Las Vegas pool party

What do you wear beside swim trunks? I hate feet. I do. I don't own any open toed shoes, never will. Will I be able to get in?

So p rob is sd then?

You're asking what to wear to a pool party?

Am I logged into 24-7? Fuck.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:You're asking what to wear to a pool party?

Am I logged into 24-7? Fuck.

hashtag funny

its a serious question, assbag.

Hawaiian shirt open to the belly button, pleated khaki shorts, panama hat Jesus sandals.

towel to wear around your neck.

You don't have to swim

The last think you want to wear is a bathing suit, only dorks do that.

P Rob wrote:What do you wear beside swim trunks?  I hate feet.  I do.  I don't own any open toed shoes, never will.  Will I be able to get in?  

Let me recommend these.   Every time I wear them on the river I pull sweet ass.

Goose fail.

Rocinante wrote:Goose fail.

Maybe he wears a tripod

I imagine you'd do well to wear Roc's. Sorry, Roc.

Rocinante wrote:Goose fail.

If you're sporting a tripod, you should have no problems with the ladies.

Swimsuit, V-neck or tank, and some water shoes since you have a foot phobia apparently.

AnomanderRake wrote:Swimsuit, V-neck or tank, and some water shoes since you have a foot phobia apparently.

I hate you.

Find a store that sells cargo swimsuits.

Turtleneck wrote:

AnomanderRake wrote:Swimsuit, V-neck or tank, and some water shoes since you have a foot phobia apparently.

I hate you.

I'm sure you would look great in a V-neck even if it's heresy to your namesake.

AnomanderRake wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:



I hate you.

I'm sure you would look great in a V-neck even if it's heresy to your namesake.

Flirt

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