listen you young fucks

by **Rocinante** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 1:57

I wanted to watch gone girl tonight, but my girlfriend says it's too much action and she won't be able to sleep, so we watched god help the girl instead. It's a musical written by Belle and Sebastian.

I want to strangle someone.

Don't do what I've done. Run.

Run.

Save yourself.

Run you idiot!!!!

by **The Pantry** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 2:14

This story rounds out my understanding of your psychology.

It makes you more human to me and I do not like that.

by **tGreenWay** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 2:22

That's a shame.

by **pulling69** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 3:42

I used to bang out an Asian chick who loved Belle and Sebastian...that music sucks.

by **steveschneider** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 8:56

if you are feeling sinister is a good album.

by **Cameron** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 9:17

steveschneider wrote: if you are feeling sinister is a good album.

by **steveschneider** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 9:19

Cameron wrote:
steveschneider wrote: if you are feeling sinister is a good album.

But that movie sounds awful.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 9:33

Gone girl is too much action for her? The fuck? So I take it you guys do not fuck before falling asleep?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 9:39

Too much action? What action? Her eating cheeseburgers to get fat?

by **DWags** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 10:46

Gone girl sucks.

by **Turtleneck** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 10:47

Maybe you should try dating one of the other 25 women in Wyoming.

by **Rocinante** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 10:48

She just gets weird about suspense. She will never watch horror movies. She likes comedies and foreign films. I hate watching movies with her.

by **Rocinante** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 10:48

Cameron wrote:
steveschneider wrote: if you are feeling sinister is a good album.

Lol.

by **Rocinante** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 10:49

The Pantry wrote:This story rounds out my understanding of your psychology.

It makes you more human to me and I do not like that.

Whatever milkman.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 10:51

DWags wrote:Gone girl sucks.

No way, you suck.

Turtleneck wrote:Maybe you should try dating one of the other 25 women in Wyoming.

by **Blanch32** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 12:22

Roc brings up an important point. Never settle. Ever. Granted thst doesn't mean let yourself go, and fat fuck it. Instead, keep in shape, work hard, produce chedda, and let the world unfold as it should.

Thats how I met my current gf, and she can't get enough of me!

by **Blanch32** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 12:24

Turtleneck wrote:Maybe you should try dating one of the other 25 women in Wyoming.

Lol. This

by **Rocinante** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 12:25

My town is filled with hotties. No lie.

by **Blanch32** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 12:34

Rocinante wrote:My town is filled with hotties. No lie.

You live in brokeback mountain?

by **Turtleneck** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 13:29

Rocinante wrote:My town is filled with hotties. No lie.

...and they all think about Dick Cheney when Roc is having sex with them.

by aualum06 Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 14:12

Gose sucks

by aualum06 Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 14:12

aualum06 wrote:Gose sucks

Oops wrong thread

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 14:43

aualum06 wrote:
aualum06 wrote:Gose sucks

Oops wrong thread

by **Blanch32** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 15:12

aualum06 wrote:
aualum06 wrote:Gose sucks

Oops wrong thread

Lol

by **tGreenWay** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 15:15

aualum06 wrote:
aualum06 wrote:Gose sucks

Oops wrong thread

Doesn't matter. You just lost a pie, son.

by **The Pantry** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 15:19

tGreenWay wrote:
aualum06 wrote:

Oops wrong thread

Doesn't matter. You just lost a pie, son.

Funny. I read it as Goose first time I saw it too.

He's talking about the Tigers Gose, who has blown a couple plays in the outfield this afternoon

by **tGreenWay** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 16:49

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Doesn't matter. You just lost a pie, son.
Funny. I read it as Goose first time I saw it too.

He's talking about the Tigers Gose, who has blown a couple plays in the outfield this afternoon

Oops, wrong Gose/Goose. After reading Blanch for so long, I've started assuming everybody misspells everything.

by **Death Roe** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 16:58

Gone Girl is an action movie all of a sudden?

by **tGreenWay** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 17:03

Death Roe wrote:Gone Girl is an action movie all of a sudden?

No chance. I think Roc's lady-friend isn't too bright.

by **Death Roe** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 17:12

If she thinks GG is too fast, I wonder if her head would explode if she watched Mad Max: Fury Road.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 17:18

You guys have to remember what qualifies as 'action' in Wyoming.

by **Turtleneck** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 18:05

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:You guys have to remember what qualifies as 'action' in Wyoming.

Sex with coyotes?

by **tGreenWay** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 18:36

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:You guys have to remember what qualifies as 'action' in Wyoming.

Watching big rigs liquefy antelope trying to cross the highway?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 18:53

tGreenWay wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:You guys have to remember what qualifies as 'action' in Wyoming.

Watching big rigs liquefy antelope trying to cross the highway?

Now finally rocs girl might get an orgasm

by **Rocinante** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 18:58

She was concerned about how the rating said "a scene of intense bloody violence".

She's sensitive.

Belle and Sebastian can suck a butthole.

by **CORNER BLITZ** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 19:03

Never heard of belle and Sebastian

by **tGreenWay** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 19:19

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Watching big rigs liquefy antelope trying to cross the highway?

Now finally rocs girl might get an orgasm

I'm not surprised. Works for me every time. listen you young fucks 3434560931

by **tGreenWay** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 19:20

Rocinante wrote:She was concerned about how the rating said "a scene of intense bloody violence".

She's sensitive.

Belle and Sebastian can suck a butthole.

This is what you should've suggested to your gf in lieu of GG.

by **Blanch32** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 20:13

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Never heard of belle and Sebastian

Me either. Sounds gay

by **CORNER BLITZ** Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 20:24

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