really.

I worked for this company for 12 years and pooped on our floor like twice. This was the executive level floor of a small company and we shared the bathroom with this law firm. These lawyers would go in there and just destroy the place. There were two stalls and one of the toilets would be clogged at least once a week.
One day I went in there to piss and it was the most vile disgusting odor ever. I am going to the sink to wash my hands and the CEO of my company walks in. All I could think to say was "I didn't do it". I don't know if he ever believed me. It is a big part of the reason I work from home now.

I don't even wanna know how much money I've made the past few years while shitting on the clock. Wait actually yes I do. I shit every time i work pretty much

Tim Wakefield wrote:I don't even wanna know how much money I've made the past few years while shitting on the clock. Wait actually yes I do. I shit every time i work pretty much

Yuuuuup bathrooms behind the Mexican place, naturally

Tim Wakefield wrote:I don't even wanna know how much money I've made the past few years while shitting on the clock. Wait actually yes I do. I shit every time i work pretty much

Let's be real.... Not nearly as much as I've made while posting on this shitty message board about topics as wide ranging as poop and keeping up a fake argument that was designed to make fun of "real" internet arguments.

Honestly, I don't even know why a) they continue to pay me and b) they actually f'n love me.

They only like you because you can speak English travis

At least you guys have smartphones now. I can't even imagine how that has revolionized pooping at work. I remember printing out Comparoni's 25 page emails

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:They only like you because you can speak English travis

That is a huge freaking perk bro.

For the longest time I ONLY shat at the work place.

I mean, I don't want to waste MY time... I'd rather waste their's.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Tim Wakefield wrote:I don't even wanna know how much money I've made the past few years while shitting on the clock. Wait actually yes I do. I shit every time i work pretty much

Yuuuuup bathrooms behind the Mexican place, naturally

Lately I've been wandering off to unload on the downstairs staff toilets without my manager knowing. No one uses those. I can watch videos and stuff down there.

great thread. i strongly urge any youngins reading this thread to demand to see the poop situation before accepting any job. #protips

Every. Day. 10 AMish. Great part of the day.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:?

Today? Like just now.

Herbie Green wrote:At least you guys have smartphones now. I can't even imagine how that has revolionized pooping at work. I remember printing out Comparoni's 25 page emails

Lol!!! I remember those!

xsanguine wrote:For the longest time I ONLY shat at the work place.

I mean, I don't want to waste MY time... I'd rather waste their's.

Ftr, I'd totally eat her pussy without bath salts