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DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by CORNER BLITZ Tue Jun 07, 2016 7:56 pm
Tried to catch up and throw out the secret swill sign to see of it was you, but to no avail
Mfer you drive fast
Mfer you drive fast
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by Turtleneck Tue Jun 07, 2016 8:00 pm
The problem with giving DWags the secret Swill sign is that he gets the sign from everybody else.
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by DWags Tue Jun 07, 2016 11:30 pm
You just busted my daughter. Thanks.
So last night she says "daddy, my commander say abs, bas, and the light that shows a car with squiggly lines behind it all the time". I say em, when did that start happening? She says she has to go to east Lansing today and can she take the truck. I say yep, I'll get your car looked at. So, yeah, she drove it to EL today. Are you saying she was speeding?
Busted by an Internet dude.
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So last night she says "daddy, my commander say abs, bas, and the light that shows a car with squiggly lines behind it all the time". I say em, when did that start happening? She says she has to go to east Lansing today and can she take the truck. I say yep, I'll get your car looked at. So, yeah, she drove it to EL today. Are you saying she was speeding?
Busted by an Internet dude.
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by Travis of the Cosmos Tue Jun 07, 2016 11:42 pm
Please record that conversation.
"A guy in the Internet said you were speeding."
"Uh, dad, what?"
"This guy on this internet thing I do, he said you were speeding."
"What site?"
"Oh god no don't you ever look at that ever."
"Is this some weird fetish porn site?"
"No, why would it be? But please don't ever look ever."
"That's some sick shit dad."
"A guy in the Internet said you were speeding."
"Uh, dad, what?"
"This guy on this internet thing I do, he said you were speeding."
"What site?"
"Oh god no don't you ever look at that ever."
"Is this some weird fetish porn site?"
"No, why would it be? But please don't ever look ever."
"That's some sick shit dad."
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by Other Teams Pursuing That Tue Jun 07, 2016 11:43 pm
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Please record that conversation.
"A guy in the Internet said you were speeding."
"Uh, dad, what?"
"This guy on this internet thing I do, he said you were speeding."
"What site?"
"Oh god no don't you ever look at that ever."
"Is this some weird fetish porn site?"
"No, why would it be? But please don't ever look ever."
"That's some sick shit dad."
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by DWags Tue Jun 07, 2016 11:46 pm
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Please record that conversation.
"A guy in the Internet said you were speeding."
"Uh, dad, what?"
"This guy on this internet thing I do, he said you were speeding."
"What site?"
"Oh god no don't you ever look at that ever."
"Is this some weird fetish porn site?"
"No, why would it be? But please don't ever look ever."
"That's some sick shit dad."
Shit good point. I remember when I told the wife I was a mod on this sight. She just kind of looked at me with an expression that's hard to explain.
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by Turtleneck Wed Jun 08, 2016 12:04 am
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Please record that conversation.
"A guy in the Internet said you were speeding."
"Uh, dad, what?"
"This guy on this internet thing I do, he said you were speeding."
"What site?"
"Oh god no don't you ever look at that ever."
"Is this some weird fetish porn site again? Is this the shemale little people thing again, dad? I thought you saw a therapist? "
"No, why would it be? But please don't ever look ever."
"That's some sick shit dad."
Fixed for accuracy. Sorry. Didn't want to mess with your work, but...
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by Turtleneck Wed Jun 08, 2016 12:05 am
DWags wrote:Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Please record that conversation.
"A guy in the Internet said you were speeding."
"Uh, dad, what?"
"This guy on this internet thing I do, he said you were speeding."
"What site?"
"Oh god no don't you ever look at that ever."
"Is this some weird fetish porn site?"
"No, why would it be? But please don't ever look ever."
"That's some sick shit dad."
Shit good point. I remember when I told the wife I was a mod on this sight. She just kind of looked at me with an expression that's hard to explain.
