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Post by Floyd Robertson on Fri Feb 02, 2018 9:24 am

Can a self-taught rocket scientist prove the Earth is flat?

Self-taught rocket scientist. IRL he's a limo driver.

I think he might be related to Gary Busey.
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Post by NigelUno on Fri Feb 02, 2018 9:34 am

Flat like a big rectangle? Where are the edges? What's on the other side? Is he trying to get to the other side in his balloon?

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on Fri Feb 02, 2018 9:50 am

NigelUno wrote:Flat like a big rectangle?  Where are the edges?  What's on the other side?  Is he trying to get to the other side in his balloon?
Lol Nigel is such a globie

All of your answers should lie right here in this one picture

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Post by NigelUno on Fri Feb 02, 2018 9:56 am

Is that Crush?

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Post by tGreenWay on Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:21 am

I’ll ask again: If the earth is flat, why isn’t it light all the time?
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:44 am

tGreenWay wrote:I’ll ask again: If the earth is flat, why isn’t it light all the time?

Because you touch yourself at night.

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Post by NigelUno on Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:47 am

tGreenWay wrote:I’ll ask again: If the earth is flat, why isn’t it light all the time?


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Post by MiamiSpartan on Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:56 am

tGreenWay wrote:I’ll ask again: If the earth is flat, why isn’t it light all the time?
Because the Sun still rotates around the earth, so there are times when it's underneath us...at least that's what Antipasta used to say.  Remember, the flat earthers don't just think that the earth is flat, to truly buy into that, they need to throw all aspects of the physical universe out the window, which is what Anti and his fellow nuts do.

This limo scientist doesn't need a rocket.  Just sit on a beach and watch a boat sail away over the horizon.  You see the bottom of the boat disappear first, then gradually more disappears from the bottom up until the top disappears.  

Look, 95% of the makeup of the universe completely baffles the greatest scientific minds in the world.  The shape of the earth is in the other 5% that is very well known.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:06 pm

tGreenWay wrote:I’ll ask again: If the earth is flat, why isn’t it light all the time?
The sun isn’t the massive celestial object you think of it as. Think of it more as a flashlight inside of the dome that is the atmosphere that rotates around the glass at the top. It’s not going to light up all sections of the disk at the same time since it is closer than you think.
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Post by Jake from State Farm on Fri Feb 02, 2018 6:51 pm

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tGreenWay wrote:I’ll ask again: If the earth is flat, why isn’t it light all the time?
Because the Sun still rotates around the earth, so there are times when it's underneath us...at least that's what Antipasta used to say.  Remember, the flat earthers don't just think that the earth is flat, to truly buy into that, they need to throw all aspects of the physical universe out the window, which is what Anti and his fellow nuts do.

This limo scientist doesn't need a rocket.  Just sit on a beach and watch a boat sail away over the horizon.  You see the bottom of the boat disappear first, then gradually more disappears from the bottom up until the top disappears.  

Look, 95% of the makeup of the universe completely baffles the greatest scientific minds in the world.  The shape of the earth is in the other 5% that is very well known.

I like antipasta salad.
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Post by Nordic on Fri Feb 02, 2018 9:40 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:Can a self-taught rocket scientist prove the Earth is flat?

Self-taught rocket scientist. IRL he's a limo driver.

I think he might be related to Gary Busey.

Saw this on the ESPN ticker too
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Post by tGreenWay on Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:08 pm

MiamiSpartan wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I’ll ask again: If the earth is flat, why isn’t it light all the time?
Because the Sun still rotates around the earth, so there are times when it's underneath us...at least that's what Antipasta used to say.  Remember, the flat earthers don't just think that the earth is flat, to truly buy into that, they need to throw all aspects of the physical universe out the window, which is what Anti and his fellow nuts do.

This limo scientist doesn't need a rocket.  Just sit on a beach and watch a boat sail away over the horizon.  You see the bottom of the boat disappear first, then gradually more disappears from the bottom up until the top disappears.  

Look, 95% of the makeup of the universe completely baffles the greatest scientific minds in the world.  The shape of the earth is in the other 5% that is very well known.

When I sit and think about the universe, my head hurts. I can’t comprehend unending space. It’s fun to ponder, though, and I do enjoy a good ponder.
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Post by tGreenWay on Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:10 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I’ll ask again: If the earth is flat, why isn’t it light all the time?
The sun isn’t the massive celestial object you think of it as. Think of it more as a flashlight inside of the dome that is the atmosphere that rotates around the glass at the top. It’s not going to light up all sections of the disk at the same time since it is closer than you think.

So, the sun isn’t really going to go dark someday, its battery will wear out?
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:28 pm

How do these dum dum flat earthers explain people who sail around the earth? Or compasses for that matter?
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:38 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
The sun isn’t the massive celestial object you think of it as. Think of it more as a flashlight inside of the dome that is the atmosphere that rotates around the glass at the top. It’s not going to light up all sections of the disk at the same time since it is closer than you think.

