Sorry you wussy cat people, science has spoken: dogs smarter than cats!

by TheReal_LWS 2017-11-30, 13:02

http://www.sciencealert.com/dogs-high-neuron-density-among-carnivores

cheers

by **steveschneider** 2017-11-30, 13:05

If dogs are so smart how come they drink out of the toilet?

by TheReal_LWS 2017-11-30, 13:07

steveschneider wrote:If dogs are so smart how come they drink out of the toilet?

Because cats are too dumb to know that there is water in there.

by **steveschneider** 2017-11-30, 13:12

TheReal_LWS wrote:
steveschneider wrote:If dogs are so smart how come they drink out of the toilet?

Because cats are too dumb to know that there is water in there.

I always thought it was that cats were just more discerning.

by TheReal_LWS 2017-11-30, 13:17

steveschneider wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:

Because cats are too dumb to know that there is water in there.

I always thought it was that cats were just more discerning.

No. I've seen cats eat spiders before. Its like evil eating evil.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-11-30, 13:19

I never got into the whole cat vs dog thing. I’ve found dogs to be more annoying in my old age. Cats are independent and instinctual hunters. Really, it all depends on the owner.

Did you guys know females love dogs? And won’t shut up about it?

by TheReal_LWS 2017-11-30, 13:21

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I never got into the whole cat vs dog thing. I’ve found dogs to be more annoying in my old age. Cats are independent and instinctual hunters. Really, it all depends on the owner.

Did you guys know females ~~love dogs? And~~ won’t shut up ~~about it~~?

FIFY

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-11-30, 13:29

Lol, oh LWS. You crack me up!

by **Rocinante** 2017-11-30, 13:31

I don't care if they're smarter. Dogs are just better companions. Cats could give two shits about you. You might as well have a snake. Plus they shit in the house, get shitty gravel on their paws and then hop up on your food preparing surfaces and lick their buttholes. Fuck Cats.

by **steveschneider** 2017-11-30, 13:37

Rocinante wrote:I don't care if they're smarter. Dogs are just better companions. Cats could give two shits about you. You might as well have a snake. Plus they shit in the house, get shitty gravel on their paws and then hop up on your food preparing surfaces and lick their buttholes. Fuck Cats.

Dogs lick their own crotch, sniff other dogs butts, bite their own paws and I’ve seen dogs walk around with their own shit in their mouth.

When I open my door my cat goes out and comes back. A dog would run out in traffic and die.

by TheReal_LWS 2017-11-30, 13:38

steveschneider wrote:
Rocinante wrote:I don't care if they're smarter. Dogs are just better companions. Cats could give two shits about you. You might as well have a snake. Plus they shit in the house, get shitty gravel on their paws and then hop up on your food preparing surfaces and lick their buttholes. Fuck Cats.

Dogs lick their own crotch, sniff other dogs butts, bite their own paws and I’ve seen dogs walk around with their own shit in their mouth.

When I open my door my cat goes out and comes back. A dog would run out in traffic and die.

Next wave of sexual assault claims?

by **Rocinante** 2017-11-30, 13:42

steveschneider wrote:
Rocinante wrote:I don't care if they're smarter. Dogs are just better companions. Cats could give two shits about you. You might as well have a snake. Plus they shit in the house, get shitty gravel on their paws and then hop up on your food preparing surfaces and lick their buttholes. Fuck Cats.

Dogs lick their own crotch, sniff other dogs butts, bite their own paws and I’ve seen dogs walk around with their own shit in their mouth.

When I open my door my cat goes out and comes back. A dog would run out in traffic and die.

There are no bad dogs. Just bad owners. Cats are the literal worst always.

by TheReal_LWS 2017-11-30, 13:43

Rocinante wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

Dogs lick their own crotch, sniff other dogs butts, bite their own paws and I’ve seen dogs walk around with their own shit in their mouth.

When I open my door my cat goes out and comes back. A dog would run out in traffic and die.

There are no bad dogs. Just bad owners. Cats are the literal worst always.

And dumb too.

by **steveschneider** 2017-11-30, 13:43

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I never got into the whole cat vs dog thing. I’ve found dogs to be more annoying in my old age. Cats are independent and instinctual hunters. Really, it all depends on the owner.

Did you guys know females love dogs? And won’t shut up about it?

Agree. Dogs and cats are awesome. I just like sticking up for cats in threads that set out to bash them.

by **Rocinante** 2017-11-30, 13:44

Cats are not meant to live with people. They should all be set free and then a bounty put on their pelts.

by **Rocinante** 2017-11-30, 13:46

Cats cause cancer. A dog can heal most illnesses with its loyalty and love.

by **steveschneider** 2017-11-30, 13:49

Rocinante wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

Dogs lick their own crotch, sniff other dogs butts, bite their own paws and I’ve seen dogs walk around with their own shit in their mouth.

When I open my door my cat goes out and comes back. A dog would run out in traffic and die.

There are no bad dogs. Just bad owners. Cats are the literal worst always.

