Recommend something to buy on Amazon < $50

SawGreen wrote:

steveschneider wrote:

What’s the cutter? I’m confused.

It is your sphincter. Maybe yours is already ruined? NTTAWWT

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Such a no brainer. Anyone who hasn't converted is a fool.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Nope just a super convenient, money saving and hygiene thing. Enjoy trying to dig feces out of your poopy asshole. Congrats on being a manly man, clearly characterized by enjoying digging feces out of your poopy asshole with your fingers through thin pieces of paper.

Rocinante wrote:I’m buying that fucking bidet thing, dammit.

Rocinante wrote:You’re right I do. Notice I didn’t bring up how you stick your soapy fingers into your asshole in the shower in this thread. You brought it on yourself.

Rocinante wrote:I’m buying that fucking bidet thing, dammit.  

SawGreen wrote:Super simple install.

The Pantry wrote:

SawGreen wrote:Super simple install.

On a bad day, I'd cover that thing in shit. Looks like it would be a pita to keep clean.

SawGreen wrote:

The Pantry wrote:On a bad day, I'd cover that thing in shit. Looks like it would be a pita to keep clean.

Knob #2 rinses the drop down spray nozzle while you are doing your own spraying, other than that, I'm not sure I can help you with your lateral shitting issue.

The Pantry wrote:

SawGreen wrote:

Knob #2 rinses the drop down spray nozzle while you are doing your own spraying, other than that, I'm not sure I can help you with your lateral shitting issue.

Occasionally my bowel PSI is high.

Forget the nozzle cleaning system. I'd have to spray that thing with bleach every day to feel comfortable using it.

tGreenWay wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Nope just a super convenient, money saving and hygiene thing. Enjoy trying to dig feces out of your poopy asshole. Congrats on being a manly man, clearly characterized by enjoying digging feces out of your poopy asshole with your fingers through thin pieces of paper.

Enjoy your chafing.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


Enjoy your chafing.

What kind of ass backwards logic is this? My god you anti-bidet fuckers are beyond help.

The Pantry wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

What kind of ass backwards logic is this? My god you anti-bidet fuckers are beyond help.

I'm not anti-bidet. My point is, if you want a bidet install a real one. The cheesy-cheap butt washer from Amazon doesn't cut the mustard IMO.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

The Pantry wrote:I'm not anti-bidet. My point is, if you want a bidet install a real one. The cheesy-cheap butt washer from Amazon doesn't cut the mustard IMO.

I’m going to trust the one guy who doesn’t have one over the multiple individuals who own one vouching for it.

The Pantry wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

I’m going to trust the one guy who doesn’t have one over the multiple individuals who own one vouching for it.

And, I'm laughing at the millennial that still doesn't know the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

The Pantry wrote:I'm not anti-bidet. My point is, if you want a bidet install a real one. The cheesy-cheap butt washer from Amazon doesn't cut the mustard IMO.

I’m going to trust the one guy who doesn’t have one over the multiple individuals who own one vouching for it.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I don’t know, to dislike someone I feel like you have to care enough to dislike them. You’re really just an username/stranger on the internet who happens to be angry, divorced, and bitter at most of the other posters here. I guess that’s what can naturally happen in one’s life when one of the most exciting things of their life is carpooling with a female coworker. Best of luck with the issues, bro.

The Pantry wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I don’t know, to dislike someone I feel like you have to care enough to dislike them. You’re really just an username/stranger on the internet who happens to be angry, divorced, and bitter at most of the other posters here. I guess that’s what can naturally happen in one’s life when one of the most exciting things of their life is carpooling with a female coworker. Best of luck with the issues, bro.

You're in denial of your issues. You didn't answer any of the questions.

Keep being a smart azz.  Will get you nowhere as your life goes on.

Buy the cheap bidet and hire someone to install it.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Fuck you guys. I am going to stand up. Here here. Anyone who buys and installs properly a $26 Luxe bidet, who is unhappy with their purchase after 4 weeks, I will send a full refund to via PayPal (sorry I don't have Venmo). So shall it be written.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:No it comes from your city or well water dude, same shit that comes out of your sink. There's a simple t adapter where the toilet hose goes into the wall. One hose comes out of the adapter and goes to your tank for refill after flush (status quo) and the other goes to the bidet nozzle. Simple. Easy. Clean. Effective.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote: I honestly can't think of a better purchase I've made in the past ~ 5 years. It is life altering.

Nordic wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote: I honestly can't think of a better purchase I've made in the past ~ 5 years. It is life altering.

The bidet 1a, this is 1b of best Amazon purchases. It is borderline orgasmic.

https://www.amazon.com/TimTam-Power-Massager-Tissue-Massage/dp/B0799LL943/ref=cm_wl_huc_item