Damnit, Bob, keep your pecker in your pants

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Advisory:

ELPD Investigating Report of Indecent Exposure

EAST LANSING, Mich. — The East Lansing Police Department (ELPD) is currently investigating a case of indecent exposure that occurred today, June 25 in an East Lansing neighborhood.
At approximately 2:30 p.m., ELPD received a call from a community member reporting that an individual had exposed himself to people walking down the sidewalk near the 1400 block of Old Mill Road. The suspect is described as a 28- to 32-year-old white male with shoulder length brown hair and "scruffy" facial hair. The suspect was driving a black four-door sedan.

Anyone with information that will assist ELPD in identifying the suspect in this case is encouraged to call (517) 351-4220.

Let’s not forget that Bob has previously said he paints a false picture of himself on this board. As an admitted liar, we cannot dismiss Bob as the pervy perp wanted by our local law.

To answer DWags question about how long do we think Bob has been doing this, I’ll only suggest this is not something that someone just starts out of the blue at Bob’s age, so imma say a long, long time.

A long, long, long time.

I watched the whole thing the first time. but still half of it this time.