Oh, Ohio

I thought we already had one of these threads for Ohio, but can't find it so here we go.

Woman caught soliciting undercover officer for $60 and nachos

BEAVER TWP., Ohio - A woman was caught soliciting an undercover officer for $60 and some nachos.

According to Beaver Township police, an undercover officer found the woman's advertisement listed on Youngstown's Backpage and called to set up a meeting. The woman, Crystal Hotlosz, also had an unrelated active warrant out of the CCSO for failure to appeal.

Taking out an ad for nachos

That's Nacho average collar.

Jake from State Farm wrote:Nachos Bell Grande or Nachos Supreme?

Bell Grande all day

Jake from State Farm wrote:Nachos Bell Grande or Nachos Supreme?

I'm really surprised she didn't want a chalupa.

Abandoned dog found with writing all over her

I've got to admit, this pic kind of cracks me up.

Wow...remember this? They finally made arrests...

Rhoden family execution-style murders: 4 family members arrested in 2016 Ohio killings

Two years after the brutal, execution-style slaying of eight family members in Ohio shocked the nation, authorities announced Tuesday that four members of a different family had been arrested and accused of carrying out the murders.

Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWine said the suspects -- a husband, wife, and their two adult sons -- were arrested in connection with the Rhoden family murders.

Jake from State Farm wrote:

Wasn't that Amish vs Mennonite gang war related?

No, the wildest Amish violence I recall involved some unwanted beard and hair cutting.
This was a really sick incident, hopefully these POS rot in hell.

Weird case of dishwashing fetish, where you'd least expect it.

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Meth is a helluva drug.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/27384520/ohio-state-seeks-trademark-word-the

Cameron wrote:https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/27384520/ohio-state-seeks-trademark-word-the

you can't spell "meth" without "the".

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Cameron wrote:https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/27384520/ohio-state-seeks-trademark-word-the

you can't spell "meth" without "the".

An excellent point. I say we give it to 'em. Hell, they live in fucking Ohio, they don't have anything else to give them joy in life.

Cameron wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote: you can't spell "meth" without "the".

An excellent point. I say we give it to 'em. Hell, they live in fucking Ohio, they don't have anything else to give them joy in life.

I have a friend in Worthington.. a nice little suburb of Columbus. He's a good dude.

but, yeah, I've never been anywhere in Ohio that would make me think that living there is anything less than a prison sentence.

You remember that time a tree branch fell in OH and knocked out the power grid for half the country? That was great.

It was 16 years ago today.

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lolz

Monkeys on the loose!!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wlwt.com/amp/article/monkeys-on-the-loose-search-underway-for-monkeys-that-escaped-private-collection-in-price-hill/36058319

Wasn't it Ohio that had a zoo released like a decade ago? (monkeys cats bears)

All the goobers can hunt around Columbus instead of killing the wildlife in Africa.

kingstonlake wrote:Monkeys on the loose!!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wlwt.com/amp/article/monkeys-on-the-loose-search-underway-for-monkeys-that-escaped-private-collection-in-price-hill/36058319

That's more or less why I don't have monkeys at pets.

Ohio lawyer has his license suspended after admitting to pooping in a Pringles can and then tossing it in the parking lot of a victim’s advocacy center. His defense? He wasn’t targeting the center; he estimated pooping in Pringle’s cans roughly ten times during the year he was caught.  


https://www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/news/nation/2023/11/29/lawyer-suspended-poop-pringles-victim-center/71745795007/

That’s a ‘shitty defense’ is too easy

Nordic wrote:That’s a ‘shitty defense’ is too easy

Yeah, it stinks.

When the guy saw the cops he probably thought to himself: “Crap, I’m caught.”

Once you pop, you just can't stop.

Floyd Robertson wrote:Weird case of dishwashing fetish, where you'd least expect it.

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Is that a crime? I would be reluctant to call the police on somebody entering my house to do housework. She seems nice.

I always find it funny when my mortgage number is x’d out. Does an identity thief want my mortgage number so they can, what, make a payment? I say give it to em.

Turtleneck wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:Weird case of dishwashing fetish, where you'd least expect it.

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Is that a crime? I would be reluctant to call the police on somebody entering my house to do housework. She seems nice.

It was nice of her, and she’s a dog lady. I would’ve shown her where we keep the vacuum and gone back to bed.

She can parent the kids too while she's at it.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:She can parent the kids too while she's at it.

She seems like the kind of community-oriented person we need more of today rather than the selfish "me, me, me" types. So we make her a criminal instead. Nice people finish last.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:She can parent the kids too while she's at it.

It takes a village.