Cats are so innocuous. Most of the time I just see our cat sleeping in a ray of sunlight. I find their presence to be relaxing.

by **Rocinante** 2017-11-30, 13:50

steveschneider wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

There are no bad dogs. Just bad owners. Cats are the literal worst always.

Cats are so innocuous. Most of the time I just see our cat sleeping in a ray of sunlight. I find their presence to be relaxing.

You sound like my weird brother. Are you my weird brother?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2017-11-30, 13:50

One of our stupid cats tries to drink out of the toilet.

by **steveschneider** 2017-11-30, 13:54

steveschneider wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

There are no bad dogs. Just bad owners. Cats are the literal worst always.

Cats are so innocuous. Most of the time I just see our cat sleeping in a ray of sunlight. I find their presence to be relaxing.

Your weird brother sounds cool. Also, you’ll be happy to know we’ve come close to getting a dog a few times. If we come across the right one to adopt we will have a k-9 in our house.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-11-30, 13:59

steveschneider wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

There are no bad dogs. Just bad owners. Cats are the literal worst always.

Cats are so innocuous. Most of the time I just see our cat sleeping in a ray of sunlight. I find their presence to be relaxing.

Steve spot on as usual.

by **Rocinante** 2017-11-30, 14:09

You people are unhinged.

by **Death Roe** 2017-11-30, 14:13

My cats are the nicest you'd meet. They love people and never bite or scratch.

I love dogs but if an animal takes a shit, then turns around to eat it, I don't think you can call that animal smarter for sure. Lol.

by TheReal_LWS 2017-11-30, 14:14

Death Roe wrote:My cats are the nicest you'd meet. They love people and never bite or scratch.

I love dogs but if an animal takes a shit, then turns around to eat it, I don't think you can call that animal smarter for sure. Lol.

Why do you hate science?

by TheReal_LWS 2017-11-30, 14:14

Rocinante wrote:Cats are not meant to live with people. They should all be set free and then a bounty put on their pelts.

First Roci post I've ever agreed with.

by **Rocinante** 2017-11-30, 14:27

Literally no dog shits and then turns around and eats it.
#fakenews

#catspiracy

by **Rocinante** 2017-11-30, 14:28

TheReal_LWS wrote:
Rocinante wrote:Cats are not meant to live with people. They should all be set free and then a bounty put on their pelts.

First Roci post I've ever agreed with.

Fuck off your dog probably sucks ass.

by TheReal_LWS 2017-11-30, 14:29

Rocinante wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:

First Roci post I've ever agreed with.

Fuck off your dog probably sucks ass.

Jelly.

by **kingstonlake** 2017-11-30, 14:29

Cats hunt and are predators

Dogs eat their own poop

End of debate.

by **I.B. Fine** 2017-11-30, 14:35

I had a cat that would let himself out of the house, catch a chipmunk and bring it back in so we could all share in the fun of killing it.
We have lever door knobs and he would actually open the door. Fucker didn't even knock when you were sitting on the toilet, he'd just barge in.

by TheReal_LWS 2017-11-30, 14:41

Lot of anti-science folks in this thread.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-11-30, 14:52

TheReal_LWS wrote:Lot of anti-science folks in this thread.

LWS trying to bait some bros with these comments!

by **kingstonlake** 2017-11-30, 15:08

Dogs are liberals. They wait for handouts at the dinner table

Cats are conservatives. They get outside and provide for themselves.

by **steveschneider** 2017-11-30, 15:13

Dogs hump peoples legs

cats hump other cats to procreate.

by **Rocinante** 2017-11-30, 15:20

Cats are neoliberals - they pretend to be independent but are actually societal parasites who inject literal parasites into the minds of their owners via their shit (trickle down, bitches), enslaving them into a mental disorder of adulation.

Dogs are socialists - they believe in society and cooperation to achieve maximum collective benefit.

by **InTenSity** 2017-11-30, 15:22

TheReal_LWS wrote:
Death Roe wrote:My cats are the nicest you'd meet. They love people and never bite or scratch.

I love dogs but if an animal takes a shit, then turns around to eat it, I don't think you can call that animal smarter for sure. Lol.

Why do you hate science?

by **Death Roe** 2017-11-30, 16:10

Rocinante wrote:Cats are neoliberals - they pretend to be independent but are actually societal parasites who inject literal parasites into the minds of their owners via their shit (trickle down, bitches), enslaving them into a mental disorder of adulation.

Dogs are socialists - they believe in society and cooperation to achieve maximum collective benefit.

#StayWoke

by **Cameron** 2017-11-30, 16:43

Wait, steve is a cat person too? What's that, strike 157? Fuck you, steve, you're the worst. All you deserve is cats, you pud.

by TheReal_LWS 2017-11-30, 16:44

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:Lot of anti-science folks in this thread.

LWS trying to bait some bros with these comments!

by **tGreenWay** 2017-11-30, 16:48

steveschneider wrote:Dogs hump peoples legs

cats hump other cats to procreate.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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