There is a guy currently climbing the Trump tower with giant suction cups

That is all.

I see that. He's gone 5 stories in over 2 hours. He's not making it to the top.

Ryan Parker ‏@TheRyanParker 34m34 minutes ago
#TrumpTower climber at the 16th floor, tells police his name is “Steve from Virginia” http://thr.cm/5Rz5ps

The Daily Beast ‏@thedailybeast 38m38 minutes ago
UPDATE: Man scaling Trump Tower w/ suction cups says he's climbing to get Trump's attention: http://thebea.st/2aTnjbW

Not even remotely as amusing as Seattle's man in the tree.

I think it's Steve.

LooseGoose wrote:I think it's Steve.

Is Calapari meeting with Trump?

Hey news turds, look! Shiny!

He's slow AF.

Steve would have had a Bernie flag or something.

The_Dude wrote:I see that. He's gone 5 stories in over 2 hours. He's not making it to the top.

It should be a CAKEWALK.

So what happened

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:So what happened

Cops pulled him in through a window they removed when he was about 3-4 floors below them. Then, they just waited. He didn't want to go in, so they cuffed him on one wrist, then yanked him in.

tGreenWay wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:So what happened

Cops pulled him in through a window they removed when he was about 3-4 floors below them. Then, they just waited. He didn't want to go in, so they cuffed him on one wrist, then yanked him in.

He's dumb. I would have went way around that.