OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

by **NigelUno** 2017-03-23, 12:22

Is he in Italy, and the wifi doesn't work?

by **InTenSity** 2017-03-23, 12:26

He's comforting LWS at PATGC.

by **Death Roe** 2017-03-23, 12:30

Drowned in a 55-gallon drum of personal lubricant, just like ALAN RUCK, CAMERON FROM FERRIS BUELLER'S DAYOFF.

by **duffy munn** 2017-03-23, 12:42

Maybe he is on strike?

Last I heard he was very upset with some people for not following his message board protocol.

by **NigelUno** 2017-03-23, 13:41

duffy munn wrote:Maybe he is on strike?

Last I heard he was very upset with some people for not following his message board protocol.

Oh. You think he was serious? Dang. I kind of kid about him being sensitive...I hope I didn't hurt his feelings.

by **I.B. Fine** 2017-03-23, 15:06

He went in search of Turtleneck.

by **NigelUno** 2017-03-23, 15:09

I.B. Fine wrote:He went in search of Turtleneck.

Dumb & Dumber 3 ?

by **I.B. Fine** 2017-03-23, 15:16

NigelUno wrote:
I.B. Fine wrote:He went in search of Turtleneck.

Dumb & Dumber 3 ?

Don't bring up his NCAA Bracket, I think he's sensitive about that.

by **NigelUno** 2017-03-26, 08:12

Did we get a ransom note yet?

by **DWags** 2017-03-26, 08:31

Yes, but they're only offering us 100 bucks and a six pack to take him back. We're holding out.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-03-26, 08:34

How do we put out an internet APB on OTPT?

by **NigelUno** 2017-03-26, 10:50

DWags wrote:Yes, but they're only offering us 100 bucks and a six pack to take him back. We're holding out.

Definitely going to need more beer.

by tanfan! 2017-03-26, 12:08

Like turtleneck I think he's starting realize guys like you, death row and muffy are miserable douche bags and posters eventually stop coming to this site. I realize this message board is your life but it's really time to step away.

by **NigelUno** 2017-03-26, 12:15

I'd say at least a case of beer.

by **DWags** 2017-03-26, 13:05

tanfan! wrote:Like turtleneck I think he's starting realize guys like you, death row and muffy are miserable douche bags and posters eventually stop coming to this site. I realize this message board is your life but it's really time to step away.

So when will you and I realize that and stop coming?

by **Cameron** 2017-03-26, 13:21

At least turtleneck has company in the pit. Who will Travis come for next?

by MSU addict 2017-03-26, 13:46

Richard Simmons is holding him hostage.

by MattyFresh 2017-03-26, 13:54

Cameron wrote:At least turtleneck has company in the pit. Who will Travis come for next?

by tanfan! 2017-03-26, 16:56

DWags wrote:
tanfan! wrote:Like turtleneck I think he's starting realize guys like you, death row and muffy are miserable douche bags and posters eventually stop coming to this site. I realize this message board is your life but it's really time to step away.

So when will you and I realize that and stop coming?

Dwags, I am flying up for the Western game. meeting up with a bunch of guys from my fraternity. I am buying a keg for the hotel room. You should stop by with your daughter. The judge will be there with his daughter. OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38 2267303065

by **Tim Wakefield** 2017-03-26, 17:06

Can confirm that he is alive and well.

by **DWags** 2017-03-26, 17:09

tanfan! wrote:
DWags wrote:

So when will you and I realize that and stop coming?

Dwags, I am flying up for the Western game. meeting up with a bunch of guys from my fraternity. I am buying a keg for the hotel room. You should stop by with your daughter. The judge will be there with his daughter.

Depends on the hotel. She's living in a house pretty much right behind the Marriott for the next two years. Many of her teammates will live there, but they wouldn't come up to the hotel with a bunch of old dorks drinking out of a keg. It would horrify my daughter probably. Would be better to just stop by her house for a drink after and then leave the kids be.

by **NigelUno** 2017-03-26, 17:14

Tim Wakefield wrote:Can confirm that he is alive and well.

That's good. The hostage negotiations wouldn't work otherwise.

by **duffy munn** 2017-03-26, 18:50

DWags wrote:
tanfan! wrote:

Dwags, I am flying up for the Western game. meeting up with a bunch of guys from my fraternity. I am buying a keg for the hotel room. You should stop by with your daughter. The judge will be there with his daughter.

Depends on the hotel. She's living in a house pretty much right behind the Marriott for the next two years. Many of her teammates will live there, but they wouldn't come up to the hotel with a bunch of old dorks drinking out of a keg. It would horrify my daughter probably. Would be better to just stop by her house for a drink after and then leave the kids be.

by **I.B. Fine** 2017-03-26, 19:42

Is he doing a lot of shopping in Italy? Did he meet a nice man?

by **tGreenWay** 2017-03-26, 22:47

I.B. Fine wrote:Is he doing a lot of shopping in Italy? Did he meet a nice man?

Does his sister still have great legs?

by **Rocinante** 2017-03-26, 23:20

Tanner, feel free to leave us poor unfortunate douchebags behind. I think we deserve it.

by tanfan! 2017-03-27, 10:31

Rocinante wrote:Tanner, feel free to leave us poor unfortunate douchebags behind. I think we deserve it.

You're not on the douche bag list.

by **Death Roe** 2017-03-27, 10:32

BWWAAAAAAAAAA

by **NigelUno** 2017-03-27, 10:42

by **The_Dude** 2017-03-27, 10:50

by **tGreenWay** 2017-03-27, 11:03

You'd think if he was going to give us up for Lent that he'd send his sister in his place. It's just common courtesy. That, and wiping your wheels when you come in the house.

by **NigelUno** 2017-03-30, 15:18

by **xsanguine** 2017-03-30, 19:19

The_Dude wrote:

I'm worried OTPT is getting too much sun.

by **NigelUno** 2017-03-31, 16:34

by **NigelUno** 2017-04-02, 12:47

by tanfan! 2017-04-02, 16:13

Curious how many you douche bags have chased away now. OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38 1966794946

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2017-04-02, 16:17

tanfan! wrote:Curious how many you douche bags have chased away now.

Ironic.

by tanfan! 2017-04-02, 17:09

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
tanfan! wrote:Curious how many you douche bags have chased away now.

Ironic.

Four mods have left this board: Pulling, gomer, dendro and now otpt. Ghost rarely posts I only post on here occasionally when I'm bored. The thing is you're running out of posters. But that's what you guys want anyway. It's just a forum for the most hated bl. Owers on the rcmb. It's why people come here. Read the garbage and leave or quit. OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38 Img_6914

by **NigelUno** 2017-04-02, 17:46

OTPT?

44 people have posted today (including dendro and pulling).

Stay strong!

by **NigelUno** 2017-04-03, 09:00

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