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Post by MattyFresh 2018-03-15, 22:00

Heres a riddle...

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space.
I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.


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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2018-03-15, 22:02

Mark Dantonio.
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Post by DWags 2018-03-15, 22:11

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2018-03-15, 22:19

MattyFresh wrote:Heres a riddle...

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space.
I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.
Travis is the answer
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Post by MattyFresh 2018-03-16, 06:31

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Mark Dantonio.

Hey there Jimmy!!! Welcome to tSwill Tenor
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2018-03-16, 07:59

MattyFresh wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Mark Dantonio.

Hey there Jimmy!!! Welcome to tSwill Tenor

Hey there Jimmy!!! Welcome to tSwill Giphy
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Post by NigelUno 2018-03-16, 09:48

Jimmy has no friends yet.
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Post by Guest 2018-03-16, 09:55

NigelUno wrote:Jimmy has no friends yet.

Maybe he'll be your 1st.
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Post by tGreenWay 2018-03-16, 09:57

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Post by NigelUno 2018-03-16, 10:11

LooseGoose wrote:
NigelUno wrote:Jimmy has no friends yet.

Maybe he'll be your 1st.

I am very fine people.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2018-03-16, 10:19

Jimmy can eat a phat dick as far as I'm concerned
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Post by Floyd Robertson 2018-03-16, 10:21

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Jimmy can eat a phat dick as far as I'm concerned

How 'bout a whole bag of them?
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Post by Dr. Strangelove 2018-03-16, 12:42

Floyd Robertson wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Jimmy can eat a phat dick as far as I'm concerned

How 'bout a whole bag of them?


That's Dan Dakich's job
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2018-03-16, 12:45

Jimmy do you like freshly washed buttocks?
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Post by tGreenWay 2018-03-16, 19:00

Matty Fresh, did I win? More importantly, how much did I win?
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Post by MattyFresh 2018-03-16, 19:01

tGreenWay wrote:Matty Fresh, did I win? More importantly, how much did I win?

yes, all of it
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Post by tGreenWay 2018-03-16, 19:02

MattyFresh wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Matty Fresh, did I win? More importantly, how much did I win?

yes, all of it

Mine! All mine! Hey there Jimmy!!! Welcome to tSwill 2275418548
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Post by MattyFresh 2018-03-16, 19:03

tGreenWay wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:

yes, all of it

Mine! All mine! Hey there Jimmy!!! Welcome to tSwill 2275418548

2,4 or 55?

https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO?th=1

Hey there Jimmy!!! Welcome to tSwill 61g0qZQxQtL._SY679_
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Post by Floyd Robertson 2018-03-16, 19:05

Dr. Strangelove wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

How 'bout a whole bag of them?


That's Dan Dakich's job

In hindsight, this is the only correct answer.
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Post by tGreenWay 2018-03-16, 19:09

MattyFresh wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Mine! All mine! Hey there Jimmy!!! Welcome to tSwill 2275418548

2,4 or 55?

https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO?th=1

Hey there Jimmy!!! Welcome to tSwill 61g0qZQxQtL._SY679_

Oh, 55, obviously. That will allow me to keep gettin busy Hey there Jimmy!!! Welcome to tSwill 3557613862 while protecting my homestead. Anyone coming at me with evil in their heart will see the vat and immediately remember what happened to Alan Ruck, RIP. Hey there Jimmy!!! Welcome to tSwill 3836498553
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Post by Death Roe 2018-03-16, 19:56

Hi Jimmy, can we see your genitals?
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Post by Rocinante 2018-03-16, 20:17

Hi Jimmy. Do you want to see my genitals?
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Post by tGreenWay 2018-03-16, 21:18

Hey Jimmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2018-03-16, 21:40

Jimmy if it's ok with you I would really like to delicately spread some shaving cream on your genitals....in thin layers, of course....and then gently hold your soft penis in my hands while I shave your balls. My hands are very well groomed. They are soft - I use lotion often. It will feel good, I promise. Shoot me a PM and let me know.
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Post by Da Mayor 2018-03-16, 21:54

tGreenWay wrote:Hey Jimmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Played.
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Post by Death Roe 2018-03-16, 22:17

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Jimmy if it's ok with you I would really like to delicately spread some shaving cream on your genitals....in thin layers, of course....and then gently hold your soft penis in my hands while I shave your balls. My hands are very well groomed. They are soft - I use lotion often. It will feel good, I promise. Shoot me a PM and let me know.

Keep going
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Post by tGreenWay 2018-03-16, 22:52

Da Mayor wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Hey Jimmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Played.

Your posts are every bit as boring as they ever were. No creativity. Zero. But keep trying to slurp gHost’s balls, sycophant.
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Post by MattyFresh 2018-03-16, 22:54

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Jimmy if it's ok with you I would really like to delicately spread some shaving cream on your genitals....in thin layers, of course....and then gently hold your soft penis in my hands while I shave your balls. My hands are very well groomed. They are soft - I use lotion often. It will feel good, I promise. Shoot me a PM and let me know.

not jimmy but...pm sent
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Post by Da Mayor 2018-03-16, 22:58

tGreenWay wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

Played.

Your posts are every bit as boring as they ever were. No creativity. Zero. But keep trying to slurp gHost’s balls, sycophant.

You have network sitcom-level humor.
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Post by MattyFresh 2018-03-16, 22:59

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Oh, 55, obviously. That will allow me to keep gettin busy Hey there Jimmy!!! Welcome to tSwill 3557613862 while protecting my homestead. Anyone coming at me with evil in their heart will see the vat and immediately remember what happened to Alan Ruck, RIP. Hey there Jimmy!!! Welcome to tSwill 3836498553

RIP in peace


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Post by tGreenWay 2018-03-16, 22:59

Da Mayor wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Your posts are every bit as boring as they ever were. No creativity. Zero. But keep trying to slurp gHost’s balls, sycophant.

You have network sitcom-level humor.

Da Toady.
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Post by Guest 2018-03-16, 23:20

MattyFresh wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Jimmy if it's ok with you I would really like to delicately spread some shaving cream on your genitals....in thin layers, of course....and then gently hold your soft penis in my hands while I shave your balls. My hands are very well groomed. They are soft - I use lotion often. It will feel good, I promise. Shoot me a PM and let me know.


not jimmy but...pm sent

Oh my
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Post by Code_Warrior 2018-03-16, 23:35

What the fuck is all this jimmy shit? Aw fuck it. Who cares.
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Post by MattyFresh 2018-03-16, 23:37

Code_Warrior wrote:What the fuck is all this jimmy shit? Aw fuck it. Who cares.

User 777 bro

https://spartanswill.forumotion.com/u777
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Post by Code_Warrior 2018-03-16, 23:41

MattyFresh wrote:
Code_Warrior wrote:What the fuck is all this jimmy shit? Aw fuck it. Who cares.

User 777 bro

https://spartanswill.forumotion.com/u777
Thanks. Now that I know, fuck that guy. Fuck it's hard to type on mobile when you're fucked up and your wife is driving on pothole infested roads.
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