Bump on my anus. Hemmorhoids or am I gone?

Wiped tonight and felt a bump. I inspected it with my wife's finger and it's a smooth bump right on the wall about the size of a small blueberry. Kinda freaked out. It's a hemmorhoid, right?

Blister with pus and blood in it because your wife didn’t use enough lube on her strap-on.

Or it’s a toomah.

tGreenWay wrote:Blister with pus and blood in it because your wife didn’t use enough lube on her strap-on.

That's only on rough rider Fridays.

If it doesn't hurt, itch, and/or bleed...it's a toomah.

Boy if your wife is willing to stick a finger near your asshole, she's a keeper.

Death Roe wrote:Boy if your wife is willing to stick a finger near your asshole, she's a keeper.

IF she can only get near his asshole she must be pretty slow......

Keep poking at it with a pencil. That'll make it go away.

I keep reading the headline as we have to bump this when we have a lump on our anus.

That fucking picture resurfaces!

Today’s worthless piece of trivia: Preparation H used to use shark oil/cartilage. Nasty smell.

tGreenWay wrote:Today’s worthless piece of trivia: Preparation H used to use shark oil/cartilage. Nasty smell.

What part of the shark does it use today?

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Today’s worthless piece of trivia: Preparation H used to use shark oil/cartilage. Nasty smell.

What part of the shark does it use today?

I don’t know that they do. The stuff I bought recently doesn’t use any.

Now with MORE SHARK!!

goodbar wrote: Now with MORE SHARK!!

Left Shark, RIP (rest in poop).