What a white trash holiday

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-07-04, 22:39

Not angry. Just laughing mostly. Just an excuse for people to go outside and act like pyromaniacs for a night. Seems pretty dumb to me. This holiday isn't about lighting off explosives that scare animals to death and keep me from getting my kids to sleep. People really lose sight of perspective. It's not about M-80s or black cats or Jumping Jacks (hi Girbaud) or Roman Candles. No. It's about Joey Chestnut and his world record 70 hot dogs. Period. Merica.

by **Blanch32** 2016-07-04, 22:42

Fireworks still going strong in charlotte. I admit, I'm kinda suprised for a work night

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-04, 22:58

What a double standard thread.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-07-04, 23:08

Thought you were going to make some decent points but the fireworks angle exclusively was not enough

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-04, 23:09

I tell you what.... it's a great night for a few small caliber drive-bys... if that's your thing. No one would think anything different.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-07-04, 23:14

I have no point. I think it's hilarious how the WT and chaldeans love this.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-07-04, 23:15

Blowing up their money. Seems about right.

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-04, 23:20

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I have no point. I think it's hilarious how the WT and chaldeans love this.

I have to assume you don't mean 'Washington Times' with the WT acronym but that you really mean 'White Terrors'. Sneaky little honkey you are.

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-04, 23:35

Imagine if in the middle of February you said "What a n***** smart holiday"? Or, Imagine if in the middle of February you said "What a chinky shit holiday? Or, "What bullshit spick festival"? Or "What savage scalping looking party." Or "What a drunk ginger mick holiday"...

Actually the last one would probably work without any issues... because they're white.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-07-04, 23:45

x....get over yourself bro.

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-04, 23:58

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:x....get over yourself bro.

I don't get this comment. Please explain it.

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-04, 23:59

I guess I'm not allowed to make my own jokes in a stupid thread with no purpose?

Forget all that peckerwood... whats you're beef with me.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-07-05, 00:00

It means shut your damn brain off and have fun.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-07-05, 00:02

xsanguine wrote:I guess I'm not allowed to make my own jokes in a stupid thread with no purpose?

Forget all that peckerwood... whats you're beef with me.

I love you buddy. Forget it, didn't realize you were joking, thought you were trying to make some sort of a point.

Happy 4th and whatnot.

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-05, 00:02

You're comment doesn't even make sense, WBH.

'Get over yourself' - what kind of limp wristed individual who pays constractors to do their home improvement projects and reasphalt the driveway makes a comment like this when it doesn't even make sense in any conceivable context my comment could have been taken it.

Maybe drink a little more, subdivision living cracker.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-07-05, 00:04

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-05, 00:04

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
xsanguine wrote:I guess I'm not allowed to make my own jokes in a stupid thread with no purpose?

Forget all that peckerwood... whats you're beef with me.

I love you buddy. Forget it, didn't realize you were joking, thought you were trying to make some sort of a point.

Happy 4th and whatnot.

I love the shit out of you, budyd. I probably wouldn't ignored if my love didn't exist the length of my... well... you know.

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-05, 00:06

I really like this diazepam. Let's me talk shit but bring it up to disarm my opponent.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-07-05, 00:06

xsanguine wrote:

Maybe drink a little more, subdivision living cracker.

Sounds like a plan. What a white trash holiday 3493939353

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-05, 00:07

Opponent is the wrong word... I consider 'companion."

I love everyone. Even Cym Jim. It's impossible to hate the British. Unless you're Irish. Which I am so fuck those limey slags.

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-05, 00:07

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

Maybe drink a little more, subdivision living cracker.

Sounds like a plan.

Please forgive my aggressive name calling. I under the impression we were adversaries.
Do you wanna do karate in the garage?

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-05, 00:09

What time do they stop selling booze? Sick of this religion shit. Not that I hate religion. I like the discipline but let us do what we want.

Ya know, OTPT?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-07-05, 00:09

I don't think my knees would hold up.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-07-05, 00:10

2 AM but you're not gonna have much luck other than a Meijer, Wal Mart of 7-11 today. My guess anyway.

I canceled my 9 AM because I hate them.

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-05, 00:34

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I don't think my knees would hold up.

We can shoot hockey picks in the garage.

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-05, 00:39

xsanguine wrote:Opponent is the wrong word... I consider 'companion."

I love everyone. Even Cym Jim. It's impossible to hate the British*. Unless you're Irish. Which I am so fuck those limey slags.

*Or the Welsh, or Scottish

by **Cym Jim** 2016-07-05, 00:44

xsanguine wrote:I love everyone. Even Cym Jim. It's impossible to hate the British. Unless you're Irish. Which I am so fuck those limey slags.

I dunno - we seem very easy to dislike. That's kinda why I left.

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-05, 01:12

I wonder how a thread about the Puerto Rican holiday or Mexican holiday in a disparaging way would go.

by **kingstonlake** 2016-07-05, 04:20

Had to get up at 3am. Boomers going off at midnight. 2yr old wide awake. Pictures on FB of people proud of their fireworks trash heap, holding up beers doing duck lips.

Yeah, white trash holiday. Agreed.

by tanfan! 2016-07-05, 07:18

xsanguine wrote:I guess I'm not allowed to make my own jokes in a stupid thread with no purpose?

Forget all that peckerwood... whats you're beef with me.

He's an arrogant douchebag who only cares about what he has to say. He'll make these declarative statements then tell people to get over themselves if they find said statement over the top. In summary he's a shitty poster. Put him in foe. What a white trash holiday 2809484752

by tanfan! 2016-07-05, 07:22

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
xsanguine wrote:I guess I'm not allowed to make my own jokes in a stupid thread with no purpose?

Forget all that peckerwood... whats you're beef with me.

I love you buddy. Forget it, didn't realize you were joking, thought you were trying to make some sort of a point.

Happy 4th and whatnot.

Oh now YOURE BACKTRACKING. Asshole

by tanfan! 2016-07-05, 07:26

The irony of the self absorbed. White trash hatcher is angry people celebrating the Fourth of July are preventing him from getting his kids to sleep yet he has no problem taking those whiny kids on an airplane disrupting everyone's comfort so he and his wife can pretend his kids enjoy Disney. The two hours of hell in the plane they cause doesn't matter because it's all about them.

by **DWags** 2016-07-05, 09:41

Cym Jim wrote:
xsanguine wrote:I love everyone. Even Cym Jim. It's impossible to hate the British. Unless you're Irish. Which I am so fuck those limey slags.

I dunno - we seem very easy to dislike. That's kinda why I left.

You fuckers always leaving shit. Then, in 1776, when we wanted to leave you got all pissy about it.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-07-05, 12:59

Bump.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2016-07-05, 13:08

I find that Latins and African-Americans are just as likely, if not more likely, to enjoy setting off fireworks. What a white trash holiday 2599972566

by **Rocinante** 2016-07-05, 13:09

Those damn Latins and Afro-Americans.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-07-05, 14:25

MiamiSpartan wrote:I find that Latins and African-Americans are just as likely, if not more likely, to enjoy setting off fireworks.

Thank god, because otherwise we wouldn't have one of the funniest videos of all time.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-07-05, 14:36

MiamiSpartan wrote:I find that Latins and African-Americans are just as likely, if not more likely, to enjoy setting off fireworks.

I mean they can still be white trash.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2016-07-05, 15:18

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
MiamiSpartan wrote:I find that Latins and African-Americans are just as likely, if not more likely, to enjoy setting off fireworks.

I mean they can still be white trash.

No, by definition, they can not be.

by **The_Dude** 2016-07-05, 18:27

No WT at the club I was privy to all weekend.

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