So yeah, I got my mate pregnant on purpose and men are idiots.

by **Rocinante** 2017-04-07, 16:29

I have been sexually active since the age of 14. Often during that time, I have been unprepared for sexual activity with a woman who was not using birth control. I have been an avid practitioner of the "coitus interruptus" method.

So yeah, I got my mate pregnant on purpose and men are idiots. 3434560931

So yeah, I got my mate pregnant on purpose and men are idiots. 3434560931

I am 42 now. In the intervening years I have had over 20 partners. Probably 8 were regularly unprotected. I have never had a serious question as to the insemination of one of my partners (no scares). My mate and I were discussing kids and decided that sure, why not? so I blasted her in Mexico. This was the first time I had not pulled out in a situation where there was the potential for pregnancy and guess what? She got pregnant.

affraid

The number of guys I know who have gotten women pregnant "accidentally" I cannot count on two hands. I thought it was just something that happened. I actually thought "maybe my giblets don't work." But now that THE VERY FIRST FUCKING TIME I nutted in my lady friend she got pregnant, I see that most men are just idiots who can't control themselves. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Thoughts?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2017-04-07, 16:33

by Guest 2017-04-07, 16:35

LMAO....I'm proud of you man.

by **Dendrobates** 2017-04-07, 16:43

Hey, at least you are wise beyond your years and probably more financially ready than most!

Kudos to you for not impregnating anyone that long!

You and I can swap ideas on how to handle and deal with this shit.

And you're not alone. I've been on fucking birth control for half my life, and somehow got pregnant this time. .01% chance of getting pregnant my ass.

by Izzo Court 2017-04-07, 16:57

I knocked up my slam piece (AKA wife) the first month of trying both times. I'm not bragging, I'm still pissed off about it. I missed out on non-stop sexual intercourse, with a woman, for months on end.

by MSU addict 2017-04-07, 17:12

You have to love the arrogance - I got my mate pregnant on the first try = I am a stud.

News flash it is more about her fertility, not yours.

by **Rocinante** 2017-04-07, 17:17

MSU addict wrote:You have to love the arrogance - I got my mate pregnant on the first try = I am a stud.

News flash it is more about her fertility, not yours.

I think you need to reread. It's more about how dumb guys who accidentally knock a woman up are.

PS. She wasn't even supposed to be ovulating, so actually I am a stud.

by MSU addict 2017-04-07, 17:36

Rocinante wrote:
PS. She wasn't even supposed to be ovulating, so actually I am a stud.

Obviously she was, stud.

by **DWags** 2017-04-07, 17:46

Rocinante wrote:I have been sexually active since the age of 14. Often during that time, I have been unprepared for sexual activity with a woman who was not using birth control. I have been an avid practitioner of the "coitus interruptus" method.

I am 42 now. In the intervening years I have had over 20 partners. Probably 8 were regularly unprotected. I have never had a serious question as to the insemination of one of my partners (no scares). My mate and I were discussing kids and decided that sure, why not? so I blasted her in Mexico. This was the first time I had not pulled out in a situation where there was the potential for pregnancy and guess what? She got pregnant.

The number of guys I know who have gotten women pregnant "accidentally" I cannot count on two hands. I thought it was just something that happened. I actually thought "maybe my giblets don't work." But now that THE VERY FIRST FUCKING TIME I nutted in my lady friend she got pregnant, I see that most men are just idiots who can't control themselves. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Thoughts?

Both times when my wife and I wanted to get her pregnant we did so on the first fucking month. When she was ovulating I thought that time period was great, she'd want to do it constantly. I was hoping for some duds so we could have sex duing that period the next month twice or three times a day. No such luck. First time both pregnancies. fuck fuck fuck.

by **Rocinante** 2017-04-07, 17:59

DWags wrote:I was hoping for some duds so we could have sex duing that period the next month twice or three times a day. No such luck. First time both pregnancies. fuck fuck fuck.

Oh yeah, she's already sensitive to smells and being a general crabass. This is going to be fun.

