Cucumbers are proof that God does not love us but does have a sense of humor

Fucking disgusting garbage. Die, cucumbers, die!

tGreenWay wrote:Fucking disgusting garbage. Die, cucumbers, die!

Agreed. Cucumbers are just pre-pickles. Nothing else.

I don't know, I kinda like that cucumber salad with the ginger dressing you get at Japanese places.

Also cucumbers are much better if you salt them.

I'm down with cucumbers.

They also feel pretty good when inserted whole into your rectum.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Fucking disgusting garbage. Die, cucumbers, die!

Agreed. Cucumbers are just pre-pickles. Nothing else.

Exactly. How can something so terrible become something so wonderful? It's magic.

Put some lawrys salt on your cucumbers and shut the fuck up greenway. You're wrong.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I don't know, I kinda like that cucumber salad with the ginger dressing you get at Japanese places.

Also cucumbers are much better if you salt them.

I'm down with cucumbers.

They also feel pretty good when inserted whole into your rectum.

God didn't give cucumbers bumps for nothing.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Put some lawrys salt on your cucumbers and shut the fuck up greenway. You're wrong.

There are two types of people in this world. Cucumber lovers and cucumber haters. Cucumber lovers are wrong. Almost as wrong as raw milk drinkers.

I love me some cucumbers. Thank you God for your blessed bounty.

We all are just beyond blessed!

God hates us all.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Put some lawrys salt on your cucumbers and shut the fuck up greenway. You're wrong.

That you disagree with me only strengthens my resolve. Now more than ever, I know I am right.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Put some lawrys salt on your cucumbers and shut the fuck up greenway. You're wrong.

Lawrys goes on anything! Love that stuff.

Peeled, sliced in vinegar with some pepper & onions in there too for flavoring. Summertime heaven.

Lawry's?? Might as well be eating at a chain.

Triple Sparty wrote:Lawry's?? Might as well be eating at a chain.

Explain yourself!

Lawry's is the Applebee's of seasonings.

Triple Sparty wrote:Lawry's is the Applebee's of seasonings.

Consider me eatin good in the neighborhood then!

Today I learned there are seasoned salt purists.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Today I learned there are seasoned salt purists.

Snobs.

Not purists but deniers. Seasoned salt is like pop music for the masses.

Sliced cucumbers with a little simple table salt, it's all good. Nice little snack. I haven't had in a while, I think I'll hit the supermarket on the way home and pick up a cucumber. Thanks for the idea, GreenWay!

Table salt? Get yourself some Himalayan.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I don't know, I kinda like that cucumber salad with the ginger dressing you get at Japanese places.

Also cucumbers are much better if you salt them.

I'm down with cucumbers.

They also feel pretty good when inserted whole into your rectum.

Gotta just raw dog those bad boys

Summer salad. Cukes, mato's, peppers, unyuns, maybe radish if feeling spunky. Cut em up quarter inch by quarter inch chunk or so. Season to taste, some eyetalyun dressing put in fridge to cool. One hour later take out and enjoy. Cukes make that salad.

Cucumbers are just the worst thing ever.

I discovered lawrys by accidentally putting it on my popcorn when I was 6 years old. I've never looked back.

DWags wrote:Summer salad. Cukes, mato's, peppers, unyuns, maybe radish if feeling spunky. Cut em up quarter inch by quarter inch chunk or so. Season to taste, some eyetalyun dressing put in fridge to cool. One hour later take out and enjoy. Cukes make that salad.

Don't say cukes dude.

Greenway and Pylon should be banned. Can't make great tzatziki sauce without cucumbers.

Anyone that hates lamb should be banned too

Cameron wrote:

DWags wrote:Summer salad. Cukes, mato's, peppers, unyuns, maybe radish if feeling spunky. Cut em up quarter inch by quarter inch chunk or so. Season to taste, some eyetalyun dressing put in fridge to cool. One hour later take out and enjoy. Cukes make that salad.

Don't say cukes dude.

Don't say dude, guy.