Funniest thing happened in the gym parking lot today
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Funniest thing happened in the gym parking lot today
So there’s this guy I met in the sauna a week ago who’s 5’5 and has a face that looks like it got run over by a train. He claims to be half Cherokee. Anywho, this guys face red as fuck and displays all the symptoms of steroid use. Huge fucking dude. Too big to be natural
So I was outside in my car enjoying my preliminary gym cigarette and this guy starts lurking around the car next to me. He’s on his phone talking to someone and he starts slowing down to put away his gym bag. He turns around and shouts, “PUT OUT YOUR FUCKING CIGARETTE.....NOW!
My fight or flight response kicks in for a second and I calmly say, “I’m sorry bro, I didn’t know it was illegal to smoke a cigarette....”
he stumbles for a second and gets back on the phone “I’m sorry you were saying?” He puts his gym bag on the one side then gets into his car.
I continued to finish my cigarette and he started his car and left
The nerve of some people
So I was outside in my car enjoying my preliminary gym cigarette and this guy starts lurking around the car next to me. He’s on his phone talking to someone and he starts slowing down to put away his gym bag. He turns around and shouts, “PUT OUT YOUR FUCKING CIGARETTE.....NOW!
My fight or flight response kicks in for a second and I calmly say, “I’m sorry bro, I didn’t know it was illegal to smoke a cigarette....”
he stumbles for a second and gets back on the phone “I’m sorry you were saying?” He puts his gym bag on the one side then gets into his car.
I continued to finish my cigarette and he started his car and left
The nerve of some people
Bill Cain- Pet Troll
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Re: Funniest thing happened in the gym parking lot today
Was he driving a Cherokee? Because that's the only funny I can potentially draw out of this story.
kingstonlake- Geronte
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Re: Funniest thing happened in the gym parking lot today
You’re here a lot now.
tGreenWay- Geronte
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Re: Funniest thing happened in the gym parking lot today
Bummer, he’s gonna try too hard now isn’t he. What ever. Watch the language and do what you need to do.
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Re: Funniest thing happened in the gym parking lot today
Why doesn’t he just post using his TempeTantrum account? Or did he have that deleted?
tGreenWay- Geronte
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Re: Funniest thing happened in the gym parking lot today
That was an amazing story!!!
Death Roe- Geronte
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Re: Funniest thing happened in the gym parking lot today
Said no one ever. Eat shit!!!
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tGreenWay- Geronte
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Re: Funniest thing happened in the gym parking lot today
DWags wrote:Bummer, he’s gonna try too hard now isn’t he. What ever. Watch the language and do what you need to do.
And the racism.
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Re: Funniest thing happened in the gym parking lot today
rlly makes u think...
goodbar- Geronte
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Re: Funniest thing happened in the gym parking lot today
Nobody makes me think.
tGreenWay- Geronte
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Re: Funniest thing happened in the gym parking lot today
tGreenWay wrote:Nobody makes me think.
That's pretty apparent.
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Re: Funniest thing happened in the gym parking lot today
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:tGreenWay wrote:Nobody makes me think.
That's pretty apparent.
I hope he thinks about that for a while.
goodbar- Geronte
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Re: Funniest thing happened in the gym parking lot today
What was your interaction with this guy like in the sauna?
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Re: Funniest thing happened in the gym parking lot today
steveschneider wrote:What was your interaction with this guy like in the sauna?
I'm sure it was hot & steamy.
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Re: Funniest thing happened in the gym parking lot today
Okay, I’m done thinking for today.
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