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by Other Teams Pursuing That Wed Jun 08, 2016 12:06 am
Lol d wags
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by Triple Sparty Wed Jun 08, 2016 12:07 am
Wait, how's did you know it was DWags truck? Does he drive one of those with a hat on top??
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by Turtleneck Wed Jun 08, 2016 12:10 am
Triple Sparty wrote:Wait, how's did you know it was DWags truck? Does he drive one of those with a hat on top??
He has a giant pair of truck nuts that say DWAGZ NUTS
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by DWags Wed Jun 08, 2016 12:18 am
Turtleneck wrote:Triple Sparty wrote:Wait, how's did you know it was DWags truck? Does he drive one of those with a hat on top??
He has a giant pair of truck nuts that say DWAGZ NUTS
And they're wearing a hat
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by Blanch32 Wed Jun 08, 2016 8:39 am
DWags wrote:Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Please record that conversation.
"A guy in the Internet said you were speeding."
"Uh, dad, what?"
"This guy on this internet thing I do, he said you were speeding."
"What site?"
"Oh god no don't you ever look at that ever."
"Is this some weird fetish porn site?"
"No, why would it be? But please don't ever look ever."
"That's some sick shit dad."
Shit good point. I remember when I told the wife I was a mod on this sight. She just kind of looked at me with an expression that's hard to explain.
Jesus, I pray that your family members don't read your shit on here. I'm embarrassed for them.
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by Floyd Robertson Wed Jun 08, 2016 8:42 am
Triple Sparty wrote:Wait, how's did you know it was DWags truck? Does he drive one of those with a hat on top??
I can just picture Dwags driving around like a NAPA dude but the hat says tSwill Mod.
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by Watch Out Pylon! Wed Jun 08, 2016 8:45 am
Floyd Robertson wrote:Triple Sparty wrote:Wait, how's did you know it was DWags truck? Does he drive one of those with a hat on top??
I can just picture Dwags driving around like a NAPA dude but the hat says tSwill Mod.
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by NigelUno Wed Jun 08, 2016 8:47 am
Floyd Robertson wrote:Triple Sparty wrote:Wait, how's did you know it was DWags truck? Does he drive one of those with a hat on top??
I can just picture Dwags driving around like a NAPA dude but the hat says tSwill Mod.
DWags Know How
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by Turtleneck Wed Jun 08, 2016 10:00 am
Has Travis ever apologized, gHost?
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by CORNER BLITZ Wed Jun 08, 2016 7:17 pm
DWags wrote:You just busted my daughter. Thanks.
So last night she says "daddy, my commander say abs, bas, and the light that shows a car with squiggly lines behind it all the time". I say em, when did that start happening? She says she has to go to east Lansing today and can she take the truck. I say yep, I'll get your car looked at. So, yeah, she drove it to EL today. Are you saying she was speeding?
Busted by an Internet dude.
Didn't know it was you but when I saw the combination of bumber stickers first thing I thought was dwags
Got up around 90 for a while but still trailed/fell behind
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by Jake from State Farm Wed Jun 08, 2016 8:20 pm
gHost Spartan wrote:What combination of bumper stickers?CORNER BLITZ wrote:
Didn't know it was you but when I saw the combination of bumber stickers first thing I thought was dwags
Got up around 90 for a while but still trailed/fell behind
Vote for Bernie, Debbie Stabenow for Senate, Obama 2012 and You can't hug your child with nuclear arms.
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by Triple Sparty Wed Jun 08, 2016 8:24 pm
Plus a license plate frame that says My other ride is your mom.
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by DWags Wed Jun 08, 2016 9:23 pm
90? Damn I'm going to have to bring this up somehow. If you're being accurate. I know she's pushed upper 70's with me in the car, but that's a bit much.
Bumper stickers:
Perles for President 92
27-23 blow me assholes
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If it was those three on a while Silverado that was my kid driving to fast.