MSU addict wrote:
Rocinante wrote:
PS. She wasn't even supposed to be ovulating, so actually I am a stud.
Obviously she was, stud.

My musk induced her.

by SawGreen 2017-04-07, 18:14

I always tell my father-in-law that i'm 3 for 3.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2017-04-07, 18:20

I was just thinking about this a few days ago. Nutted in my wife before we graduated college and she was not on birth control. Because I was a dumb fuck. A very very lucky dumb fuck.

by Stoops21 2017-04-07, 18:34

SawGreen wrote:I always tell my father-in-law that i'm 3 for 3.

Damn Hahahaha

by **The Pantry** 2017-04-07, 20:06

SawGreen wrote:I always tell my father-in-law that i'm 3 for 3.

So yeah, I got my mate pregnant on purpose and men are idiots. 502811600

by **Death Roe** 2017-04-07, 20:12

mate
mate
mate
mate

by **y2kMgrad** 2017-04-07, 22:48

Pulling out blows.

by **Death Roe** 2017-04-07, 22:49

y2kMgrad wrote:Pulling out blows.

That's why you wear a raincoat, y2km!

by **Death Roe** 2017-04-07, 22:52

Rocinante wrote:

My musk induced her.

Keep going I'm almost there

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2017-04-07, 22:58

Wearing a raincoat blows. God I hate it. Birth control Effs with my wife's hormones and I'd rather have her happy than insane.

by MSU addict 2017-04-07, 23:03

Rocinante wrote:MSU addict

Obviously she was, stud.

My musk induced her.

Humans do not produce musk.

by **The Pantry** 2017-04-07, 23:17

Death Roe wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

My musk induced her.

Keep going I'm almost there

Jovan Musk drove my HS girlfriend crazy. Sometimes she'd have my dick in her mouth before I pulled out of her parent's driveway.

by **Blanch32** 2017-04-08, 08:46

Rocinante wrote:I have been sexually active since the age of 14. Often during that time, I have been unprepared for sexual activity with a woman who was not using birth control. I have been an avid practitioner of the "coitus interruptus" method.

I am 42 now. In the intervening years I have had over 20 partners. Probably 8 were regularly unprotected. I have never had a serious question as to the insemination of one of my partners (no scares). My mate and I were discussing kids and decided that sure, why not? so I blasted her in Mexico. This was the first time I had not pulled out in a situation where there was the potential for pregnancy and guess what? She got pregnant.

The number of guys I know who have gotten women pregnant "accidentally" I cannot count on two hands. I thought it was just something that happened. I actually thought "maybe my giblets don't work." But now that THE VERY FIRST FUCKING TIME I nutted in my lady friend she got pregnant, I see that most men are just idiots who can't control themselves. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Thoughts?

20 partners in 30 years?, you a virgin bro?

by **I.B. Fine** 2017-04-08, 18:26

Rocinante wrote:I have been sexually active since the age of 14. Often during that time, I have been unprepared for sexual activity with a woman who was not using birth control. I have been an avid practitioner of the "coitus interruptus" method.

I am 42 now. In the intervening years I have had over 20 partners. Probably 8 were regularly unprotected. I have never had a serious question as to the insemination of one of my partners (no scares). My mate and I were discussing kids and decided that sure, why not? so I blasted her in Mexico. This was the first time I had not pulled out in a situation where there was the potential for pregnancy and guess what? She got pregnant.

The number of guys I know who have gotten women pregnant "accidentally" I cannot count on two hands. I thought it was just something that happened. I actually thought "maybe my giblets don't work." But now that THE VERY FIRST FUCKING TIME I nutted in my lady friend she got pregnant, I see that most men are just idiots who can't control themselves. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Thoughts?

Before you start bragging about your virility, we'll need to see a paternity test.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-04-08, 20:19

You're not a stud; you're lucky AF you didn't become a dad sooner. PEF can just as easily impregnate a woman. Pulling out is a low tech mentality way of preventing pregnancies and, as far as sexual experiences are concerned, it fucking sucks.
If pulling out was an actual product, it would only be available for sale at Walmart and Big Lots.

