Hey guys & Dendro: What are you giving your mistresses and on-the-side slampieces this year?

Clarett's Folly wrote:Overspend on the side bitch. You'll regret it otherwise.

tGreenWay wrote:

Clarett's Folly wrote:Overspend on the side bitch. You'll regret it otherwise.

This. They hold too many secrets.

tGreenWay wrote:Perfume is too easy, but I'll hold it for Plan B. Gimme your best ideas, except fake Bee, who I know is probably going to get his equally-boring-as-he-is side dude a book of puzzles he grabbed from the Meijer checkout lane.

gHost Spartan wrote:

DWags wrote:If you guys were really studs and studdesses you'd give the side slam the only thing she wants and that should be enough. If you need to buy them things well she's latched on to you not for your studliness.

Merry Christmas!!!!

Depends on the type of side slam piece. Most "mature" extramarital relationships are between two already married people and so there's not a lot of gift exchanging, at least not of significance. Typically when a more middle aged man is banging a younger hottie then it's really much more of a quid pro quo type relationship that is based primarily on the chick giving sex and a certain type of companionship in exchange for nice things such as the new iPhone, money for rent, tagging along on trips, etc. In the latter, you'd be surprised at just how many younger hotties are really turned on not just by the perks, but also older dudes (chicks with daddy/abandonment issues). In some cases, and this is actually more common than some would believe, these younger hotties prefer a more mature married man because there are certain expectations and no moving goalposts. These women are often more career focused and in many cases their partner is also a mentor to them. To answer the OP's question, I do know that one of my friends who is involved in an extramarital affair is taking his chick skiing in Colorado in a few weeks. He'll probably pick something up for her there too.

DWags wrote:If you guys were really studs and studdesses you'd give the side slam the only thing she wants and that should be enough. If you need to buy them things well she's latched on to you not for your studliness.

Merry Christmas!!!!

Frank Ricard wrote:

DWags wrote:If you guys were really studs and studdesses you'd give the side slam the only thing she wants and that should be enough. If you need to buy them things well she's latched on to you not for your studliness.

Merry Christmas!!!!

You regifted the mod hat to her, didn't you?

gHost Spartan wrote:

DWags wrote:If you guys were really studs and studdesses you'd give the side slam the only thing she wants and that should be enough.  If you need to buy them things well she's latched on to you not for your studliness.

Merry Christmas!!!!  

Depends on the type of side slam piece. Most "mature" extramarital relationships are between two already married people and so there's not a lot of gift exchanging, at least not of significance. Typically when a more middle aged man is banging a younger hottie then it's really much more of a quid pro quo type relationship that is based primarily on the chick giving sex and a certain type of companionship in exchange for nice things such as the new iPhone, money for rent, tagging along on trips, etc. In the latter, you'd be surprised at just how many younger hotties are really turned on not just by the perks, but also older dudes (chicks with daddy/abandonment issues). In some cases, and this is actually more common than some would believe, these younger hotties prefer a more mature married man because there are certain expectations and no moving goalposts. These women are often more career focused and in many cases their partner is also a mentor to them. To answer the OP's question, I do know that one of my friends who is involved in an extramarital affair is taking his chick skiing in Colorado in a few weeks. He'll probably pick something up for her there too.

DWags wrote:I"m giving tGreenways wife just what she's been asking for.

LooseGoose wrote:I'm not Dendro's side or slam since I failed her requirements:

tGreenWay wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:I'm not Dendro's side or slam since I failed her requirements:

Whomever wrote that, if it's legit, has created such narrow parameters as to nearly assure themselves of a miserable life alone, complaining there aren't any good, desirable men left. Guarantee any guy who gets with her will quickly run away because of how hard to please she is.

tGreenWay wrote:

DWags wrote:I"m giving tGreenways wife just what she's been asking for.

Time away?

tGreenWay wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:I'm not Dendro's side or slam since I failed her requirements:

Whomever wrote that, if it's legit, has created such narrow parameters as to nearly assure themselves of a miserable life alone, complaining there aren't any good, desirable men left. Guarantee any guy who gets with her will quickly run away because of how hard to please she is.

LooseGoose wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Whomever wrote that, if it's legit, has created such narrow parameters as to nearly assure themselves of a miserable life alone, complaining there aren't any good, desirable men left. Guarantee any guy who gets with her will quickly run away because of how hard to please she is.

So you wear Van Heusen?

Floyd Robertson wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Whomever wrote that, if it's legit, has created such narrow parameters as to nearly assure themselves of a miserable life alone, complaining there aren't any good, desirable men left. Guarantee any guy who gets with her will quickly run away because of how hard to please she is.

I don't doubt the authenticity. I saw one eerily similar on a dating site recently.

DWags wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Time away?

You spell nine incha wrong.

gHost Spartan wrote:

Clarett's Folly wrote:

What is the cover story for the wife? "Hey, I'm heading to Colorado for a week for... Reasons."

Hang out with bros. I do the same thing all the time. Once in a while my wife gets pissed and I just tell her to go away with her girlfriends. I probably have at least 10 guys weekends a year. From Spartan football games to hiking Grand Canyon to skiing or whatever -

tGreenWay wrote:

DWags wrote:

You spell nine incha wrong.

I got nothin.

Clarett's Folly wrote:Overspend on the side bitch. You'll regret it otherwise.