Bumper stickers:
Perles for President 92
27-23 blow me assholes
Swill Mod
If it was those three on a while Silverado that was my kid driving to fast.
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by Travis of the Cosmos Wed Jun 08, 2016 9:28 pm
CORNER BLITZ wrote:DWags wrote:You just busted my daughter. Thanks.
So last night she says "daddy, my commander say abs, bas, and the light that shows a car with squiggly lines behind it all the time". I say em, when did that start happening? She says she has to go to east Lansing today and can she take the truck. I say yep, I'll get your car looked at. So, yeah, she drove it to EL today. Are you saying she was speeding?
Busted by an Internet dude.
Didn't know it was you but when I saw the combination of bumber stickers first thing I thought was dwags
Got up around 90 for a while but still trailed/fell behind
Rat. You're fucking banned now from this Internet message board for being a snitch bitch.
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by CORNER BLITZ Wed Jun 08, 2016 10:48 pm
gHost Spartan wrote:What combination of bumper stickers?CORNER BLITZ wrote:
Didn't know it was you but when I saw the combination of bumber stickers first thing I thought was dwags
Got up around 90 for a while but still trailed/fell behind
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by DWags Thu Jun 30, 2016 2:37 pm
Welp, leaving for a road test for the youngest to get her license. This one has the crazy wayyyyy more than the older one. Wish me luck.
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by Guest Thu Jun 30, 2016 2:46 pm
DWags wrote:Welp, leaving for a road test for the youngest to get her license. This one has the crazy wayyyyy more than the older one. Wish me luck.
IT's been great knowing you, maybe tWife's next husband will get the brickwork done.
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by tGreenWay Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:21 pm
DWags wrote:Welp, leaving for a road test for the youngest to get her license. This one has the crazy wayyyyy more than the older one. Wish me luck.
If she's crazy and has daddy issues, you're in for a long decade.
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by DWags Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:56 pm
tGreenWay wrote:DWags wrote:Welp, leaving for a road test for the youngest to get her license. This one has the crazy wayyyyy more than the older one. Wish me luck.
If she's crazy and has daddy issues, you're in for a long decade.
I don't know what daddy issues means other than that she doesn't think I'm cool. I tell her I am. She doesn't buy it.
She passed by the way.
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by I.B. Fine Thu Jun 30, 2016 4:03 pm
DWags wrote:
I don't know what daddy issues means other than that she doesn't think I'm cool. I tell her I am. She doesn't buy it.
She sounds pretty smart.
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by Guest Thu Jun 30, 2016 4:04 pm
DWags wrote:tGreenWay wrote:
If she's crazy and has daddy issues, you're in for a long decade.
I don't know what daddy issues means other than that she doesn't think I'm cool. I tell her I am. She doesn't buy it.
She passed by the way.
Dads that build wood fired brick pizza ovens are cool.
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by Other Teams Pursuing That Thu Jun 30, 2016 4:27 pm
If there are any daddy issues they will come out in time. They always do.
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by Rocinante Thu Jun 30, 2016 4:35 pm
"Daddy"?
How old is she?
How old is she?
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by DWags Thu Jun 30, 2016 4:44 pm
LooseGoose wrote:DWags wrote:
I don't know what daddy issues means other than that she doesn't think I'm cool. I tell her I am. She doesn't buy it.
She passed by the way.
Dads that build wood fired brick pizza ovens are cool.
Ha. Not this guy.
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
by tGreenWay Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:56 pm
DWags wrote:tGreenWay wrote:
If she's crazy and has daddy issues, you're in for a long decade.
I don't know what daddy issues means other than that she doesn't think I'm cool. I tell her I am. She doesn't buy it.
She passed by the way.
Congrats to her and you!
Daddy issues, btw, I don't are going to be a problem for you because you're an active dad with healthy relationships with your kids. Those women with daddy issues are known to sleep around more than the average woman. You should have known that when you were an undergrad. It's an important piece of info when hitting bars and parties in search of strange.
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