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Post by Guest Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:35 am

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Eminem’s Daughter Hailie Scott Is Going To Michigan State University http://pitnb.com/TBidVo #CelebKids #CelebPersonalPhotosVideos

Would bang if I was 20 again.

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Post by Robert J Sakimano Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:37 am

straight up, yo.

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Post by goodbar Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:38 am

werd to big bird, y'all.
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Post by Jake from State Farm Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:39 am

Is that on a par to Madonna's daughter going to scUM?

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Post by Floyd Robertson Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:41 am

u of m got a commitment from Lourdes (Madonna's daughter), earlier this week.

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The MSU commitment has  Like a Star @ heavenLike a Star @ heavenLike a Star @ heavenLike a Star @ heaven  and the u of m commitment only has a Like a Star @ heavenLike a Star @ heavenLike a Star @ heaven rating.

edit, slightly beaten to the punch by the khaki man.
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Post by EdMartinsLoan Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:42 am

Makes sense. It's north of 8 Mile.
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Post by Phil McCrackin Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:42 am

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted. One moment. Would you capture it or just let it slip?

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Post by goodbar Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:42 am

somebody needs to take a weed wacker to them eyebrows. back! back I say!
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Post by Giant Moose Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:43 am

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Post by Turtleneck Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:44 am

Did he end up killing her mother like he plans to do in every song?
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Post by xsanguine Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:44 am

goodbar wrote:somebody needs to take a weed wacker to them eyebrows. back! back I say!

I bet she makes quick work of several Bic's on lady parts grooming day
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Post by goodbar Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:45 am

Turtleneck wrote:Did he end up killing her mother like he plans to do in every song?

Seriously. its like, either do this thing or shut the **** up about it.
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Post by Cym Jim Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:53 am

They forgot about Drew Neitzel.
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Post by MasonGuy Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:54 am

I like how this is playing out. Doesn't Kid Rock have any youngsters that are ready for college? Or how about the Verve Pipe guys?
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Post by Giant Moose Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:55 am

MasonGuy wrote:I like how this is playing out.  Doesn't Kid Rock have any youngsters that are ready for college?  Or how about the Verve Pipe guys?
I think Kid Rock's kid is going to a U.P. school (probably Michigan Tech) where he can sing "Sweet Home Escanaba" all summer long.
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Post by tGreenWay Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:55 am

goodbar wrote:somebody needs to take a weed wacker to them eyebrows. back! back I say!

She's growing them out to use as a privacy hedge from all of the gawkers and paparazzi.
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Post by Herbie Green Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:22 am

Turtleneck wrote:Did he end up killing her mother like he plans to do in every song?

He actually apologized for all that with his recent song "Headlights". The video wadwas released on Mother's Day.
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Post by Turtleneck Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:30 am

Herbie Green wrote:

He actually apologized for all that with his recent song "Headlights".  The video wadwas released on Mother's Day.

So now all his new songs will be about remorse for threatening to kill his wife in all his previous songs?


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Post by Robert J Sakimano Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:31 am

Turtleneck wrote:

So now all his songs will about remorse for threatening to kill his wife in all his previous songs?
yep - and he's going to release one song every Mother's Day..
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Post by Cym Jim Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:37 am

Herbie Green wrote:

He actually apologized for all that with his recent song "Headlights".  The video wadwas released on Mother's Day.
So moving . . .



I'm sorry I said I was gonna murder you all,
I was caught in the headlights, that is all.
Bitch I hope you'll forgive me for being a disgrace,
But if you don't I'll stab you in the fucking face.
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Post by Izzo Court Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:38 am

Her palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on her sweater already, mom's spaghetti
She's drunk as hell, but on the surface she looks calm and ready to drop Irish car bombs,
But she keeps on forgetting what dorm she's in,
The ELPD siren gets so loud
She opens her mouth, but the words won't come out
She's cuffed now, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, MIP brah.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:47 am

Cym Jim wrote:
So moving . . .



I'm sorry I said I was gonna murder you all,
I was caught in the headlights, that is all.
Bitch I hope you'll forgive me for being a disgrace,
But if you don't I'll stab you in the fucking face.
wow.. that guy is one smooth operator with the lady folk..
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Post by Giant Moose Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:51 am

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
wow.. that guy is one smooth operator with the lady folk..
They all can't be as good as this:

I've been working real hard, trying to get my hands clean,
Tonight we'll drive that dusty road from Monroe to Angeline,
To buy you a gold ring and pretty dress of blue,
Baby just one kiss will get these things for you,
A kiss to seal our fate tonight,
A kiss to prove it all night.

[Chorus]

Prove it all night,
Girl there's nothing else that we can do,
So prove it all night, prove it all night,
And girl I'll prove it all night for you.

Everybody's got a hunger, a hunger they can't resist,
There's so much that you want, you deserve much more than this,
But if dreams came true, oh, wouldn't that be nice,
But this ain't no dream we're living through tonight,
Girl, you want it, you take it, you pay the price.
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Post by Turtleneck Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:52 am

"Though far be it from you to be calm, our house was Vietnam
Desert Storm and both of us put together can form an atomic bomb equivalent to Chemical warfare"

I do not think he understands weapons of mass destruction all that well.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:54 am

Giant Moose wrote:
They all can't be as good as this:

I've been working real hard, trying to get my hands clean,
Tonight we'll drive that dusty road from Monroe to Angeline,
To buy you a gold ring and pretty dress of blue,
Baby just one kiss will get these things for you,
A kiss to seal our fate tonight,
A kiss to prove it all night.

[Chorus]

Prove it all night,
Girl there's nothing else that we can do,
So prove it all night, prove it all night,
And girl I'll prove it all night for you.

Everybody's got a hunger, a hunger they can't resist,
There's so much that you want, you deserve much more than this,
But if dreams came true, oh, wouldn't that be nice,
But this ain't no dream we're living through tonight,
Girl, you want it, you take it, you pay the price.
nice..

I prefer the jaded romanticism associated with Racing in the Street, though..
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Post by goodbar Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:57 am

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
wow.. that guy is one smooth operator with the lady folk..

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Post by Giant Moose Fri Jun 27, 2014 12:02 pm

goodbar wrote:

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Post by Herbie Green Fri Jun 27, 2014 1:04 pm

From the Onion:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/eminem-terrified-as-daughter-begins-dating-man-rai,32989/
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Post by Hut1hut2 Fri Jun 27, 2014 1:13 pm

LooseGoose wrote:pitnb ‏@pitnb 21h

Eminem’s Daughter Hailie Scott Is Going To Michigan State University http://pitnb.com/TBidVo #CelebKids #CelebPersonalPhotosVideos

Would bang if I was 20 again.

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Yeah, because you could bang anything at 20.
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