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Bump when you are not getting laid

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Post by SPARTASOTAN 2014-06-09, 23:51

Enough said. Bump when you are not getting laid 3434560931 
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Post by tGreenWay 2014-06-10, 00:23

Bump.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2014-06-10, 00:32

The bump when getting laid thread would be a lot more interesting if people posted literally while getting laid.

And would probably lead to this thread getting bumped immediately after.
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Post by tGreenWay 2014-06-10, 00:46

Bump.
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Post by SPARTASOTAN 2014-06-14, 22:44

Bump
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2014-06-14, 22:58

The bump when getting laid thread was the lamest shit in the history of the internet. Getting laid is not hard. Until you are married with kids. Then it's hard.

So bump.
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Post by MJ 2014-06-14, 23:03

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:The bump when getting laid thread would be a lot more interesting if people posted literally while getting laid.


Would be even better if photo was included!
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Post by steveschneider 2014-06-14, 23:12

Going to make whoopie after this braves angels game.
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Post by The Lonely Stoner 2014-06-14, 23:17

Does Jill count?
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Post by DWags 2014-06-14, 23:46

By myself at my cottage. I'm confident it's nothing for me tonight. Unless my Dutch reformed neighbor is freaky.
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Post by Jethro Bodeen 2014-06-15, 12:55

Its my choice, so I don't feel bad.  Wink 
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Post by Blanch32 2014-06-16, 08:11

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:The bump when getting laid thread was the lamest shit in the history of the internet. Getting laid is not hard. Until you are married with kids. Then it's hard.

So bump.

Dude... Have you never been to s geekgate? Remember those peeps are the a listers....
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Post by AvgMSUJoe 2014-06-16, 09:13

So, I woke up today with an injured nut. Like it was kicked in the middle of the night. I seem to recall it may have happened before, but it must have been a while ago. Weird.

Regardless, Good chance no nookie tonight.

Also, the wife gave it up last night. So, ya know. The quota is filled.
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Post by Ben Seaver 2014-06-16, 10:20

AvgMSUJoe wrote:So, I woke up today with an injured nut. Like it was kicked in the middle of the night. I seem to recall it may have happened before, but it must have been a while ago. Weird.

Regardless, Good chance no nookie tonight.

Also, the wife gave it up last night. So, ya know. The quota is filled.

Watch out for that testicular torsion. You could lose a nut if left untreated  cyclops
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Post by All Your Base 2014-06-16, 16:35

I get laid pretty much every day, but I figured I'd just leave this here for those who aren't.

**Definitely not safe for work**

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Post by SPARTASOTAN 2014-06-19, 00:00

I may not be bumping this thread in a few minutes
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Post by DWags 2014-06-19, 00:11

SPARTASOTAN wrote:I may not be bumping this thread in a few minutes

What's he look like?
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Post by SPARTASOTAN 2014-06-19, 09:35

DWags wrote:

What's he look like?
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Post by Nommad2 2014-06-19, 09:41

You'd think this thread would be longer. A lot of you are lying.

Nothing here, cuz I'm married with 2 kids.
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