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Gruden is good, but can be annoying with his over (and contradictory) analysis.

I like Aikman

MattyFresh wrote:Spielman has been my guy for color commentary and I can't think of a good play by play

Al Fucking Michaels and a bunch of pretenders.

Clarett's Folly wrote:

MattyFresh wrote:Spielman has been my guy for color commentary and I can't think of a good play by play

Al Fucking Michaels and a bunch of pretenders.

Good call. Imagining those two.....

Who's on board for Black Bauer?

Halftime asses yammering on about Hester "making plays" except for those darned penalties......did it ever occur to you dolts that the play wouldn't have been "big" without the holding penalty to break it loose?? Jeezus they're stupid at times.

Not a huge Joe Buck fan but major props to him for the second wife upgrade

LooseGoose wrote:Halftime asses yammering on about Hester "making plays" except for those darned penalties......did it ever occur to you dolts that the play wouldn't have been "big" without the holding penalty to break it loose?? Jeezus they're stupid at times.

Did you bring this up in the National Championship game thread? I feel like I just read this.

Jesus...they even have a wet blanket in a suit on the sidelines


Zzzzzzzzzz

Clarett's Folly wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:Halftime asses yammering on about Hester "making plays" except for those darned penalties......did it ever occur to you dolts that the play wouldn't have been "big" without the holding penalty to break it loose?? Jeezus they're stupid at times.

Did you bring this up in the National Championship game thread? I feel like I just read this.

I might have - it's one of my pet peeves. When they talk about any penalty "costing" yardage - and the reality is that the penalty enabled them to gain the yardage in the first place. Just rank stupidity.

Pam Oliver always strikes me as a failed "Flava of Love" contestant.

Non contact knee injuries are the worst

Dr. Strangelove wrote:Non contact knee injuries are the worst

That looked like a catastrophy (ACL, MCL, PCL, DCL, etc.)

Tim Wakefield wrote:I have Seattle +6.5 and under 52... literally the ideal opening drive

Let me know who you like in the next game so I can go the other way.

Goodbye Seahawks

Hester is gonna keep swinging for the fences.

These announcers are not good.

Dr. Strangelove wrote:

Tim Wakefield wrote:I have Seattle +6.5 and under 52... literally the ideal opening drive

Let me know who you like in the next game so I can go the other way.

I'm cold as ice fade me

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:These announcers are not good.

It's like a more bland version of vanilla.

Rawls is good...2-star

I'd be a great football announcer until they fired me for the use of profanity and casual racism.

Wilson is just killing that deep fade

Nordic wrote:Rawls is good...2-star

IIRC it was rumored he literally didn't attend classes in HS and didn't have a GPA at one point and Freddie Jax carried him to UM somehow.

Source: Friend who graduated from Flint Northern

I'd say it's safe to say that the Jimmy Graham Seahawk experiment failed

MattyFresh wrote:

Nordic wrote:Rawls is good...2-star

IIRC it was rumored he literally didn't attend classes in HS and didn't have a GPA at one point and Freddie Jax carried him to UM somehow.

Source: Friend who graduated from Flint Northern

Why should we have to go to class if we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain't come to play SCHOOL

Wilson is a baller let's go hawks

Dr. Strangelove wrote:

MattyFresh wrote:

IIRC it was rumored he literally didn't attend classes in HS and didn't have a GPA at one point and Freddie Jax carried him to UM somehow.

Source: Friend who graduated from Flint Northern

Why should we have to go to class if we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain't come to play SCHOOL

Good call Cardale.

I'm having flashbacks....4:19 left on the clock...make it stop

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Wilson is a baller let's go hawks

And jinx

Calvin is sitting in his living room confused after the catch call on the last drive

EAT A DICK RUSSELL

What kind of name is Russell?

Nordic wrote:EAT A DICK RUSSELL

What kind of name is Russell?

Hi, Moose!

Hope the pats start slow and nail that live in play!

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Hope the pats start slow and nail that live in play!

thats what i am thinking 2

Didn't Hester just get picked up by Seattle? Did Dantonio.cut him??

Turtleneck wrote:

Nordic wrote:EAT A DICK RUSSELL

What kind of name is Russell?

Hi, Moose!

MattyFresh wrote:$20 SEA/ATL over 50.5 ....

MattyFresh wrote:

MattyFresh wrote:$20 SEA/ATL over 50.5 ....

Kaboom!

Garbage TD by Sea gets me my teaser.

The Falcons owner looks like a mortician from a Grade B western.