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Madden makes white players much better than IRL

Post by Rocinante on 2017-07-15, 14:42

In my opinion. Anyone play? Do you have that impresson?
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Re: Madden makes white players much better than IRL

Post by Death Roe on 2017-07-15, 15:09

I don't know.

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I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Re: Madden makes white players much better than IRL

Post by LooseGoose on 2017-07-15, 17:11

Is it Madden or the person controlling them?

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Post by Rocinante on 2017-07-16, 14:56

It's madden, in my opinion.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-07-16, 14:59

Rocinante wrote:It's madden, in my opinion.

Since I've never played the game I trust your opinion.

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Re: Madden makes white players much better than IRL

Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2017-07-16, 15:04

So like they made Tom Brady better than Teddy Bridgewater?

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-07-16, 15:30

Is there a Madden for sexual performance? I could use the help any way I can get it.

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Post by Rocinante on 2017-07-16, 16:32

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:So like they made Tom Brady better than Teddy Bridgewater?

No. I mean yes. Obviously. But there's tons of examples of you play the game.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-07-16, 16:52

Rocinante wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:So like they made Tom Brady better than Teddy Bridgewater?

No. I mean yes. Obviously. But there's tons of examples of you play the game.

That's actually one hell of a story, if true. Seriously.

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Re: Madden makes white players much better than IRL

Post by LooseGoose on 2017-08-03, 11:21

Petoskey gamer ranked #1 in the world in Madden NFL Football

PETOSKEY -- Soon to be sophomore Josh Jordan enjoys playing football and wrestling for the Northmen among other hobbies but his time spent on the XBOX is really starting to pay off.

Josh has been ranked #1 in the world in Madden NFL for a calendar year now and he's accomplishing this feat by obliterating the competition. He at one point knocked off the third ranked player in the world 79-3.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-03, 11:34

Has MSU offered?

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Re: Madden makes white players much better than IRL

Post by Death Roe on 2017-08-03, 11:35

I'm surprised Dan hasn't talked about this on the show, Roc.

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I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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