Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-08-31, 15:12

there once was a guy from Mio
who would often bake a pie-o
he enjoyed watching the news
he loved the red, white and blue
he was a rather high strung guy-o

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-01, 10:40

Mio gets angered when black people loot
they don't mind, though, when white people shoot
black kids in the back
in a cowardly attack
government power is absolute

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-01, 12:46

there once was a man at tSwill
who read my poems to fulfill
a sense of curiosity
it's an emotional atrocity
I'd rather read a congressional bill

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-01, 12:57

there are people on a dark plane
controlling the Biden campaign
while back in lovely Mio
to summer they wave goodbye-o
Obama's middle name is "Hussein"

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-01, 13:02

don't trust that the grass is always greener
but Mio folks have a pleasant demeanor
they smile and they wave
all the children behave
the Rose Bowl is in Pasadener

by **Cameron** 2020-09-01, 13:03

Giving me enough rope to hang myself. Shrewd.

by **steveschneider** 2020-09-01, 13:06

Let's all exhale and relax.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-01, 13:09

Cameron wrote:Giving me enough rope to hang myself. Shrewd.

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I get bored and I enjoy saying "hello" to Guest.. I know he's reading.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-01, 13:09

steveschneider wrote:Let's all exhale and relax.

I've read better attempts at poetry.

by **Rocinante** 2020-09-01, 13:36

Mio patriots are proud and they’re true
They say Covid is like a mild flu
If Trump likes to get pissed on
Well, it is what it is, Don
I really don’t care. Do you?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-01, 13:42

Rocinante wrote:Mio patriots are proud and they’re true
They say Covid is like a mild flu
If Trump likes to get pissed on
Well, it is what it is, Don
I really don’t care. Do you?

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by **Heat Miser** 2020-09-01, 13:44

Bob, you've got Cam's blood on your hands.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-01, 13:48

Heat Miser wrote:Bob, you've got Cam's blood on your hands.

my poetry has long been the sort of prose that attracts even the darkest of lovelorn hearts.

I feel bad that the dude has been given a TO, but the key to message board survival is simply ignoring the noise. There are people here whose posts/threads I never even bother to open. I'm not sure why it's difficult for some.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-02, 15:04

MS-13, Antifa, Scary Black Man
Black Lives Matter, Masks, The Migrant Caravan
we're scared of them all
Mio is lovely in the fall
I'm afraid of someone with a soup can

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-09, 13:15

there once was a doctor named Scarf
who didn't deal with fevers or barf
she dealt with a virus
disinfectant inside us
she looks like Snow White minus the dwarfs

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-10, 12:26

as I like to do periodically, just bumping Guest's mainstream media-inspired Miovian Manifesto.

Greetings my Swill friends.

lol, this is close in a couple ways but wildly askew in others. I get up and check my email, answer any important ones. Cook breakfast which always includes eggs unless the grandkids are here - then they usually request pancakes or waffles. Coffee sets my AFib off so I drink one cup a week, I've missed my morning pot badly for 10 years now. Then I read my 3 newspaper sites (News, Freep, MLive), various message boards and couple of news aggregators. After that there's some daily variation depending on season and plans.
The not even close parts: I've logged into Twitter once since April - to say thanks to Lynn Henning. He and I shared many lively debates over the years as old farm kids, baseball and outdoors nuts and across a liberal/conservative divide. Somehow we never called each other names and remain friends.
The BS part is BS on your part. You and 90%+ of the Swill are raging liberals that consider yourselves purveyors of facts as you swallow the Covington, Smollett and other bullshit news whole as you blithely call any site you disagree with "propaganda" - how's the collusion propaganda going? Because you have a huge majority on the Swill you mistake that as being a reflection of America as a whole. You ignore the fact that Trump won, and is favored to win again by the people that are most accurate - the books. You are NOT reflective of America, most are more conservative than you and more liberal than me. I'm aware of that, most of you aren't.
If you think I'm blinded take a few, step back and think about the political leanings of those that have been driven from or simply chose to leave the board. There's a pattern in how people with opposing viewpoints are treated here.
Also I did NOT come post political content on the Swill - if I was posting political content it was in the Bin. That's the double standard that irked me most. The board doesn't need to be that way if people choose to respect boundaries. One of my other message boards started as a Tigers board but now has every sport covered and a massively active political section - the crossover is virtually zero. Why? Because people keep things separate and in the rare times it's needed the mods actually enforce it. And honestly that place is just as wildly liberal as the Swill - I guess most conservatives have better things to do than message boarding. At the Swill none of the mods could/would see it because it all agreed with their worldview. So I left, life goes on, yours and mine.
I'm not pissed at anyone, I'm just unwilling to be randomly abused because my political views are different than most of you. I've had those same views since before many of you were born, Trump has nothing to do with it and I don't spend 85% of my life obsessing over the orange man as many of you seem to. And by that I mean getting fucking offended by a headline because it comes from a source you don't approve of.
The Swill is eventually doomed anyway, the 2 people with the keys to the place are rarely there and essentially don't give a flying fuck except to say it's "their" board. Maybe there's some hope that tRCMB will implode someday and he can cash in, hell if I know.
Since Martin mentioned he liked the Mio thread, Ellie's 12 Tables is in this story - I've been flogging this diner for a while on the Swill. They won the voting for the best diner in northern Michigan. The question is how will they fare in the final standings. (Owned and operated by 2 members of our local LGBT community as are 2 other local eateries, amazing for those of you that think everywhere outside your little bubble is bigoted especially in a county that voted 70% Trump)
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/d5dc9fae5d512/see-all-of-our-michigans-best-diner-finalists.html
For my friend Bobby Sak: A new sport he needs to consider - combining his love of biking and snow.
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/734f712b2a9446/winter-fat-tire-biking-is-taking-off-in-michigan-17-trails-to-try.html
For my friend Wakie: Happy Birthday and the CitiDouble Cash is a great card, it's my go to.
In closing I'm not going to lie and say I don't miss the place but in the end the shit there just wasn't worth it to me. I can get my Spartan fix at tRCMB and my Tigers fix at Motown Sports so I'm good. Have fun and enjoy yourself,

