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EPA employees told to stop shitting in the hall

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Article EPA employees told to stop shitting in the hall

Post by Dr. Strangelove 2014-06-25, 19:24

Who shits in the hall? Seriously?

http://www.govexec.com/federal-news/fedblog/2014/06/epa-employees-told-stop-pooping-hallway/87223/

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2014-06-25, 19:26

Puppies do.
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Post by Floyd Robertson 2014-06-25, 19:29

My guess is the pooping takes place elsewhere and the matter is relocated for public display.
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Post by WBill 2014-06-25, 19:30

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Post by I.B. Fine 2014-06-25, 21:24

"Confounded by what to make of this occurrence, EPA management “consulted” with workplace violence “national expert” John Nicoletti, who said that hallway feces is in fact a health and safety risk"

Wonder how much the consultant was paid for that nugget of information?
Did anyone ask if they've had any employees on the playgrounds of Detroit recently?
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Post by The Pantry 2014-06-25, 21:31

If I had a guaranteed pension, I would upper-deck every shitter and crap in every government hallway I walked through
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2014-06-25, 21:52

It's like the Katrina refugees in the Astrodome.
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Post by Rodeo Burger 2014-06-25, 23:30

I have to admit, I want to meet the guy who gave himself unlimited vacation time by claiming that he was called away for CIA duty. He has a certain swagger to him. I'd buy him a beer.
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Post by y2kMgrad 2014-06-25, 23:31

You can't make this shit up.
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2014-06-26, 06:30

Gob Bluth will now claim there is research showing a correlation to under paid government employees and dropping deuces in the hallway.
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Post by Dr. Strangelove 2014-06-26, 07:00

Rodeo Burger wrote:I have to admit, I want to meet the guy who gave himself unlimited vacation time by claiming that he was called away for CIA duty. He has a certain swagger to him. I'd buy him a beer.

He could use it - had to pay it all back and then some and he should be getting out of prison in few years.



http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/12/18/epa-fraudster-sentenced-for-outrageous-cia-scam/
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Post by CheesySpartan 2014-06-26, 07:26

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2014-06-26, 09:57

LoneWolfSparty wrote:It's like the Katrina refugees in the Astrodome.
Yeah. It's exactly like that.

I mean, the only similarity is that people pooped somewhere other than a toilet. But no, it's exactly like that.

I'm sorry, I lied, this is actually the worst analogy I have ever seen in my life. And the Superdome is in New Orleans. The Astrodome was in Houston.
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Post by SeeRockCity 2014-06-26, 10:00

I mean, this is not Calcutta people, seriously.
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