So, the sun isn’t really going to go dark someday, its battery will wear out?
For fucks sake globie. Think for a second. Who told you the sun was going to go out? NASA. The same group that lies to you about the shape of the earth. 

The sun isn’t going to go out ever.
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Post by tGreenWay on Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:47 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

So, the sun isn’t really going to go dark someday, its battery will wear out?
For fucks sake globie. Think for a second. Who told you the sun was going to go out? NASA. The same group that lies to you about the shape of the earth. 

The sun isn’t going to go out ever.

My dad told me the moon is made of bleu cheese. Is that true or was he feeding me another one of his many lies?
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:58 pm

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Post by tGreenWay on Sat Feb 03, 2018 12:00 am

Travis, is it true your nickname in high school was and still is Turdmuffin?
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Post by MiamiSpartan on Sat Feb 03, 2018 9:00 am

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:How do these dum dum flat earthers explain people who sail around the earth? Or compasses for that matter?
I believe they think that there is a magnetic "north pole", but that it is at the center of a flat earth. They don't believe that the South Pole exists at all. Or Antarctica for that matter.

Oh, and those that sail around the world, they're just part of the Satanic Freemason Illuminati conspiracy.

I'm not even being sarcastic. Antine laid this all out for us. When they have no response to something, they just claim it's fake and part of the Satanic Freemason Illuminati.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on Sat Feb 03, 2018 9:16 am

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:How do these dum dum flat earthers explain people who sail around the earth? Or compasses for that matter?
I believe they think that there is a magnetic "north pole", but that it is at the center of a flat earth.  They don't believe that the South Pole exists at all.  Or Antarctica for that matter.

Oh, and those that sail around the world, they're just part of the Satanic Freemason Illuminati conspiracy.  

I'm not even being sarcastic.  Antine laid this all out for us.  When they have no response to something, they just claim it's fake and part of the Satanic Freemason Illuminati.
Or fucking nasa Miami. Fuck nasa.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on Sat Feb 03, 2018 9:42 am

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:How do these dum dum flat earthers explain people who sail around the earth? Or compasses for that matter?
I believe they think that there is a magnetic "north pole", but that it is at the center of a flat earth. They don't believe that the South Pole exists at all. Or Antarctica for that matter.

Oh, and those that sail around the world, they're just part of the Satanic Freemason Illuminati conspiracy.

I'm not even being sarcastic. Antine laid this all out for us. When they have no response to something, they just claim it's fake and part of the Satanic Freemason Illuminati.

Follow up question. How do they explain Antarctica? More devil magic?
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on Sat Feb 03, 2018 9:48 am

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
MiamiSpartan wrote:
I believe they think that there is a magnetic "north pole", but that it is at the center of a flat earth.  They don't believe that the South Pole exists at all.  Or Antarctica for that matter.

Oh, and those that sail around the world, they're just part of the Satanic Freemason Illuminati conspiracy.  

I'm not even being sarcastic.  Antine laid this all out for us.  When they have no response to something, they just claim it's fake and part of the Satanic Freemason Illuminati.

Follow up question. How do they explain Antarctica? More devil magic?
Have you ever been there pylon?
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on Sat Feb 03, 2018 9:49 am

Answer- of course you haven’t. It doesn’t exist. It is a lie. Try to keep up.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on Sat Feb 03, 2018 10:54 am

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Answer- of course you haven’t. It doesn’t exist. It is a lie. Try to keep up.

Would you like to join the Belluminati?
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Post by MiamiSpartan on Sat Feb 03, 2018 11:05 am

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
MiamiSpartan wrote:
I believe they think that there is a magnetic "north pole", but that it is at the center of a flat earth. They don't believe that the South Pole exists at all. Or Antarctica for that matter.

Oh, and those that sail around the world, they're just part of the Satanic Freemason Illuminati conspiracy.

I'm not even being sarcastic. Antine laid this all out for us. When they have no response to something, they just claim it's fake and part of the Satanic Freemason Illuminati.

Follow up question. How do they explain Antarctica? More devil magic?
Well, they say that it just doesn't exist. That there's a large ice wall around the whole edge of this flat earth which keeps the water from spilling off or something.

Antine said that the world governments claim it is protected for environmental reasons, which is why if you travel there you are not allowed past the big peninsula that sticks out, and certainly can't go to the pole. When I provided him with about a dozen liks to tours that you can take to the actual South Pole, he claimed that they really take you to Canada, Siberia, or maybe the North Pole. I guess he thinks that they knock you out on the plane ride or something, I don't know.

I interacted a bit with him here, as I found it fascinating talking to someone that was all in on this shit and the lengths he'd go to in order to try to justify his belief.
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Post by MiamiSpartan on Sat Feb 03, 2018 11:06 am

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
MiamiSpartan wrote:
I believe they think that there is a magnetic "north pole", but that it is at the center of a flat earth.  They don't believe that the South Pole exists at all.  Or Antarctica for that matter.

