I love onions but don't like having onion breath.

I like some nice onions on a sandwich or a burger. Fantastic. What can I do to prevent onion breath and still get to eat fantastic onions.

Here's a video of a kid eating the shit out of a raw onion.

You could eat something else that has a powerful smell that masks the onion, if only I could think of what that could be....
Maybe this post will flush out some ideas for you.

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I like onions

Rocinante wrote:I like some nice onions on a sandwich or a burger. Fantastic. What can I do to prevent onion breath and still get to eat fantastic onions.

Here's a video of a kid eating the shit out of a raw onion.

Sack up and eat all you want. Worrying about your breath is less than manly.

Fascinating.

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Rocinante wrote:Everyone except OTPT is not contributing to this thread.

I refuse to speak with someone whose breath smells so bad.

Onions are awesome.

Connected with a woman on Match years ago. Spent hours on the phone with her before discovering she hated onions. Wouldn't eat or cook with them. Game over.

And that vid of the kid eating the onion. My UM daughter was about that age and loved lemons. She'd get that "this is sour" look on her face then continue eating them.

The Pantry wrote:Onions are awesome.

Connected with a woman on Match years ago. Spent hours on the phone with her before discovering she hated onions. Wouldn't eat or cook with them. Game over.

And that vid of the kid eating the onion. My UM daughter was about that age and loved lemons. She'd get that "this is sour" look on her face then continue eating them.

Damn, I miss eating raw onions. Love them on so many things, but my stomach can’t take them anymore. At least I still have cooked onions, but it’s not the same.

tGreenWay wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Onions are awesome.

Connected with a woman on Match years ago. Spent hours on the phone with her before discovering she hated onions. Wouldn't eat or cook with them. Game over.

And that vid of the kid eating the onion. My UM daughter was about that age and loved lemons. She'd get that "this is sour" look on her face then continue eating them.

Damn, I miss eating raw onions. Love them on so many things, but my stomach can’t take them anymore. At least I still have cooked onions, but it’s not the same.

That sucks. You okay with raw garlic?

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The Pantry wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Damn, I miss eating raw onions. Love them on so many things, but my stomach can’t take them anymore. At least I still have cooked onions, but it’s not the same.

That sucks. You okay with raw garlic?

Thankfully, yes. Damn, that would suck if garlic joined onions as a no no. Why eat at all?

love me some green onions. chopped up in stuff, or straight - right from the shoot down to the stalk. zero fucks given about how my breath smells after a green onion eating session.

goodbar wrote:love me some green onions. chopped up in stuff, or straight - right from the shoot down to the stalk. zero fucks given about how my breath smells after a green onion eating session.

Green onions and a little salt is a treat.

An effective antidote to onion breath is eating approximately 4 ounces of blue cheese.

https://www.healthline.com/health/get-rid-of-garlic-onion-breath#4

goodbar wrote:love me some green onions. chopped up in stuff, or straight - right from the shoot down to the stalk. zero fucks given about how my breath smells after a green onion eating session.

I like to shove the stalk straight up my nose until it makes its way down my gullet. That way, I can smell it and taste it but I never have to eat it. It’s lasts as long as I want to keep it in there, or until Mrs. GreenWay says I look stupid and to take it out before sexy time.

tGreenWay wrote:

goodbar wrote:love me some green onions. chopped up in stuff, or straight - right from the shoot down to the stalk. zero fucks given about how my breath smells after a green onion eating session.

I like to shove the stalk straight up my nose until it makes its way down my gullet. That way, I can smell it and taste it but I never have to eat it. It’s lasts as long as I want to keep it in there, or until Mrs. GreenWay says I look stupid and to take it out before sexy time.

Wait, someone isn't immediately turned on by the sight of green onions up one's nostrils? What kind of woman is Ms Greenway?

I said fuck it today and put a shit ton of onions on my sandwich. It was so good.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

I like to shove the stalk straight up my nose until it makes its way down my gullet. That way, I can smell it and taste it but I never have to eat it. It’s lasts as long as I want to keep it in there, or until Mrs. GreenWay says I look stupid and to take it out before sexy time.

Wait, someone isn't immediately turned on by the sight of green onions up one's nostrils? What kind of woman is Ms Greenway?

She’s a philistine.

Just ate at Blaze on Grand River. Grabbed a one topping pizza with only red onions.

:)

Floyd Robertson wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

I like to shove the stalk straight up my nose until it makes its way down my gullet. That way, I can smell it and taste it but I never have to eat it. It’s lasts as long as I want to keep it in there, or until Mrs. GreenWay says I look stupid and to take it out before sexy time.

Wait, someone isn't immediately turned on by the sight of green onions up one's nostrils? What kind of woman is Ms Greenway?

I’ve even pointed out to her that if she buried my head in early spring, I’d sprout blossoms by June. Still not buying it.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:Just ate at Blaze on Grand River. Grabbed a one topping pizza with only red onions.

:)

Haven’t been there, but I did try the Blaze in Frandor. Like a lot of college town pizza places, it's sustenance, but that’s about it.
Did you see the competition, Lotta/Lotsa Pizza, has already closed it's doors? That thing didn’t last even a year.

tGreenWay, I love onions but if I eat too many they eff with my stomach. I also love garlic and just loaded up my pizza with some. According to Bob, in another thread, I'm supposed to be on my way to your house. I hope you don't mind garlic breath...and a complete stranger...

tGreenWay wrote:

The Pantry wrote:That sucks. You okay with raw garlic?

Thankfully, yes. Damn, that would suck if garlic joined onions as a no no. Why eat at all?

At least you still got the garlic

The raw onion thing seems odd. How long has that been going on?

tGreenWay wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:Just ate at Blaze on Grand River. Grabbed a one topping pizza with only red onions.

:)

Haven’t been there, but I did try the Blaze in Frandor. Like a lot of college town pizza places, it's sustenance, but that’s about it.
Did you see the competition, Lotta/Lotsa Pizza, has already closed it's doors? That thing didn’t last even a year.

Lotsa blamed it on the parking situation with the City Centre project. Sure, it sucks - but they were struggling already.

Been to the new Charlie Kang location? They needed an update something fierce. It's nice in there.