Beware the murderous whipped cream dispenser

One exploded and killed a French Instagram fitness model.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/06/22/whipped-cream-dispenser-explodes-killing-french-instagram-fitness-model/

Texted that story to my buddy earlier today - his response?

"What a waste of prime pussy"

And you know she wasn't making whipped cream she was doing Whip-Its. Kinda like when Hannah Storm's gas grill (really her base pipe) exploded.

Dr. Strangelove wrote:And you know she wasn't making whipped cream she was doing Whip-Its. Kinda like when Hannah Storm's gas grill (really her base pipe) exploded.

I hadn't considered the possibility that Hannah Storm's pipe exploded. Nobody ever tells the truth about nothin'.

tGreenWay wrote:

Dr. Strangelove wrote:And you know she wasn't making whipped cream she was doing Whip-Its. Kinda like when Hannah Storm's gas grill (really her base pipe) exploded.

I hadn't considered the possibility that Hannah Storm's pipe exploded. Nobody ever tells the truth about nothin'.

Hannah Storm was a major coke head when she was coming up in local Charlotte tv in the late 80s. I'm assuming nothing really changed. Also if it had really been her grill exploding she would have sued the shit out of the manufacturer or the propane cylinder company. She didn't

Dr. Strangelove wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

I hadn't considered the possibility that Hannah Storm's pipe exploded. Nobody ever tells the truth about nothin'.

Hannah Storm was a major coke head when she was coming up in local Charlotte tv in the late 80s. I'm assuming nothing really changed. Also if it had really been her grill exploding she would have sued the shit out of the manufacturer or the propane cylinder company. She didn't

It's my understanding there was a federal law requiring everyone over the age of 18 to partake of the booger sugar.

But I could be wrong.

tGreenWay wrote:

Dr. Strangelove wrote:

Hannah Storm was a major coke head when she was coming up in local Charlotte tv in the late 80s. I'm assuming nothing really changed. Also if it had really been her grill exploding she would have sued the shit out of the manufacturer or the propane cylinder company. She didn't

It's my understanding there was a federal law requiring everyone over the age of 18 to partake of the booger sugar.

Glad I'm compliant with the law

Dr. Strangelove wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:



It's my understanding there was a federal law requiring everyone over the age of 18 to partake of the booger sugar.

Glad I'm compliant with the law

You, sir, are a great American.

Also, I know she's got a slightly janky face, but I would like to have relations with her.

tGreenWay wrote:Also, I know she's got a slightly janky face, but I would like to have relations with her.

Why am I not surprised you are into necrophilia?

The Pantry wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Also, I know she's got a slightly janky face, but I would like to have relations with her.

Why am I not surprised you are into necrophilia?

Hannah Storm is dead?

Hannah Storm isn't dead, Pantry. I just checked. Please don't startle me like that again.