Oh, and those that sail around the world, they're just part of the Satanic Freemason Illuminati conspiracy.  

I'm not even being sarcastic.  Antine laid this all out for us.  When they have no response to something, they just claim it's fake and part of the Satanic Freemason Illuminati.
Or fucking nasa Miami. Fuck nasa.
NASA and other world space agencies are supposedly just a division run by the Satanic Freemason Illuminati.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on Sat Feb 03, 2018 11:28 am

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Or fucking nasa Miami. Fuck nasa.
NASA and other world space agencies are supposedly just a division run by the Satanic Freemason Illuminati.
FIFY
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Post by DWags on Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:08 pm

Wasnt he pretty much anti Semitic otpt? If not, I apologize to him and the board, but I thought he went overboard on some stuff. It was fun reading the back and forth with Nordic, however, just don’t cross a line.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:12 pm

DWags wrote:Wasnt he pretty much anti Semitic otpt?  If not, I apologize to him and the board, but I thought he went overboard on some stuff.  It was fun reading the back and forth with Nordic, however, just don’t cross a line.
The whole problem was that he was extremely anti Semitic
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Post by Nordic on Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:16 pm

DWags wrote:Wasnt he pretty much anti Semitic otpt?  If not, I apologize to him and the board, but I thought he went overboard on some stuff.  It was fun reading the back and forth with Nordic, however, just don’t cross a line.

Yeah he was fun for a while. But then his true colors started shinning through. Miami was the best at breaking apart his theories.
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Post by tGreenWay on Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:21 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
DWags wrote:Wasnt he pretty much anti Semitic otpt?  If not, I apologize to him and the board, but I thought he went overboard on some stuff.  It was fun reading the back and forth with Nordic, however, just don’t cross a line.
The whole problem was that he was extremely anti Semitic

Your posts are obviously under the control of the Satanic Freemason Illuminati. Antiperspirant loves Jews and mourned the loss of life at Sandy Hook.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:33 pm

I'm sorry.
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Post by tGreenWay on Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:37 pm

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Or fucking nasa Miami. Fuck nasa.
NASA and other world space agencies are supposedly just a division run by the Satanic Freemason Illuminati.

You can’t prove they aren’t.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:37 pm

DWags wrote:Wasnt he pretty much anti Semitic otpt? If not, I apologize to him and the board, but I thought he went overboard on some stuff. It was fun reading the back and forth with Nordic, however, just don’t cross a line.

Yep. He needed to be permabanned. I'd rather not be associated with an anti-Semite.
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Post by tGreenWay on Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:38 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:I'm sorry.

I humbly accept your apology.







Let’s pretend I don’t know why you are apologizing and tell me one more time.
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Post by MiamiSpartan on Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:39 pm

DWags wrote:Wasnt he pretty much anti Semitic otpt? If not, I apologize to him and the board, but I thought he went overboard on some stuff. It was fun reading the back and forth with Nordic, however, just don’t cross a line.
Well, he would say that Jews aren't semitic, but rather Khasar or something like that. Whatever technical anthropological term he wanted to use, he was anti-Jew, practically paraphrasing Mein Kampf at times. For a while he was just a flat earther and worth laughing at. But then to get more attention and rile people up, he started in on the whole Jews runnung everything conspiracy. That was after his Holocaust denial didn't get him enough attention. He was warned and continued.

By the end I think he was trying to get banned so that he could go to whatever conspiracy message board and brag about how the "truth" got him banned.
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Post by DWags on Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:47 pm

Nordic wrote:
DWags wrote:Wasnt he pretty much anti Semitic otpt?  If not, I apologize to him and the board, but I thought he went overboard on some stuff.  It was fun reading the back and forth with Nordic, however, just don’t cross a line.

Yeah he was fun for a while. But then his true colors started shinning through. Miami was the best at breaking apart his theories.

Yes. Miami was great. Fun reading the stuff.
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Post by DWags on Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:49 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
DWags wrote:Wasnt he pretty much anti Semitic otpt?  If not, I apologize to him and the board, but I thought he went overboard on some stuff.  It was fun reading the back and forth with Nordic, however, just don’t cross a line.
The whole problem was that he was extremely anti Semitic

Yeah, i recall he was but was trying to be nice about asking why someone would “miss” that. I know he meant the flat earth stuff but not the other stuff.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:59 pm

DWags wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
The whole problem was that he was extremely anti Semitic

Yeah, i recall he was but was trying to be nice about asking why someone would “miss” that. I know he meant the flat earth stuff but not the other stuff.  
Otpt misses the zaniness part and conveniently ignores the hating jews part. Or maybe that was while otpt wasn’t around or something I don’t remember exactly. Or maybe otpt hates Jews himself who knows
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