A guy on a plane wouldn’t stop farting, causing a fight and forced an emergency landing

Well played.

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/17/passenger-drops-farts-so-putrid-pilot-is-forced-to-make-emergency-landing-7320242/

Goose, you'll never get laid doing that shit

DWags wrote:Goose, you'll never get laid doing that shit

I can’t begin to imagine how deadly Goose’s raw milk and weed farts must be.

tGreenWay wrote:

DWags wrote:Goose, you'll never get laid doing that shit

I can’t begin to imagine how deadly Goose’s raw milk and weed farts must be.

One wiff and you'd be full and high.

DWags wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

I can’t begin to imagine how deadly Goose’s raw milk and weed farts must be.

One wiff and you'd be full and high.

Not worth it because it’s still a Goose fart. I’d opt to hold my breath until I passed out.

This thread delivers.

It’s a Holland-based discount airline and was heading into Amsterdam. All those farts turned the plane into a flying Dutch oven.

Further proof how dangerous gas tubes can be.

tGreenWay wrote:It’s a Holland-based discount airline and was heading into Amsterdam. All those farts turned the plane into a flying Dutch oven.

lol!!!

They should have just dropped those oxygen masks and continued on with the flight!

tGreenWay wrote:

DWags wrote:Goose, you'll never get laid doing that shit

I can’t begin to imagine how deadly Goose’s raw milk and weed farts must be.

Especially since I've been on a cabbage centric meal plan lately.

More unruly passengers.

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Turtleneck wrote:More unruly passengers.

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Being a bad boy, I’d probably get labeled unruly. Of course, with Turtleneck being a goody two shoes, he’s probably very ruly.

The best way to save the government money on Covid testing is to do the ol Dutch oven to your spouse. Fart in the sheets, pull them up over her head, hold them over her head for a bit. if she can smell it, she's covid negative. If she can't, she's got the covid. Dwags testing method.

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:More unruly passengers.

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Being a bad boy, I’d probably get labeled unruly. Of course, with Turtleneck being a goody two shoes, he’s probably very ruly.

I can see you acting like this guy on a plane.

https://www.facebook.com/1512456550/posts/10226219125533893/

I want to post on whatever message board he posts on.

When I was younger I was able to ground a MAC(military airlift command) C141 because I overflowed the shitter. My dad was very, very proud. We got to spend a few extra hours in Pago Pago.

pulling69 wrote:When I was younger I was able to ground a MAC(military airlift command) C141 because I overflowed the shitter. My dad was very, very proud. We got to spend a few extra hours in Pago Pago.

huh... sounds like a story I would hear at a bar and not believe.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:

pulling69 wrote:When I was younger I was able to ground a MAC(military airlift command) C141 because I overflowed the shitter. My dad was very, very proud. We got to spend a few extra hours in Pago Pago.

huh... sounds like a story I would hear at a bar and not believe.

Well this one was true, we were flying from HNL to Auckland. Original flight was delayed 3 hours because the autopilot was broken. I clogged the toiled with puke not deuce. When we landed in Pago Pago for the fuel stop they had to replace the toilet which was done by removing the old one and sliding in a new one with a forklift. The flight crew was awesome and I was able to spend a lot of hours riding in the cockpit jump seat just observing. Our in flight entertainment was a large map of our route that was tacked to a wooden cargo crate that the navigator updated every 30 minutes with our position.

aualum06 wrote:https://www.facebook.com/1512456550/posts/10226219125533893/

That is awesome. That man deserves a huge raise

aualum06 wrote:https://www.facebook.com/1512456550/posts/10226219125533893/

This might be my favorite sound bite ever.