Attention Tim Wakefield. Package for you in the 104 Brody office.

by **DWags** Sun Aug 28, 2016 10:55 pm

Two young ladies took it from me If somebody can text him I'd appreciate it. Package is under Tim Wakefield

by **pulling69** Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:00 pm

Deuce in a box?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:00 pm

Is it a dildo? I hope you left a package for Wakefield and its a dildo.

by **DWags** Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:05 pm

by **Turtleneck** Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:06 pm

This is really fucking suspicious.

by Guest Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:12 pm

Turtleneck wrote:This is really fucking suspicious.

Not at all, Wags knows he has to shed that cell bill to retire comfortably. The hat is the lure for Wakie.

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Attention Tim Wakefield. Package for you in the 104 Brody office. Animals-fishermen-fishing_trip-angler-angling-baits-jprn411_low

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:29 pm

I texted him but I'm not positive I have wakes right number. Guess we will find out.

by **DWags** Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:33 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I texted him but I'm not positive I have wakes right number. Guess we will find out.

Thx. Appreciate it. Room 104 told me they were open all night. When I gave the name of who was picking it up I hesitated but then I thought those two had no idea who Tim Wakefield is.

by **Tim Wakefield** Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:40 pm

Thanks Wags!! You're the man. Sick hat. You were right, the chicks at the desk have no idea who Tim Wakefield is. I walked in and they asked if I was Tim and handed me the bag Attention Tim Wakefield. Package for you in the 104 Brody office. 502811600

Attention Tim Wakefield. Package for you in the 104 Brody office. 502811600

I know how special hats are to you. Appreciate it Attention Tim Wakefield. Package for you in the 104 Brody office. 969504605

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by Guest Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:42 pm

Tim Wakefield wrote:Thanks Wags!! You're the man. Sick hat. You were right, the chicks at the desk have no idea who Tim Wakefield is. I walked in and they asked if I was Tim and handed me the bag

I know how special hats are to you. Appreciate it

The hook is set.

by **pulling69** Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:43 pm

Tim Wakefield wrote:Thanks Wags!! You're the man. Sick hat. You were right, the chicks at the desk have no idea who Tim Wakefield is. I walked in and they asked if I was Tim and handed me the bag

I know how special hats are to you. Appreciate it

You owe tSwill some reparations, pics of sluts? TIA

by **DWags** Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:43 pm

Cool. WBH got one for your kid. Pm me an address

by **xsanguine** Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:44 pm

pulling69 wrote:
Tim Wakefield wrote:Thanks Wags!! You're the man. Sick hat. You were right, the chicks at the desk have no idea who Tim Wakefield is. I walked in and they asked if I was Tim and handed me the bag

I know how special hats are to you. Appreciate it

You owe tSwill some reparations, pics of sluts? TIA

I'll handle this...

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by **Death Roe** Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:44 pm

I want to buy one, argh

by **InTenSity** Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:44 pm

This place is awesome

by **Tim Wakefield** Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:44 pm

Bob has officially been one-upped in the secret-gift-giving department.

by **pulling69** Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:45 pm

xsanguine wrote:
pulling69 wrote:

You owe tSwill some reparations, pics of sluts? TIA

I'll handle this...

Much like Kirk I Like That! but I was hoping for some local, , amateur, MSU sluts.

by **xsanguine** Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:46 pm

pulling69 wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

I'll handle this...

Much like Kirk I Like That! but I was hoping for some local, , amateur, MSU sluts.

Just imagine it's off campus housing...

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by **Floyd Robertson** Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:46 pm

One of the best things I've ever seen on the Internet.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:46 pm

InTenSity wrote:This place is awesome

Intensity- please go to the Miami police department and tell them that your name is intensity and then scream "I need my package now!" Over and over again until they give it to you. It sounds weird, but it's a code I gave them so they don't get the wrong intensity.

by Guest Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:48 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
InTenSity wrote:This place is awesome

Intensity- please go to the Miami police department and tell them that your name is intensity and then scream "I need my package now!" Over and over again until they give it to you. It sounds weird, but it's a code I gave them so they don't get the wrong intensity.

