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Post by NigelUno on 2017-03-23, 12:22

Is he in Italy, and the wifi doesn't work?


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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by InTenSity on 2017-03-23, 12:26

He's comforting LWS at PATGC.

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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by Death Roe on 2017-03-23, 12:30

Drowned in a 55-gallon drum of personal lubricant, just like ALAN RUCK, CAMERON FROM FERRIS BUELLER'S DAYOFF.

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Where to start?
I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by duffy munn on 2017-03-23, 12:42

Maybe he is on strike?

Last I heard he was very upset with some people for not following his message board protocol.

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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by NigelUno on 2017-03-23, 13:41

duffy munn wrote:Maybe he is on strike?

Last I heard he was very upset with some people for not following his message board protocol.

Oh. You think he was serious? Dang. I kind of kid about him being sensitive...I hope I didn't hurt his feelings.
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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by I.B. Fine on 2017-03-23, 15:06

He went in search of Turtleneck.

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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by NigelUno on 2017-03-23, 15:09

I.B. Fine wrote:He went in search of Turtleneck.

Dumb & Dumber 3 ?
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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by I.B. Fine on 2017-03-23, 15:16

NigelUno wrote:
I.B. Fine wrote:He went in search of Turtleneck.

Dumb & Dumber 3 ?
Don't bring up his NCAA Bracket, I think he's sensitive about that.

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OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 7

Post by NigelUno on 2017-03-26, 08:12

Did we get a ransom note yet?
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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by DWags on 2017-03-26, 08:31

Yes, but they're only offering us 100 bucks and a six pack to take him back. We're holding out.
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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-03-26, 08:34

How do we put out an internet APB on OTPT?
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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by NigelUno on 2017-03-26, 10:50

DWags wrote:Yes, but they're only offering us 100 bucks and a six pack to take him back. We're holding out.

Definitely going to need more beer.
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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by tanfan! on 2017-03-26, 12:08

Like turtleneck I think he's starting realize guys like you, death row and muffy are miserable douche bags and posters eventually stop coming to this site. I realize this message board is your life but it's really time to step away.

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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by NigelUno on 2017-03-26, 12:15

I'd say at least a case of beer.
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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by DWags on 2017-03-26, 13:05

tanfan! wrote:Like turtleneck I think he's starting realize guys like you, death row and muffy are miserable douche bags and posters eventually stop coming to this site. I realize this message board is your life but it's really time to step away.

So when will you and I realize that and stop coming?

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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by Cameron on 2017-03-26, 13:21

At least turtleneck has company in the pit. Who will Travis come for next?
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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by MSU addict on 2017-03-26, 13:46

Richard Simmons is holding him hostage.
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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by MattyFresh on 2017-03-26, 13:54

Cameron wrote:At least turtleneck has company in the pit. Who will Travis come for next?
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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by tanfan! on 2017-03-26, 16:56

DWags wrote:
tanfan! wrote:Like turtleneck I think he's starting realize guys like you, death row and muffy are miserable douche bags and posters eventually stop coming to this site. I realize this message board is your life but it's really time to step away.

So when will you and I realize that and stop coming?

Dwags, I am flying up for the Western game. meeting up with a bunch of guys from my fraternity. I am buying a keg for the hotel room. You should stop by with your daughter. The judge will be there with his daughter.

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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by Tim Wakefield on 2017-03-26, 17:06

Can confirm that he is alive and well.

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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by DWags on 2017-03-26, 17:09

tanfan! wrote:
DWags wrote:

So when will you and I realize that and stop coming?

Dwags, I am flying up for the Western game. meeting up with a bunch of guys from my fraternity. I am buying a keg for the hotel room. You should stop by with your daughter. The judge will be there with his daughter.

Depends on the hotel. She's living in a house pretty much right behind the Marriott for the next two years. Many of her teammates will live there, but they wouldn't come up to the hotel with a bunch of old dorks drinking out of a keg. It would horrify my daughter probably. Would be better to just stop by her house for a drink after and then leave the kids be.

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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by NigelUno on 2017-03-26, 17:14

Tim Wakefield wrote:Can confirm that he is alive and well.

That's good. The hostage negotiations wouldn't work otherwise.
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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by duffy munn on 2017-03-26, 18:50

DWags wrote:
tanfan! wrote:

Dwags, I am flying up for the Western game. meeting up with a bunch of guys from my fraternity. I am buying a keg for the hotel room. You should stop by with your daughter. The judge will be there with his daughter.

Depends on the hotel. She's living in a house pretty much right behind the Marriott for the next two years. Many of her teammates will live there, but they wouldn't come up to the hotel with a bunch of old dorks drinking out of a keg. It would horrify my daughter probably. Would be better to just stop by her house for a drink after and then leave the kids be.



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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by I.B. Fine on 2017-03-26, 19:42

Is he doing a lot of shopping in Italy? Did he meet a nice man?

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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-03-26, 22:47

I.B. Fine wrote:Is he doing a lot of shopping in Italy? Did he meet a nice man?

Does his sister still have great legs?

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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by Rocinante on 2017-03-26, 23:20

Tanner, feel free to leave us poor unfortunate douchebags behind. I think we deserve it.

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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by tanfan! on 2017-03-27, 10:31

Rocinante wrote:Tanner, feel free to leave us poor unfortunate douchebags behind. I think we deserve it.

You're not on the douche bag list.

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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by Death Roe on 2017-03-27, 10:32

BWWAAAAAAAAAA

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Where to start?
I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by NigelUno on 2017-03-27, 10:42

         
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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-03-27, 11:03

You'd think if he was going to give us up for Lent that he'd send his sister in his place. It's just common courtesy. That, and wiping your wheels when you come in the house.

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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by NigelUno on 2017-03-30, 15:18

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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by xsanguine on 2017-03-30, 19:19

The_Dude wrote:

I'm worried OTPT is getting too much sun.

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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by NigelUno on 2017-03-31, 16:34

   
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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by NigelUno on 2017-04-02, 12:47

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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by tanfan! on 2017-04-02, 16:13

Curious how many you douche bags have chased away now.

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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2017-04-02, 16:17

tanfan! wrote:Curious how many you douche bags have chased away now.

Ironic.
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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by tanfan! on 2017-04-02, 17:09

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
tanfan! wrote:Curious how many you douche bags have chased away now.

Ironic.

Four mods have left this board:  Pulling, gomer, dendro and now otpt. Ghost rarely posts I only post on here occasionally when I'm bored. The thing is you're running out of posters. But that's what you guys want anyway. It's just a forum for the most hated bl. Owers on the rcmb. It's why people come here. Read the garbage and leave or quit.

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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by NigelUno on 2017-04-02, 17:46

OTPT?

44 people have posted today (including dendro and pulling).

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Re: OTPT Hostage Crisis: Day 38

Post by NigelUno on 2017-04-03, 09:00

   

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