Also, congrats on becoming a dad and making your partner a fatty.

by **Dr. Strangelove** 2017-04-09, 06:47

Or this happened...

She got knocked up by her side piece and fooled you into thinking you lit the light.

by **Rocinante** 2017-04-10, 11:12

tGreenWay wrote:You're not a stud; you're lucky AF you didn't become a dad sooner. PEF can just as easily impregnate a woman. Pulling out is a low tech mentality way of preventing pregnancies and, as far as sexual experiences are concerned, it fucking sucks.
If pulling out was an actual product, it would only be available for sale at Walmart and Big Lots.

Also, congrats on becoming a dad and making your partner a fatty.

I'm not saying I'm a stud! I'm saying that it's pretty clear that pulling out works. I guess people blow their loads differently, and maybe some dudes leak or something before the actual event. It was just amazing to me she got pregnant on the first try, since I haven't exactly been Mr. Careful.

Also, shut up Greenway.

by **xsanguine** 2017-04-10, 11:55

The only difference between myself and my couch is that my couch pulls out.

by **Death Roe** 2017-04-10, 12:05

"Nutted" is a great term. Had a discussion about this during the weekend.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2017-04-10, 13:31

Rocinante wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:You're not a stud; you're lucky AF you didn't become a dad sooner. PEF can just as easily impregnate a woman. Pulling out is a low tech mentality way of preventing pregnancies and, as far as sexual experiences are concerned, it fucking sucks.
If pulling out was an actual product, it would only be available for sale at Walmart and Big Lots.

Also, congrats on becoming a dad and making your partner a fatty.

I'm not saying I'm a stud! I'm saying that it's pretty clear that pulling out works. I guess people blow their loads differently, and maybe some dudes leak or something before the actual event. It was just amazing to me she got pregnant on the first try, since I haven't exactly been Mr. Careful.

Also, shut up Greenway.

Or it's just the law of averages that worked in your favor. It's not like a woman can get pregnant at any time. You have a little over 3 weeks every month where she can go at it willy nilly with your willy nutting inside her, and have no chance of getting pregnant. If the girl knows her body well enough to be aware of that, and avoid those days, then it doesn't matter if you pull out or not. If she isn't aware, or doesn't care, then you hope your 95% reliable pull out method works. But her having about 20% of the month in the Danger Zone, and you having a 5% chance of leaving some boys behind, put the odds in your favor.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2017-04-10, 13:57

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

I'm not saying I'm a stud! I'm saying that it's pretty clear that pulling out works. I guess people blow their loads differently, and maybe some dudes leak or something before the actual event. It was just amazing to me she got pregnant on the first try, since I haven't exactly been Mr. Careful.

Also, shut up Greenway.
Or it's just the law of averages that worked in your favor. It's not like a woman can get pregnant at any time. You have a little over 3 weeks every month where she can go at it willy nilly with your willy nutting inside her, and have no chance of getting pregnant. If the girl knows her body well enough to be aware of that, and avoid those days, then it doesn't matter if you pull out or not. If she isn't aware, or doesn't care, then you hope your 95% reliable pull out method works. But her having about 20% of the month in the Danger Zone, and you having a 5% chance of leaving some boys behind, put the odds in your favor.

#creampiemath

It checks out.

by **Death Roe** 2017-04-10, 14:48

Who calls their sexual partner their mate?

He's our Rocinante!

by **xsanguine** 2017-04-10, 15:11

If you're having sex with her and it's getting a bit creamy down there... pull out.

If not, go in deep and let it loose. You're good. Trust me.

by **Wally Fairway** 2017-04-10, 15:27

Weird humblebrag

whatever - I hope your spawn isn't a demon or criminal. have fun at their HS graduation .... when you are 60.

by **Rocinante** 2017-04-10, 15:48

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

I'm not saying I'm a stud! I'm saying that it's pretty clear that pulling out works. I guess people blow their loads differently, and maybe some dudes leak or something before the actual event. It was just amazing to me she got pregnant on the first try, since I haven't exactly been Mr. Careful.

