Re: The New Improved I'm so winning MegaMillions/PowerBall thread!!!

by **The Pantry** Wed Mar 06, 2019 6:17 pm

Rocinante wrote:One jackpot winner: South Carolina.

Finally claimed. $878M lump sum before taxes.

The $1.5 Billion Mega Millions Jackpot Was Finally Claimed — and the Winner Did 2 Super Smart Things

by **The Pantry** Sat Mar 23, 2019 1:24 pm

Powerball at $625M tonight. $257M lump sum after taxes.

by **DWags** Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:53 am

Some cheese head just woke up 3/4's of a billion dollars richer.

by **The Pantry** Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:24 pm

Mega Millions up to $970M Friday. Powerball at $730M tonight.

by **tGreenWay** Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:34 pm

DWags wrote:Some cheese head just woke up 3/4's of a billion dollars richer.

Wonder how many times they’ve had sex on top of a pile of Benjamins. The New Improved I'm so winning MegaMillions/PowerBall thread!!! - Page 11 3557613862

The New Improved I'm so winning MegaMillions/PowerBall thread!!! - Page 11 3557613862

by **Dendrobates** Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:05 pm

On 96.3, on their dealbreakers show, a guy was spending $25-30 every single day on lottery. He was completely convinced he was going to win it, and doing it for his fiancée. And she was pissed he was spending all their money and wouldn’t be able to afford a wedding.

by **tGreenWay** Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:16 pm

Dendrobates wrote:On 96.3, on their dealbreakers show, a guy was spending $25-30 every single day on lottery. He was completely convinced he was going to win it, and doing it for his fiancée. And she was pissed he was spending all their money and wouldn’t be able to afford a wedding.

So he wins it and realizes he can now afford a supermodel. Sayonara, fiancé. Adios, wedding.

by **GRR Spartan** Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:47 pm

If I'd be lucky enough to win I'd hire the realtor Ghislaine Maxwell used to find the estate in New Hampshire where Maxwell hid until her cell phone calls gave up her location.

Find a nice, out of the way place with high speed internet where you can slide back into anonymity.

by **Rocinante** Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:19 pm

Dendrobates wrote:On 96.3, on their dealbreakers show, a guy was spending $25-30 every single day on lottery. He was completely convinced he was going to win it, and doing it for his fiancée. And she was pissed he was spending all their money and wouldn’t be able to afford a wedding.

I’m sure that marriage will go swimmingly.

by **The Pantry** Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:05 am

One winning ticket sold in Novi for the $1B Mega Millions jackpot.

by **MiamiSpartan** Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:32 am

The Pantry wrote:One winning ticket sold in Novi for the $1B Mega Millions jackpot.

Congrats to whichever one of you won this. Don't forget those of us who make your life complete with our wit, our insight, and our unconditional love for you.

by **Dendrobates** Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:56 am

God how amazing that would have been to win 1 billion.

by **kingstonlake** Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:58 am

Hopefully the winner knows that tPantie will tell them how and what they can spend their money on.

by AvgMSUJoe Sat Jan 23, 2021 2:43 pm

MiamiSpartan wrote:
The Pantry wrote:One winning ticket sold in Novi for the $1B Mega Millions jackpot.

Congrats to whichever one of you won this. Don't forget those of us who make your life complete with our wit, our insight, and our unconditional love for you.

You failed tomention their physical prowess and exceptional intellect... They are most obviously the best of us.

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