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Post by Death Roe 2017-02-15, 20:08

;_;

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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2017-02-15, 20:17

He moved to Alaska to live off the grid.
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Post by tGreenWay 2017-02-16, 01:43

Every year, right around this time, Turtleneck coordinates day trips and acts as the tour guide for a fresh crop of Amish teens heading to the big city for Rumspringa. He takes it upon himself to teach these 16, 17, and 18 year olds how to drink to excess without vomiting and shows the oldest girls what it means to become a woman. It's truly a noble gesture on Turtleneck's part.
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Post by Death Roe 2017-02-16, 07:22

tGreenWay wrote:Every year, right around this time, Turtleneck coordinates day trips and acts as the tour guide for a fresh crop of Amish teens heading to the big city for Rumspringa. He takes it upon himself to teach these 16, 17, and 18 year olds how to drink to excess without vomiting and shows the oldest girls what it means to become a woman. It's truly a noble gesture on Turtleneck's part.

Posts like this are why the Swill is great.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2017-02-16, 07:57

tGreenWay wrote:Every year, right around this time, Turtleneck coordinates day trips and acts as the tour guide for a fresh crop of Amish teens heading to the big city for Rumspringa. He takes it upon himself to teach these 16, 17, and 18 year olds how to drink to excess without vomiting and shows the oldest girls what it means to become a woman. It's truly a noble gesture on Turtleneck's part.

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Post by Death Roe 2017-02-16, 07:57

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Post by P Rob 2017-02-16, 10:07

Get some new material.

This is low level RCMB shit.

You can't sit at the cool kid table.

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Post by Death Roe 2017-02-16, 10:08

P Rob wrote:Get some new material.

This is low level RCMB shit.

You can't sit at the cool kid table.


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Post by P Rob 2017-02-16, 10:58

Death Roe wrote:
P Rob wrote:Get some new material.

This is low level RCMB shit.

You can't sit at the cool kid table.


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affraid scratch lol!

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Post by Death Roe 2017-02-24, 08:26

Bump.

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Post by I.B. Fine 2017-03-03, 16:55

Could this be the answer?

A lonely man who amassed more than six tons of porn died when a huge pile of magazines fell on top of him.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2017-03-03, 19:29

I.B. Fine wrote:Could this be the answer?

A lonely man who amassed more than six tons of porn died when a huge pile of magazines fell on top of him.

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Post by tGreenWay 2017-03-03, 20:22

I.B. Fine wrote:Could this be the answer?

A lonely man who amassed more than six tons of porn died when a huge pile of magazines fell on top of him.

If that's not him, then he might be crisscrossing the world looking for the perfect pair of cargo shorts.
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Post by The Pantry 2017-03-04, 00:01

Might have developed alzheimer's from his over indulgence of soy milk, tofu and edamame.
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Post by Death Roe 2017-03-04, 00:04

I.B. Fine wrote:Could this be the answer?

A lonely man who amassed more than six tons of porn died when a huge pile of magazines fell on top of him.

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Post by tGreenWay 2017-03-04, 01:08

The Pantry wrote:Might have developed alzheimer's from his over indulgence of soy milk, tofu and edamame.

Man, I dig edamame as a pre-meal snack in Chinese and Thai restaurants. I could eat an Amazon box full of that stuff.
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Post by tanfan! 2017-03-04, 04:23

He's a miserable jerk. Now if the band geek death row would only do the same.
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Post by Death Roe 2017-03-23, 12:27

Bump. ;.;
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