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Post by Spartan Pride 2014-04-21, 11:47

I know most people have the opposite problem but this girl will just not STFU in the sack. Constant moaning and then I'm ready to get off and her eyes get big and she starts talking about how she forgot to call her aunt who is in the hospital because her sphincter doesnt close quickly enough. It's distracting. How can I politely tell her to tone it down?
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Post by Giant Moose 2014-04-21, 11:48

She's pretty quiet and submissive with me.  My lady is too vocal in bed 2599972566 
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Post by goodbar 2014-04-21, 11:49

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Post by Motown Spartan 2014-04-21, 11:52

More ether.
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Post by Dendrobates 2014-04-21, 11:52

I don't think there's any easy solution to that except telling her nicely. But who the **** suddenly talks about random shit like that in the middle of sex? Sounds like she's just faking it the entire time just wanting you to hurry up and finish.
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Post by Heat Miser 2014-04-21, 12:07

Dendrobates wrote:I don't think there's any easy solution to that except telling her nicely. But who the **** suddenly talks about random shit like that in the middle of sex? Sounds like she's just faking it the entire time just wanting you to hurry up and finish.

You should change your avatar. queen 
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Post by TrueGreenSpartan 2014-04-21, 12:09

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Giant Moose wrote:She's pretty quiet and submissive with me.  My lady is too vocal in bed 2599972566 
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Post by AMwood 2014-04-21, 12:10

have you tried putting your finger in her butt hole?
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Post by Heat Miser 2014-04-21, 12:12

AMwood wrote:have you tried putting your finger in her butt hole?

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Post by Dendrobates 2014-04-21, 12:15

Heat Miser wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:I don't think there's any easy solution to that except telling her nicely. But who the **** suddenly talks about random shit like that in the middle of sex? Sounds like she's just faking it the entire time just wanting you to hurry up and finish.

You should change your avatar. queen 

What should I change it to? I can't now,but when I'm home for work, I will add something.
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Post by The Pantry 2014-04-21, 12:19

Spartan Pride wrote:I know most people have the opposite problem but this girl will just not STFU in the sack. Constant moaning and then I'm ready to get off and her eyes get big and she starts talking about how she forgot to call her aunt who is in the hospital because her sphincter doesnt close quickly enough. It's distracting. How can I politely tell her to tone it down?
Perhaps you have your crank in the wrong orifice  My lady is too vocal in bed 2599972566 
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2014-04-21, 15:56

Its been so long I honestly can't remember if my wife is noisy or not...............
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Post by Dendrobates 2014-04-21, 16:01

LoneWolfSparty wrote:Its been so long I honestly can't remember if my wife is noisy or not...............

:console: I guess you're doing a lot of this huh?  My lady is too vocal in bed 3434560931 
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2014-04-21, 16:01

Dendrobates wrote:
LoneWolfSparty wrote:Its been so long I honestly can't remember if my wife is noisy or not...............

:console: I guess you're doing a lot of this huh?  My lady is too vocal in bed 3434560931 

Absolutely not! No way!  Embarassed 
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Post by Cosmo_Kramer 2014-04-21, 16:04

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Post by tGreenWay 2014-04-21, 16:10

Asking him to tuck it between his legs doesn't mean you get to call him a lady.
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Post by Rocinante 2014-04-21, 16:39

AMwood wrote:have you tried putting your finger in her butt hole?

That's like the orgasm button for my lady.  Whenever your ready to go, just pop a finger in there and she's off and running.  It's actually pretty hilarious because she would never admit it, but it's true.   My lady is too vocal in bed 3557613862
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Post by Guest 2015-05-30, 10:51

Spartan Pride wrote:I know most people have the opposite problem but this girl will just not STFU in the sack. Constant moaning and then I'm ready to get off and her eyes get big and she starts talking about how she forgot to call her aunt who is in the hospital because her sphincter doesnt close quickly enough. It's distracting. How can I politely tell her to tone it down?

Did things ever get worked out here?
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2015-05-30, 10:53

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Post by CheesySpartan 2015-05-30, 11:28

LooseGoose wrote:
Spartan Pride wrote:I know most people have the opposite problem but this girl will just not STFU in the sack. Constant moaning and then I'm ready to get off and her eyes get big and she starts talking about how she forgot to call her aunt who is in the hospital because her sphincter doesnt close quickly enough. It's distracting. How can I politely tell her to tone it down?

Did things ever get worked out here?

I've always kind of been disappointed there wasn't more about the aunt and her sphincter...
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Post by Jake from State Farm 2015-05-30, 12:39

CheesySpartan wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

Did things ever get worked out here?


I've always kind of been disappointed there wasn't more about the aunt and her sphincter...

I'm still disappointed that aren't any pics of at least the aunt, the gf would be nice too or even both of them together, the OP is from Kentucky isn't he?
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Post by Gomer 2015-05-30, 14:05

I dunno. If her sphincter closes too quick it could rip your dick off. Just sayin'.
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Post by Rocinante 2015-05-30, 15:35

LoneWolfSparty wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

:console: I guess you're doing a lot of this huh?  My lady is too vocal in bed 3434560931 

Absolutely not! No way!  Embarassed 

Why the heck not? I get almost enough sex and I still whack it at least 3 times a week. Ideally every day but, y'know responsibility and all.
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Post by Ass Dan 2015-05-30, 16:47

Gomer wrote:I dunno. If her sphincter closes too quick it could rip your dick off. Just sayin'.

That is a chance I'd be willing to take
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Post by Guest 2015-06-01, 16:10

Still waiting for the official update on this situation from the OP.
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Post by xsanguine 2015-06-01, 18:25

Cosmo_Kramer wrote:muzzle

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Post by CORNER BLITZ 2015-06-01, 20:41

Spartan Pride... your girlfriend...woof

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3105916/Woman-jailed-two-weeks-having-sex-loudly-upset-neighbours.html
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Post by AMwood 2015-06-01, 20:43

She has tits, right? You just have to deal with it. Unless, of course, you want to fuck your buddies.
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Post by Blanch32 2015-06-02, 07:58

AMwood wrote:She has tits, right? You just have to deal with it. Unless, of course, you want to fuck your buddies.

Sincerely,

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Post by Blanch32 2015-06-02, 08:01

Fwiw, I dated a chick that was like this. Had to break up with her when I moved into a duplex with chicks. No way would have they been cool with it.

She was a librarian of all things too
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Post by Guest 2015-06-07, 10:49

Bump, while waiting for an official update.
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Post by Ass Dan 2015-06-07, 11:02

Blanch32 wrote:Fwiw, I dated a chick that was like this. Had to break up with her when I moved into a duplex with chicks. No way would have they been cool with it.

She was a librarian of all things too

I suspect she was shouting "no" and "help" a lot.
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Post by Guest 2015-06-10, 10:58

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Post by tTito 2015-06-10, 11:04

Ass Dan wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:Fwiw, I dated a chick that was like this. Had to break up with her when I moved into a duplex with chicks. No way would have they been cool with it.

She was a librarian of all things too

I suspect she was shouting "no" and "help" a lot.

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Post by Floyd Robertson 2015-06-10, 11:18

According the stats Spartan Pride's latest post = Sun 21 Sep 2014 - 9:55

Somebody might have to go fishing on TOS and drag him back here for an answer.

ps: cull him from Geronte.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2015-06-10, 11:31

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Post by Guest 2015-06-15, 04:10

Pride needs to answer this sooner or later.
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