I guess I'm at that age where I have to start cramming medicine up my ass.

Getting them in is easy. Keeping them in when farting is not. Seepage ain't cool either. Suppositories FML...

Motown Spartan wrote:Getting them in is easy. Keeping them in when farting is not. Seepage ain't cool either. Suppositories FML...

Cabbage. A lot of cabbage. Roughly a head every 3 days. Boiled, buttered, a little salt and down the hatch.

keep going

Glad I am not there yet. I'll pray for you Motown.

I'm so glad the world is gonna end before I'm your age. Jesus

How far up your ass do you cram it? Do you use your whole fist?

tGreenWay wrote:How far up your ass do you cram it? Do you use your whole fist?

This made me think of Fletch. The movie, not the poster.

tGreenWay wrote:How far up your ass do you cram it? Do you use your whole fist?

About halfway to the first knuckle, pucker up, and there's a 50/50 chance of it getting sucker on or shot out.

TheReal_LWS wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:How far up your ass do you cram it? Do you use your whole fist?

This made me think of Fletch. The movie, not the poster.

Do you save your thoughts about poster Fletch for the shower?

Turtleneck wrote:

TheReal_LWS wrote:

This made me think of Fletch. The movie, not the poster.

Do you save your thoughts about poster Fletch for the shower?

No. To be honest I hardly ever think about him.

TheReal_LWS wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:How far up your ass do you cram it? Do you use your whole fist?

This made me think of Fletch. The movie, not the poster.

That was his head not a suppository...

Pics.

Sans gloves.

I'm glad it's not this.

I was afraid this thread would get weird. I'm glad it hasn't happened yet.

May I tickle your prostate?

Tanfan! wrote:May I tickle your prostate?

Only if you milk it, too.

tGreenWay wrote:

Tanfan! wrote:May I tickle your prostate?

Only if you milk it, too.

Does he have to pasteurize it too?

Alaska-cruise-singer daughter was bound-up maybe 2-3 months old. Kitten took her to the appointed pediatrician, got a prescription for suppositories, picked them up, and commenced wrecking my life.

After not much sleep the previous night and coming home after 10 hours at work, kitten handed me the butt pills when I walked in the door, saying she couldn't do it.

For anyone that has inserted a hemorrhoid suppository into their own butt, you know it's a slippery deal. The pop-outs are annoying as fuck. You have to retrieve the thing and put it back in...burying your finger in your own ass to make sure it won't pop-out again.

So, there is my little angel on the changing table. Was smiling like usual and didn't look distressed in the slightest. Was happy to see infant suppositories were scaled to size.

Fucking thing popped out the first couple tries before one seemed to get sucked in. No stopwatch on it but guestimating a couple minutes later the flow started. Seemed like many minutes until it finally stopped.

MOUNTAIN of poo. Still wish I had a camera phone back then

aualum06 wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Only if you milk it, too.

Does he have to pasteurize it too?

That's really a private matter between Pantry, Goose, and Gomer.

The Pantry wrote:Alaska-cruise-singer daughter was bound-up maybe 2-3 months old. Kitten took her to the appointed pediatrician, got a prescription for suppositories, picked them up, and commenced wrecking my life.

After not much sleep the previous night and coming home after 10 hours at work, kitten handed me the butt pills when I walked in the door, saying she couldn't do it.

For anyone that has inserted a hemorrhoid suppository into their own butt, you know it's a slippery deal. The pop-outs are annoying as fuck. You have to retrieve the thing and put it back in...burying your finger in your own ass to make sure it won't pop-out again.

So, there is my little angel on the changing table. Was smiling like usual and didn't look distressed in the slightest. Was happy to see infant suppositories were scaled to size.

Fucking thing popped out the first couple tries before one seemed to get sucked in. No stopwatch on it but guestimating a couple minutes later the flow started. Seemed like many minutes until it finally stopped.

MOUNTAIN of poo. Still wish I had a camera phone back then

This is the story to tell at your kid's wedding reception.

This thread = Laughing so hard I have tears running down my face.

Cross between and I never want to see you sick bastards again.

tGreenWay wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Alaska-cruise-singer daughter was bound-up maybe 2-3 months old. Kitten took her to the appointed pediatrician, got a prescription for suppositories, picked them up, and commenced wrecking my life.

After not much sleep the previous night and coming home after 10 hours at work, kitten handed me the butt pills when I walked in the door, saying she couldn't do it.

For anyone that has inserted a hemorrhoid suppository into their own butt, you know it's a slippery deal. The pop-outs are annoying as fuck. You have to retrieve the thing and put it back in...burying your finger in your own ass to make sure it won't pop-out again.

So, there is my little angel on the changing table. Was smiling like usual and didn't look distressed in the slightest. Was happy to see infant suppositories were scaled to size.

Fucking thing popped out the first couple tries before one seemed to get sucked in. No stopwatch on it but guestimating a couple minutes later the flow started. Seemed like many minutes until it finally stopped.

MOUNTAIN of poo. Still wish I had a camera phone back then

This is the story to tell at your kid's wedding reception.

If any of my kids wants to get married they would be wise to elope.

The Pantry wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

This is the story to tell at your kid's wedding reception.

If any of my kids wants to get married they would be wise to elope.

That's what I did. I highly recommend it.

Word of advice: avoid foods that cause gas while doing a hemorrhoid treatment. Every fart starts with its own little sense of panic and if you don't treat like explosive diarrhea, you'll be changing your underwear and possibly taking your suit pants to the dry cleaners.

Motown Spartan wrote:Getting them in is easy. Keeping them in when farting is not. Seepage ain't cool either. Suppositories FML...

Thanks for finally coming out of the close

do you smell your finger after?

AMwood wrote:do you smell your finger after?

You bet your ass I do.

Motown Spartan wrote:Word of advice: avoid foods that cause gas while doing a hemorrhoid treatment. Every fart starts with its own little sense of panic and if you don't treat like explosive diarrhea, you'll be changing your underwear and possibly taking your suit pants to the dry cleaners.

You meant joy, right? All farts start with a sense of joy.

A NSFW needs to be added to this thread title.

TheReal_LWS wrote:A NSFW needs to be added to this thread title.

Clean your vagina, schtick.