Swamp Crotch

The old age problem of your frank and beans building up some serious moisture as temperatures rise in the summer months. I, myself have gone from baby powder to gold bond in more recent years but I am just wondering if anyone else has some sage advice of how to keep from getting bat wings while doing yard work.

You could hire someone to do the yard work for you.

You could cut your balls off.

Do you use Gold Bond lotion?

How do you put the lotion on?

Can you go into detail, please?

Asking for a friend.

MattyFresh wrote:The old age problem of your frank and beans building up some serious moisture as temperatures rise in the summer months. I, myself have gone from baby powder to gold bond in more recent years but I am just wondering if anyone else has some sage advice of how to keep from getting bat wings while doing yard work.

Corn starch, flour & lard. At the end of the day you have your dough for pizza or a pasty.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:You could cut your balls off.

I recently saw a guy do this in a TV show (drama) because he wanted to be a shaman or something and that was a requirement.  They made it look painful.  Wouldn't recommend.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:You could cut your balls off.

I recently saw a guy do this in a TV show (drama) because he wanted to be a shaman or something and that was a requirement.  They made it look painful.  Wouldn't recommend.

Kinky

LooseGoose wrote:

MattyFresh wrote:The old age problem of your frank and beans building up some serious moisture as temperatures rise in the summer months. I, myself have gone from baby powder to gold bond in more recent years but I am just wondering if anyone else has some sage advice of how to keep from getting bat wings while doing yard work.

Corn starch, flour & lard. At the end of the day you have your dough for pizza or a pasty.

Waste not, want not

I like doing my yard work, I like my balls, and I use the powder, use your imagination.

What do you wear when you're doing your yardwork?

finely pulverized bath salts

goodbar wrote:finely pulverized bath salts

Ive always known its the hard hitting, tough and controversial topics that bring goodbar in.

I told you guys about this already. If you're ok with putting talc powder near your junk (you probably shouldn't be), buy shower to shower sport at Meijer.

If you're not, buy Fresh Balls on Amazon. Yes, it's a lotion that you apply when you get out of the shower but it dries quickly.

Both work very well and don't smell like Gold Bond.

Be a contrarian.
Get out of the box and buy new underwear instead of waiting for all your current cotton skivies to be in shreads before replacing.

Go out and buy 12-15 pair of the self-wicking briefs. A couple of years ago it was only the high end retail like Hugo Boss or Clavin Klein. Now Jockey, Hanes, Fruit of the Loom and Champion have them.

Once I switched to the new stuff the Goldbond powder might go on my feet before a round of golf.

GRR Spartan wrote:Be a contrarian.
Get out of the box and buy new underwear instead of waiting for all your current cotton skivies to be in shreads before replacing.

Go out and buy 12-15 pair of the self-wicking briefs. A couple of years ago it was only the high end retail like Hugo Boss or Clavin Klein. Now Jockey, Hanes, Fruit of the Loom and Champion have them.

Once I switched to the new stuff the Goldbond powder might go on my feet before a round of golf.

I'm sorry. I was under the working assumption that we all weren't wearing underwear.

goodbar wrote:

GRR Spartan wrote:Be a contrarian.
Get out of the box and buy new underwear instead of waiting for all your current cotton skivies to be in shreads before replacing.

Go out and buy 12-15 pair of the self-wicking briefs. A couple of years ago it was only the high end retail like Hugo Boss or Clavin Klein. Now Jockey, Hanes, Fruit of the Loom and Champion have them.

Once I switched to the new stuff the Goldbond powder might go on my feet before a round of golf.

I'm sorry. I was under the working assumption that we all weren't wearing underwear.

Actually in the warmer months, clothing in general seems too constrictive. Never had the OP's problem.

Wrap your balls in saran wrap. Problem solved.

Cameron wrote:Wrap your balls in saran wrap. Problem solved.

I use this stuff.  If it's good enough for my Silverado, it's good enough for my testicles.

Baby powder helps. Chaffing is one of the most miserable feelings ever. Happened a couple times when I was younger and take great precaution in preventing it now. Compression shorts help a lot.