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Post by WBill 2014-06-17, 16:39

Better than crabs, I guess.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/13/nichole-ann-reed-shoplift-lobsters_n_5492272.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news


Reed allegedly told police she planned to trade the tails with a friend for either a Chinese buffet meal or the prescription drug Dilaudid, according to ClickOrlando.com.
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Post by Turtleneck 2014-06-17, 16:40

Wow. That's a big snapper.
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Post by Son of Sparta 2014-06-17, 17:30

Hmm....something smells fishy about this story.
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Post by pulling69 2014-06-17, 17:32

Tight as a pincher.
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Post by tGreenWay 2014-06-17, 17:33

She got more tail in one night than Blach has in 15 years.
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Post by tGreenWay 2014-06-17, 17:35

She'll be out shortly with the Court's catch & release program, especially after she butters up the judge.
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Post by Roger Waymeth 2014-06-17, 17:38

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Post by Floyd Robertson 2014-06-17, 17:47

She needs a mentor, like Jameis Winston.
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Post by PreMadonna 2014-06-17, 19:41

So she tucked her tails between her legs and ran?
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Post by kingstonlake 2014-06-17, 19:46

What was the Maine reason for stealing them?
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Post by tGreenWay 2014-06-17, 23:47

kingstonlake wrote:What was the Maine reason for stealing them?

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Post by Gob Bluth 2014-06-17, 23:55

She couldn't afford a codpiece?
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Post by bullwrinkle 2014-06-18, 10:16

Was she taken to the police station or the crustacean?
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Post by bullwrinkle 2014-06-18, 10:17

Clearly she did this because she is shellfish.
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Post by Dr Draymond 2014-06-18, 11:03

I bet she'll seafood in a whole different light after this.
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