Dustin Johnson speculation......

What was the real reason DJ pulled out .

What do ya think?

I already said this in the Masters thread, but I bet he hurt his back getting some of Paulina's dank puss.

God I hope so!

Death Roe wrote:I already said this in the Masters thread, but I bet he hurt his back getting some of Paulina's dank puss.

Worth it.

What's the over/under on length of time their marriage lasts?

Shit happens but DJ has had a lot of shit happen too many times. Sounded strange from the get go.

"Fell down some stairs" is always code for falling down some stairs when wasted. It works, because it's true.

DWags wrote:

Death Roe wrote:I already said this in the Masters thread, but I bet he hurt his back getting some of Paulina's dank puss.

Worth it.

Absolutely.

Greg Norman pulled the same excuse years ago and it's pretty much acknowledged he was wasted.

You don't just fall down stairs

aualum06 wrote:You don't just fall down stairs

You can if you're carrying a 55 gallon drum of personal lubricant.

Rumor I heard is that won't play with Jimmy Walker, due to DJ fucking Walkers wife back in the day (meaning she was JW wife, but DJ wasn't Mr. DJ Gretzky at the time).
There was a mention somewhere (GC, ESPN, ???) that DJ had WD'd before when paired with JW.

If so - pussy remains undefeated.

Hmmm

http://uproxx.com/sports/dustin-johnson-had-sex-with-other-players-wives/