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I've had this weird muscle spasm in my crotch for two days.

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Post by Rocinante 2016-04-07, 13:15

It's so weird.

It feels like i have a vibrator in my pocket.

Not sure what to do guys.

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Post by InTenSity 2016-04-07, 13:16

Probably go to an asian massage parlor and have them work it out for you.
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Post by I.B. Fine 2016-04-07, 13:29

InTenSity wrote:Probably go to an asian massage parlor and have them work it out for you.
Or has he already been there and they 'worked it in' a little to deep and it got stuck? I've had this weird muscle spasm in my crotch for two days. 2599972566

...either that or menopause.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2016-04-07, 13:31

Am I the only one who has had taint spasms before? Hurts like a mother fucker by the way.
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Post by MiamiSpartan 2016-04-07, 13:36

Rocinante wrote:It's so weird.  

It feels like i have a vibrator in my pocket.  

Not sure what to do guys.

I'd suggest taking the vibrator out of your "pocket", as you call it.
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Post by Guest 2016-04-07, 13:46

It's always cute when someone has to explain an erection to a young lad.
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Post by I.B. Fine 2016-04-07, 13:47

LooseGoose wrote:It's always cute when someone has to explain an erection to a young lad.

Maybe stop surfing porn?
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Post by DWags 2016-04-07, 13:54

you gone. prostate cancer
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Post by Rocinante 2016-04-07, 13:55

It's so weird feeling you guys.
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Post by DWags 2016-04-07, 14:10

Well, look I'm not really joking. For any of you guys reading this, you really should go get a finger up your ass once every 4 or 5 years. Don't fuck around with the prostate shit. If you like a finger up your ass, I'd recommend it once a day. But really don't fuck around with prostate shit.
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Post by Rocinante 2016-04-07, 14:50

DWags wrote:Well, look I'm not really joking. For any of you guys reading this, you really should go get a finger up your ass once every 4 or 5 years. Don't fuck around with the prostate shit. If you like a finger up your ass, I'd recommend it once a day. But really don't fuck around with prostate shit.

Thanks man.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2016-04-07, 15:02

DWags wrote:Well, look I'm not really joking.  For any of you guys reading this, you really should go get a finger up your ass once every 4 or 5 years.   Don't fuck around with the prostate shit.   If you like a finger up your ass, I'd recommend it once a day.  But really don't fuck around with prostate shit.  

I'm due for my 1st fingerblast this year. Can't wait!
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Post by Blanch32 2016-04-07, 15:09

Rocinante wrote:It's so weird.

It feels like i have a vibrator in my pocket.

Not sure what to do guys.


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Post by I.B. Fine 2016-04-07, 15:43

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
DWags wrote:Well, look I'm not really joking.  For any of you guys reading this, you really should go get a finger up your ass once every 4 or 5 years.   Don't fuck around with the prostate shit.   If you like a finger up your ass, I'd recommend it once a day.  But really don't fuck around with prostate shit.  

I'm due for my 1st fingerblast this year. Can't wait!

Ask for the ribbed gloves.
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Post by DWags 2016-04-07, 15:48

And quit looking for doctors with long and fat fingers.
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Post by BleacherSwill 2016-04-07, 17:15

Rocinante wrote:It's so weird.

It feels like i have a vibrator in my pocket.

Not sure what to do guys.


Pretty sure it's just sand in your vag.
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