Slow day, huh?

Is it because its summer. Work is slow, this site is slow. Everyone out golfing?

I'm here, posting entertaining gifs.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I'm here, posting entertaining gifs.

I can't see them from my work computer. I also couldn't read the Wonder Woman thread anymore, got blocked for sex.

InTenSity wrote:Is it because its summer. Work is slow, this site is slow. Everyone out golfing?

I'm here entertaining Pylon. I think I'm about to run down to the river though and either fish or dip my carcass in it.

Did WOP post the girl (I think it was a girl), who was skateboarding, fell off the board, it was going towards the water and a guy on a bike hit the board, fell and went off the side?

InTenSity wrote:Did WOP post the girl (I think it was a girl), who was skateboarding, fell off the board, it was going towards the water and a guy on a bike hit the board, fell and went off the side?

That was me. Probably staged, but still pretty funny. There's one after that too.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

InTenSity wrote:Did WOP post the girl (I think it was a girl), who was skateboarding, fell off the board, it was going towards the water and a guy on a bike hit the board, fell and went off the side?

That was me. Probably staged, but still pretty funny. There's one after that too.

I can tell by your posts that you're on reddit a lot. That was a pretty funny gif. I know people think it was staged, but who purposely falls into a probably pretty cold river?

I'm here (kind of)

Had a wedding this weekend. I'm honestly still hung over at work.
Drank pedialyte all day yesterday. Seemed to help a little.

I work 9am-10pm Sunday-Tuesday. About halfway through my week. It's hotter than Africa in here rn..the damn A/C is broken. Maybe that'll keep the public away

InTenSity wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

That was me. Probably staged, but still pretty funny. There's one after that too.

I can tell by your posts that you're on reddit a lot. That was a pretty funny gif. I know people think it was staged, but who purposely falls into a probably pretty cold river?

Correctomundo. That's where I get the vast majority of pics and gifs I post in the WTF thread.

I've been popping in and out. Plus I sent that dirty republican DR some ideas for letters to send to his dirty republican congressman.

I spent the afternoon pleasuring Pylon's wife.

tGreenWay wrote:I spent the afternoon pleasuring Pylon's wife.

You're into preggos?

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:I spent the afternoon pleasuring Pylon's wife.

You're into preggos?

Mine is alternately horny and angry and doesn't want to be even looked at. It's kind of awesome.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:I spent the afternoon pleasuring Pylon's wife.

You're into preggos?

Not usually, but I'm a chick magnet with an inability to say no to randy women.

tGreenWay wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

You're into preggos?

Not usually, but I'm a chick magnet with an inability to say no to randy women.

Yeah. women love old saggy ass balls.

I just got a root canal. It was fine. Dentist is kinda hot.

Rocinante wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Not usually, but I'm a chick magnet with an inability to say no to randy women.

Yeah. women love old saggy ass balls.

My balls are old and saggy, with bright white short and curlies, but I had my ass balls removed years ago.

tGreenWay wrote:

Rocinante wrote:

Yeah. women love old saggy ass balls.

My balls are old and saggy, with bright white short and curlies, but I had my ass balls removed years ago.

such a grampa thing to say.

and also....

It's fucking hot out.

My damn AC doesn't get replaced until tomorrow. I'm a blimp right now. It says it's 90 in my house, and upstairs is so much worse (where the bedrooms are). I can only get some relief in the basement, so I'm sleeping down here again.

Dendrobates wrote:It's fucking hot out.

My damn AC doesn't get replaced until tomorrow. I'm a blimp right now. It says it's 90 in my house, and upstairs is so much worse (where the bedrooms are). I can only get some relief in the basement, so I'm sleeping down here again.

Quit complaining and tell us how close you are to lactating.

LooseGoose wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:It's fucking hot out.

My damn AC doesn't get replaced until tomorrow. I'm a blimp right now. It says it's 90 in my house, and upstairs is so much worse (where the bedrooms are). I can only get some relief in the basement, so I'm sleeping down here again.

Quit complaining and tell us how close you are to lactating.

Well my right titty started leaking the other day. So I guess it's begun.

Rocinante wrote:and also.....

This is the response I was expecting.

Rocinante wrote:I've been popping in and out. Plus I sent that dirty republican DR some ideas for letters to send to his dirty republican congressman.

Still funny you believe fake news.

Dendrobates wrote:It's fucking hot out.

My damn AC doesn't get replaced until tomorrow. I'm a blimp right now. It says it's 90 in my house, and upstairs is so much worse (where the bedrooms are). I can only get some relief in the basement, so I'm sleeping down here again.

First house was in RO. No air conditioning but it had a whole house attic fan. Worked good for the most part but remember a hot/dry streak maybe '88/89 when it was useless. Had extra furniture and a bed set up in the basement. Was at least 10° cooler down there.

Hang tough

Dendrobates wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:

Quit complaining and tell us how close you are to lactating.

Well my right titty started leaking the other day. So I guess it's begun.

Any weird cravings while you've been carrying the parasite?

tGreenWay wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:

Well my right titty started leaking the other day. So I guess it's begun.

Any weird cravings while you've been carrying the parasite?

Yeah like for my dick?


Right guys?



Right?




Yeah......

I do not crave your dick Roci.

InTenSity wrote:Is it because its summer. Work is slow, this site is slow. Everyone out golfing?

yeah, sorry - I was out golfing.. and wearing khaki pants.

Rocinante wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Any weird cravings while you've been carrying the parasite?

Yeah like for my dick?


Right guys?



Right?




Yeah......

Shockular

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I do not crave your dick Roci.

Are you pregnant, WBH?

It's gonna be a socca playa

This is actually Frank's shirt.

tGreenWay wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:

Well my right titty started leaking the other day. So I guess it's begun.

Any weird cravings while you've been carrying the parasite?

Nothing crazy. I've had a big sweet tooth, so I feel like a kid again with candy and ice cream . But otherwise no weird cravings. I'm not even hungier than usual. I eat 3 normal sized meals a day and I'm good.

My air conditioning is broken and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna die. It's supposed to get fixed tomorrow. That'll be too late. If someone could stop by once a week to feed turtleneck that would be great.

Nudge.

Sorry Floyd. Half the time I write something up and then erase it or hit the back button, deciding that what I'm going to contribute is pretty bad.

InTenSity wrote:Sorry Floyd. Half the time I write something up and then erase it or hit the back button, deciding that what I'm going to contribute is pretty bad.

might I suggest a rambling stream of consciousness?