What to do in Columbus?

I'll be in Buckeye town for a couple of days this week. I already plan on checking out OSU's campus, and have also had multiple people tell me to visit their zoo, but I'm open to suggestions tSwill has to offer, whether they be serious or sarcastic.

Wear a wife beater and slap some hoes!

Rosebowl or big ten champ gear. Lots of it.

Check out German Village just south of the downtown. Breakfast, lunch, dinner or drinks.

Cocaine and hookers?

Get money, **** bitches?

Check out a Blue Jackets game. Rick Nash is one of the more exciting players in the NHL.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Cocaine and hookers?



Check out a Blue Jackets game. Rick Nash is one of the more exciting players in the NHL.

  

WBill wrote:Check out German Village just south of the downtown.  Breakfast, lunch, dinner or drinks.

Any places in particular?

CrazySparty wrote:

Any places in particular?

I think Schmidts is the most popular.

The zoo? Are you 8?

Don't assume that the Michigan State decal on your car is enough for them to not confuse you with a Michigan fan.

Look out for lunatics vandalizing your car and writing something derogatory about the University of Michigan on it just because you have a car with a Michigan license plate.

CrazySparty wrote:I'll be in Buckeye town for a couple of days this week. I already plan on checking out OSU's campus, and have also had multiple people tell me to visit their zoo, but I'm open to suggestions tSwill has to offer, whether they be serious or sarcastic.

the zoo is their campus.

zing!

Giant Moose wrote:Don't assume that the Michigan State decal on your car is enough for them to not confuse you with a Michigan fan.

Look out for lunatics vandalizing your car and writing something derogatory about the University of Michigan on it just because you have a car with a Michigan license plate.

I won't have any MSU signage on my car, as I don't feel like dealing with overzealous cops, or, as you said, fans vandalizing it. I'm also told I can't go a mile over the speed limit, otherwise I'll get ticketed.

As for Nigel thinking he's funny(What a shock), I said I've had some friends tell me to check it out. Seeing as I'll be on my own, I'm open to any suggestions to keep me occupied.

CrazySparty wrote:

I won't have any MSU signage on my car, as I don't feel like dealing with overzealous cops, or, as you said, fans vandalizing it. I'm also told I can't go a mile over the speed limit, otherwise I'll get ticketed.

As for Nigel thinking he's funny(What a shock), I said I've had some friends tell me to check it out. Seeing as I'll be on my own, I'm open to any suggestions to keep me occupied.

So, you're not 8?

DroppedByADime wrote:Rosebowl or big ten champ gear.    Lots of it.  

Would I need to worry about getting attacked?   

I hear there are some nice tattoo parlors...

CrazySparty wrote:

Would I need to worry about getting attacked?   

They are more likely to confuse your Michigan State Rose Bowl shirt as a Michigan Rose Bowl shirt and start telling you that Hoke, U of M, Gardner, etc. suck.

Giant Moose wrote:
They are more likely to confuse your Michigan State Rose Bowl shirt as a Michigan Rose Bowl shirt and start telling you that Hoke, U of M, Gardner, etc. suck.

To be fair, they don't give a damn for the "whole state of Michigan"

Glue quarters to the ground outside the entrance of the Horseshoe and Value City arena.  Go back in season and watch the pileups.

Giant Moose wrote:Don't assume that the Michigan State decal on your car is enough for them to not confuse you with a Michigan fan.

Look out for lunatics vandalizing your car and writing something derogatory about the University of Michigan on it just because you have a car with a Michigan license plate.

This

An adult male cruising a zoo all by himself won't look suspicious at all. You should do it, but bring your camera and take lots of pics of kids having fun.

tGreenWay wrote:An adult male cruising a zoo all by himself won't look suspicious at all. You should do it, but bring your camera and take lots of pics of kids having fun.  

After the zoo, you could cruise a few miles down sawmill and get some delicious pizza at chuck e cheese.

The Doctor wrote:

After the zoo, you could cruise a few miles down sawmill and get some delicious pizza at chuck e cheese.

I always like to keep it fun, dress up like a clown, and just drive around when I'm down there.  If you have time, check out the middle and lower elementary school buildings that are around the older part of Columbus.  Some of the early architecture is stunning.  You can usually get a great deal on a car rental if you're willing to make due with the all white van w/o windows.  have fun!

I bet he still goes to the zoo.

NigelUno wrote:I bet he still goes to the zoo.

  It will probably be the highlight of your day by the sounds of it

CrazySparty wrote:

  It will probably be the highlight of your day by the sounds of it

You should go. I mean...your friends suggested it...

Don't let some anonymous internet posters making fun of you influence your decisions.

NigelUno wrote:

You should go.  I mean...your friends suggested it...

Don't let some anonymous internet posters making fun of you influence your decisions.  

Yep, highlight of your day   

CrazySparty wrote:

Yep, highlight of your day   

I make fun of a lot of people every day. Don't flatter yourself.

CrazySparty wrote:

Yep, highlight of your day   

Oh the huge manatee, are tSwill posters gibbon you trouble? I would be lion if I thought it would be any different.

Giant Moose wrote:
Oh the huge manatee, are tSwill posters gibbon you trouble? I would be lion if I thought it would be any different.

  Maybe I'll run into Forbin at the Petting Zoo

CrazySparty wrote:

  Maybe I'll run into Forbin at the Petting Zoo

Probably would be the highlight of your day.

NigelUno wrote:

Probably would be the highlight of your day.

  Now you can't even come up with your own material. You're trying too hard.

CrazySparty wrote:

  Now you can't even come up with your own material. You're trying too hard.

The material writes itself.

NigelUno wrote:

The material writes itself.  

You almost have as many posts in this thread as I do. Add that to other threads on tSwill where you apparently seek me out, glad to see I have such an impact on your life.

Weakest DSF ever.

tGreenWay wrote:Weakest DSF ever.  

I guess we will all look pretty silly if he goes to the zoo by himself and has a good time.

NigelUno wrote:

I guess we will all look pretty silly if he goes to the zoo by himself and has a good time.

I'm not worried. He's the one driving to the zoo in a white van, by himself, toting a camera, dressed as a clown.

WBill wrote:Check out German Village just south of the downtown.  Breakfast, lunch, dinner or drinks.

Get a giant burger at the Thurman Cafe.  http://thethurmancafe.com/.

Buy a plane ticket going out of Columbus.

Oj wrote:

Get a giant burger at the Thurman Cafe.  http://thethurmancafe.com/.

+1. That looks awesome and deadly at the same time.

After looking at their menu, I'm thinking a Bacon Burger fully dressed with an egg.