Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread

[TrapperGus]

There once was a goose who pooped
and then he would use a big scoop
but he listened to trump
which creates a sore rump
and now he is flying the coop

[Robert J Sakimano]

Goose's totally normal, coherent rant and proclamation of allegiance to the mainstream media, his commentary about fellow Swillers and his declared love of his racist, bigoted christian sexual predator hero must be at the top of every new page as we pay homage to him.

Greetings my Swill friends.

lol, this is close in a couple ways but wildly askew in others. I get up and check my email, answer any important ones. Cook breakfast which always includes eggs unless the grandkids are here - then they usually request pancakes or waffles. Coffee sets my AFib off so I drink one cup a week, I've missed my morning pot badly for 10 years now. Then I read my 3 newspaper sites (News, Freep, MLive), various message boards and couple of news aggregators. After that there's some daily variation depending on season and plans.
The not even close parts: I've logged into Twitter once since April - to say thanks to Lynn Henning. He and I shared many lively debates over the years as old farm kids, baseball and outdoors nuts and across a liberal/conservative divide. Somehow we never called each other names and remain friends.
The BS part is BS on your part. You and 90%+ of the Swill are raging liberals that consider yourselves purveyors of facts as you swallow the Covington, Smollett and other bullshit news whole as you blithely call any site you disagree with "propaganda" - how's the collusion propaganda going? Because you have a huge majority on the Swill you mistake that as being a reflection of America as a whole. You ignore the fact that Trump won, and is favored to win again by the people that are most accurate - the books. You are NOT reflective of America, most are more conservative than you and more liberal than me. I'm aware of that, most of you aren't.
If you think I'm blinded take a few, step back and think about the political leanings of those that have been driven from or simply chose to leave the board. There's a pattern in how people with opposing viewpoints are treated here.
Also I did NOT come post political content on the Swill - if I was posting political content it was in the Bin. That's the double standard that irked me most. The board doesn't need to be that way if people choose to respect boundaries. One of my other message boards started as a Tigers board but now has every sport covered and a massively active political section - the crossover is virtually zero. Why? Because people keep things separate and in the rare times it's needed the mods actually enforce it. And honestly that place is just as wildly liberal as the Swill - I guess most conservatives have better things to do than message boarding. At the Swill none of the mods could/would see it because it all agreed with their worldview. So I left, life goes on, yours and mine.
I'm not pissed at anyone, I'm just unwilling to be randomly abused because my political views are different than most of you. I've had those same views since before many of you were born, Trump has nothing to do with it and I don't spend 85% of my life obsessing over the orange man as many of you seem to. And by that I mean getting fucking offended by a headline because it comes from a source you don't approve of.
The Swill is eventually doomed anyway, the 2 people with the keys to the place are rarely there and essentially don't give a flying fuck except to say it's "their" board. Maybe there's some hope that tRCMB will implode someday and he can cash in, hell if I know.
Since Martin mentioned he liked the Mio thread, Ellie's 12 Tables is in this story - I've been flogging this diner for a while on the Swill. They won the voting for the best diner in northern Michigan. The question is how will they fare in the final standings. (Owned and operated by 2 members of our local LGBT community as are 2 other local eateries, amazing for those of you that think everywhere outside your little bubble is bigoted especially in a county that voted 70% Trump)
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/d5dc9fae5d512/see-all-of-our-michigans-best-diner-finalists.html
For my friend Bobby Sak: A new sport he needs to consider - combining his love of biking and snow.
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/734f712b2a9446/winter-fat-tire-biking-is-taking-off-in-michigan-17-trails-to-try.html
For my friend Wakie: Happy Birthday and the CitiDouble Cash is a great card, it's my go to.
In closing I'm not going to lie and say I don't miss the place but in the end the shit there just wasn't worth it to me. I can get my Spartan fix at tRCMB and my Tigers fix at Motown Sports so I'm good. Have fun and enjoy yourself,

Goose aka "Guest" ;-)

PS - how's that for book length?  

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a poster named Guest
whose emotional state was tenuous, at best
he would become enraged
then he disengaged
his church in Mio is blessed

[Robert J Sakimano]

I guess the funny thing about Guest and his totally stable commentary is that he predicted that tSwill would fall.. instead, from what I hear, his place at tRCMB was shut down..

of course, secondary to his commitment to the mainstream media, he also believes that Biden stole the election, the virus is a hoax and that his racist, bigoted christian sexual predator hero is a man of upstanding morality and a patriot unlike any other.

he also would call himself "pro-life" and a supporter of "small government" while his government sponsored the murder of fellow Americans.

I hope my man has been able to find some peace.

Take care Goose.. I know you're reading!

