Happy Birthday Travis my darling!!!

If you find yourself in Mio tonight we can have a beer and a bowl and see where things go.....

Please get drunk and laid. Also, take the day off from feeding Turtle and OTPT in the pit. You deserve a break.

Happy Birthday, TotC.

Happy birthday Travis. I think I missed WBH's birthday while I was on my golf trip, so happy belated to him as well.

Happy Birthday Travis!

Thanks bros!

Goose, if I make it to Mio today I'll certainly let you know. And dwags.... oh I'm gonna feed em today. I'm gonna feed em good.

Happy Birthday Trav.

Hey Travis. I have a present for you. Meet me at the I-96 rest stop before you get into Lansing tonight at 9.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Hey Travis. I have a present for you. Meet me at the I-96 rest stop before you get into Lansing tonight at 9.

You might want to let him know which stall since you're probably not going to be the only one there with a "wide stance" if you know what I mean.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Hey Travis. I have a present for you. Meet me at the I-96 rest stop before you get into Lansing tonight at 9.

Oh man I can't wait!

birthday

if you looking for some quality 70's bush porn, I have a present for you.

Hey bros, I'm feeling this really strong itch of consumerism right now cause it's my birthday. Like, I want to spend 50-100 bucks on something fun and entertaining, but I have no idea what that is. Tell me what to buy so I can be a good money spending American

Rotating dildo.

I already have enough rotating dildos so that while the other ones are being cleaned I have two back ups just in case the first back up breaks. I'm good on rotating dildos.

You know what, does anyone want a free (semi used) rotating dildo? I have extras.

Now that I think about it I don't think a dildo can be semi used. Prolly one of those things that once you break it out of the box it's value drops substantially.

Treat yourself to something golf related. GPS, new putter, hybrid, nice RTIC soft pack cooler for the cart, etc.

Ooh.. Custom MSU dry joys (shoes) like I got last year... Thread somewhere. Those are nice.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Hey bros, I'm feeling this really strong itch of consumerism right now cause it's my birthday. Like, I want to spend 50-100 bucks on something fun and entertaining, but I have no idea what that is. Tell me what to buy so I can be a good money spending American

I heard about some massage place outside of Lansing that gave a new meaning to 'loosening you up' but I can't remember where SD said it was, exactly.

Happy birthday buddy. Have some drinks for me.

Glad I made you wait all day for my cherished birthday wishes. Happy Birthday. Hope you've had an okay day.