Tell them Wags sent it to you from Medillin.

by **DWags** Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:48 pm

pulling69 wrote:
Tim Wakefield wrote:Thanks Wags!! You're the man. Sick hat. You were right, the chicks at the desk have no idea who Tim Wakefield is. I walked in and they asked if I was Tim and handed me the bag

I know how special hats are to you. Appreciate it

You owe tSwill some reparations, pics of sluts? TIA

So I'm dropping off the kids jeep to a place near Brody cause she needed a new windshield yesterday. I text her I'm in the lot. My god the girls walking by and the stuff they were wearing. Oh my. I kept reminding myself they're some bodies daughter.

by **pulling69** Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:49 pm

When I am in town later this fall I will leave a package for Tim.....He might not want to pick it up, his choice.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:50 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Intensity- please go to the Miami police department and tell them that your name is intensity and then scream "I need my package now!" Over and over again until they give it to you. It sounds weird, but it's a code I gave them so they don't get the wrong intensity.

Tell them Wags sent it to you from Medillin.

"A man from the cosmos dropped off a package here. Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme"

They'll understand.

by **DWags** Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:50 pm

Death Roe wrote:I want to buy one, argh

Only had two extras. I'd give mine up but I have issues.

by **xsanguine** Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:52 pm

DWags wrote:
pulling69 wrote:

You owe tSwill some reparations, pics of sluts? TIA

Oh my. I kept reminding myself they're some bodies daughter.

That's the best part.

by **Tim Wakefield** Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:05 am

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I texted him but I'm not positive I have wakes right number. Guess we will find out.

Wtf man

by **tGreenWay** Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:14 am

Man, what a suck up.

by **Turtleneck** Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:30 am

So does this mean Wakefield has to marry one of DWag's daughters? Is that how it works?

by Guest Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:34 am

Turtleneck wrote:So does this mean Wakefield has to marry one of DWag's daughters? Is that how it works?

I believe that's the rule once you accept the dowry. Otherwise Wags can behead him.

by **Tim Wakefield** Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:36 am

I thought Wags was proposing to me with the hat

by **DWags** Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:51 am

Kid said he wanted a hat Friday when I picked them up. I'm not trying to break my daughter and her boyfriend up. Besides, I have a crush on Tanfan. If I wanted to hit on a guy I'd have sent that balding rich guy a lid.

by **Nordic** Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:56 am

xsanguine wrote:
pulling69 wrote:

You owe tSwill some reparations, pics of sluts? TIA

I'll handle this...

Well fuck me sideways

tWife wore some similar (not quite but a man can dream) last night and I slide those to the left and did what Nordics do.

by **Nordic** Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:59 am

*slid

by **pulling69** Mon Aug 29, 2016 1:01 am

Nordic wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

I'll handle this...

Well fuck me sideways

tWife wore some similar (not quite but a man can dream) last night and I slide those to the left and did what Nordics do.

Fell asleep while another man proceeds to satisfy?

by Clarett's Folly Mon Aug 29, 2016 1:13 am

Turtleneck wrote:So does this mean Wakefield has to marry one of DWag's daughters? Is that how it works?

As is custom here on the Swill.

by **Turtleneck** Mon Aug 29, 2016 1:26 am

Clarett's Folly wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:So does this mean Wakefield has to marry one of DWag's daughters? Is that how it works?

As is custom here on the Swill.

When is the wedding?

by **Nordic** Mon Aug 29, 2016 1:44 am

pulling69 wrote:
Nordic wrote:

Well fuck me sideways

tWife wore some similar (not quite but a man can dream) last night and I slide those to the left and did what Nordics do.

Fell asleep while another man proceeds to satisfy?

Nah... I can still get it up Pulling

by **Nordic** Mon Aug 29, 2016 1:45 am

....but probably not for long....

by **tGreenWay** Mon Aug 29, 2016 1:51 am

DWags wrote:Kid said he wanted a hat Friday when I picked them up. I'm not trying to break my daughter and her boyfriend up. Besides, I have a crush on Tanfan. If I wanted to hit on a guy I'd have sent that balding rich guy a lid.

That's probably just as well. Wake clearly has a thing for Pantry's pirate daughter.

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