[TrapperGus]

There once was a hall named wells
where it had all gone to hells
Trevor shut it all down
to stop doxes of renown
now bob will dance with his bells

[Robert J Sakimano]

There once was a hall named wells
where it had all gone to hells
Trevor shut it all down
to stop doxes of renown
now bob will dance with his bells

I was told "you have been warned"
the subject of gestapo scorn
took my talents to the Swill
it's been such a thrill
Guest's absence is respectfully mourned

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a poster named Guest
whose emotions were put to the test
when commenting about his hero
his tolerance was zero
he decided that leaving was best

[Robert J Sakimano]

life begins at conception
until they lose an election
the christian right then murders people
and they pray 'neath the church steeple
for their hero, a violent insurrection

[TrapperGus]

The conservatives say not political
As they strip rights away analytical
the supremes had it right
"Stop in the name" alright
and woman are made chaotical

[Robert J Sakimano]

There once was a guy named Goose
domestic terrorists brought a noose
they wanted to kill VP Pence
which doesn't make any sense
'cause their 'pro-life' views are profuse

[TrapperGus]

As employment rates keep increasing
Goose's moods seem to keep decreasing
with Biden in charge
Goose wants misery large
He wants all the improvements ceasing

[TrapperGus]

There once was a Goose from Mio
Who rode on the back of a Silo
The question remains
Did he have any brains
and was he on top or insidelo

[Rocinante]

Stop teaching my kids CRT
They can learn all they need from me.
The Civil War fight
Was over state’s rights
And I’ll kill you if you take a knee.

[TrapperGus]

There once was a guest at a party
Who was eating oh so hearty
when trump said he could
he knew that he would
He knew he was really a smarty

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio is a joyful town of glee
lots of bald heads and men of goatee
they wanna overturn an election
their christian hero is perfection
blacks should not be able to V-O-T-E

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a fraudulent election
that led to a violent insurrection
the Mio christians celebrated
when the tourists demonstrated
for the murderers, they have great affection

[Robert J Sakimano]

the county of Oscoda loves Steve Bannon
the next insurrection, they want to use a cannon
their tolerance for the Constitution is zero
but they do love their christian hero
who is orange 'cause he does a lot of tannin'

[TrapperGus]

In Michigan
They is wish-a-gun
that Donny was President
forever evident
and goose is in-on-it

[TrapperGus]

Once in a state know as Michigan
There were Guests who were only tired Michelin
When they hit the road
they were never as bold
As the people who bought Firetissilne.

[Robert J Sakimano]

white males killing people is good
if you're ever feeling misunderstood
kill someone with a gun
white male AmeriKKKa, go have some fun
it makes "pro-life" christians feel good

[TrapperGus]

In Michigan it is deer hunting season
there are fewer people hunting for a reason
why hunt bambi down
instead kill a clown
its better than being outside freezen

[TrapperGus]

Goose knows we are playing Ohio
It causes excitement in Mio
He roots against the buck
and against the tuck
he doesn't want blacks in his bio

[Robert J Sakimano]

the town of Mio loves Thanksgiving
they celebrate its violent beginning
stealing something not rightly theirs
then offering solemn prayers
being 'pro-life', they should respect the living

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was an insurrection that was violent
and the christian folk in Mio stayed silent
people were killed
yet they were thrilled
for law and order, they're defiant

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a poster named Goose
he loved the mainstream media news
the results of the election
led to a violent insurrection
from the board, he decided to vamoose

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a poster named Guest
he would watch the news with zest
what they told him, he would believe
then he decided to leave
I hope his Thanksgiving is blessed

[TrapperGus]

Don't know if I'm permanently banned
But in case I'm in very good hands
Bob was first
I'm the worst
The RCMB is a clique of hams

[TrapperGus]

More talk suggests I am forgiven
For my attacks on the racist brethren
yet I cannot abide
those who race is a mide
so I continue to point out their miven

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a poster named Guest
who would become quite stressed
when someone criticized his hero
his tolerance was zero
white christian males are oppressed

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest is at home in his recliner
eating a deep-fried Snickers from the diner
his Christmas tree is bedazzled
gas prices has him frazzled
as for fascism, nothing could be finer

[RQA]

Goose/Guest sounds like a cool dude. Sorry I missed him.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest enjoys going to church
the very front pew is often his perch
he listens to Billy Ray Cyrus
he isn't afraid of the virus
'cuz he does his own research

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest got sad at the message board
he decided to leave on his own accord
he spends his days at home
on the remote control, his fingers roam
he puts his faith in the Lord

[RQA]

Guest enjoys going to church
the very front pew is often his perch
he listens to Billy Ray Cyrus
he isn't afraid of the virus
'cuz he does his own research

You're afraid of the virus? Get vaccinated.

[TrapperGus]

Guest knows that the vac is a joke
So much that he started to smoke
now his lungs let him down
he had to go to a big town
but at least he avoided the poke

[steveschneider]

Stop teaching my kids CRT
They can learn all they need from me.
The Civil War fight
Was over state’s rights
And I’ll kill you if you take a knee.

Wow

[steveschneider]

Goose/Guest sounds like a cool dude. Sorry I missed him.

He was a great guy and everyone here misses him.

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a stolen election
followed by a violent insurrection
the party of "pro-life"
would kill man and wife
for their model of christian perfection

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest didn't appreciate dissent
it rendered him emotionally spent
so much so
he decided to go
I hope that he is now more content

[TrapperGus]

The right accepts only the hope
Which support their belief in the Pope
All other positions
they reject as magicians
Goose & RQA are blowing smoke

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