Goose aka "Guest" ;-)

PS - how's that for book length?

wherever our friend might be, I hope he's tuned into a good mainstream media 'news' outlet, stopping by the Mio Nip-N-Sip periodically and enjoying the cosmopolitan nature of Oscoda County.

I suspect his love and admiration for his christian hero has only gotten stronger.. don't forget to vote, Guest... we miss you.

cheers

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-10, 12:34

Mio is a warm corner of humanity
rooted in white christianity
flags fly with pride
MAGA parades they ride
a biblical world with no profanity

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-11, 08:26

Mio is a place up north
where white folks go back and forth
black lives don't matter
they had better scatter
when we arrive at the lake of Torch

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-11, 08:47

little white children ride their bikes
ice cream cones, they sure do like
Oscoda is a county
of plentiful bounty
they love christians like Pence (comma) Mike

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-15, 09:01

deaths from the hoax are a deep, dark valley
experts continue to accumulate a tally
Mio respects life
and in the midst of such strife
they celebrate at each Trump rally

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-16, 13:11

Mio's hero always tells the truth
and if you were to need any proof
know that he's a christian
on a very special mission
to keep white people safe under their roof

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-17, 08:07

Mio is a place of joy
where children frolic with toy
rooted in christianity
far away from the insanity
Guest is easy to annoy

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-21, 09:58

Mio is a place of christ
on the cross he was sacrificed
Make American Great Again
means free of brown people and sin
they like their bibles reasonably priced

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-21, 10:01

Mio likes children locked in cages
regardless of the their ages
brown children live in strife
christians are proudly 'pro-life'
women deserve lower wages

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-23, 08:42

Hunter Biden, Antifa, The Squad
Guest is a holy man of god
Mio is a town
where you will never frown
it's "Merry Christmas", not "Feliz Navidad"

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-23, 11:48

Trump is going to win the election
and Guest will finally have an erection
Mio loves white babies
and foods soaked in high fat gravies
in jesus they have great affection

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-23, 15:54

Mio detests abortion
and they participate in moral contortion
as they justify their president
to their hypocritical detriment
who supports murder in great disproportion

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-29, 08:14

Trump's tax returns
there wasn't much we learned
he's such a good christian
that I hesitate to mention
when he pees, I bet it might burn

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-29, 08:17

Mio has a surplus of picnic tables
little children frolic when able
to play with their friends
the joy never ends
their christian hero mocks the disabled

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-29, 08:21

there once was a guy from Oscoda
who enjoyed himself a grape soda
he liked baking a pie-o
and celebrated living in Mio
48647 is the zip code-a

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-29, 08:23

jesus detests sin
whether from women or men
families join in prayer
their only wish while there
is to Make American Great Again

by **GRR Spartan** 2020-09-29, 11:04

Mio might be experiencing a bandwidth shortage as Guest is pouring over IRS rules looking for excuses for Trump’s tax filings.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-29, 12:41

GRR Spartan wrote:Mio might be experiencing a bandwidth shortage as Guest is pouring over IRS rules looking for excuses for Trump’s tax filings.

my only hope is that he finds some joy in my compendium of Mio/Guest-inspired poetry.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-30, 10:51

Guest used to always insist
Trump's not a white supremacist
imagine his surprise
when to his very eyes
his hero's racism indeed persists

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-10-02, 09:48

so the christian hero has the virus
Miovians listen to Billy Ray Cyrus
Trump is in their thoughts and prayers
even with his glue-on hairs
of gay seXXX, Mike Pence is desirous

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-10-05, 07:56

Mio loves Trump's christian vision
of racism, bigotry, hate and division
now that their hero is sick
a national day of prayer will do the trick
and hopefully keep him out of prison

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-10-06, 15:22

there are things more important than the Dow Jones
like whether you have jesus in your homes
Mio and its residents
are supporters of the president
while white kids frolic with ice cream cones

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-10-08, 07:51

Mio loves VP Pence
that he is gay makes no sense
he loves Mother
more than any other
to defend him, they spare no expense

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-10-08, 08:10

Mike Pence despises women
in his hair, a fly went swimmin'
to the church goin' folks of Mio
he is their guy-o
he belongs in butt seXXX prison

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-10-13, 12:23

the fine people of Mio are on a mission
to re-elect Trump, a patriotic christian
he mocks the disabled and celebrates rape
in the American flag, they love to drape
he is in line with their biblical vision

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