Also, shut up Greenway.
Or it's just the law of averages that worked in your favor. It's not like a woman can get pregnant at any time. You have a little over 3 weeks every month where she can go at it willy nilly with your willy nutting inside her, and have no chance of getting pregnant. If the girl knows her body well enough to be aware of that, and avoid those days, then it doesn't matter if you pull out or not. If she isn't aware, or doesn't care, then you hope your 95% reliable pull out method works. But her having about 20% of the month in the Danger Zone, and you having a 5% chance of leaving some boys behind, put the odds in your favor.

This is exactly what I'm saying. Which is the whole point of the thread. It's not a humblebrag, I just don't understand how so many "accidents" happen.

And yes, DR, we aren't married and I don't like the term "girlfriend" so I used he term. "Mate".

You guys are ruiners.

by **Death Roe** 2017-04-10, 15:49

I do it because I love you, you motherfucker.

by Guest 2017-04-10, 15:52

Rocinante wrote:
MiamiSpartan wrote:
Or it's just the law of averages that worked in your favor. It's not like a woman can get pregnant at any time. You have a little over 3 weeks every month where she can go at it willy nilly with your willy nutting inside her, and have no chance of getting pregnant. If the girl knows her body well enough to be aware of that, and avoid those days, then it doesn't matter if you pull out or not. If she isn't aware, or doesn't care, then you hope your 95% reliable pull out method works. But her having about 20% of the month in the Danger Zone, and you having a 5% chance of leaving some boys behind, put the odds in your favor.

This is exactly what I'm saying. Which is the whole point of the thread. It's not a humblebrag, I just don't understand how so many "accidents" happen.

And yes, DR, we aren't married and I don't like the term "girlfriend" so I used he term. "Mate".

You guys are ruiners.

We're not married. Can I be your mate too?

by **Dendrobates** 2017-04-10, 16:15

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

I'm not saying I'm a stud! I'm saying that it's pretty clear that pulling out works. I guess people blow their loads differently, and maybe some dudes leak or something before the actual event. It was just amazing to me she got pregnant on the first try, since I haven't exactly been Mr. Careful.

Also, shut up Greenway.
Or it's just the law of averages that worked in your favor. It's not like a woman can get pregnant at any time. You have a little over 3 weeks every month where she can go at it willy nilly with your willy nutting inside her, and have no chance of getting pregnant. If the girl knows her body well enough to be aware of that, and avoid those days, then it doesn't matter if you pull out or not. If she isn't aware, or doesn't care, then you hope your 95% reliable pull out method works. But her having about 20% of the month in the Danger Zone, and you having a 5% chance of leaving some boys behind, put the odds in your favor.

I would never trust the pull out method. There can still be live sperm in the pre-cum. And even when a woman is in tuned with her body and "knows" when she's ovulating, it's still not the accurate. Even those ovulation strips have a decent amount of error. In addition, why the fuck would you trust a woman to "know" when she ovulates. Fuck that. You can't trust women, and your body can decide to do it's own fucking thing one month.

I think men will definitely benefit from their own ora contraception.

You men have it all so much fucking easier. But if I wanted my damn tubes tied, no one is this fucking country would do it. Freedom my ass.

by **xsanguine** 2017-04-10, 16:16

LooseGoose wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

This is exactly what I'm saying. Which is the whole point of the thread. It's not a humblebrag, I just don't understand how so many "accidents" happen.

And yes, DR, we aren't married and I don't like the term "girlfriend" so I used he term. "Mate".

You guys are ruiners.

We're not married. Can I be your mate too?

So yeah, I got my mate pregnant on purpose and men are idiots. 102-Meet-the-Parents-quotes

by **xsanguine** 2017-04-10, 16:18

Dendrobates wrote: Fuck that. You can't trust women

My new sig. sunny

by **Death Roe** 2017-04-10, 16:18

I thought we were all mates. :(

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