She’s kind of ugly

But she’s nice and she treats me well. Problem is she can’t shut up and I have to pretend to “listen to her stories”. God she’ eats up the conversation. I really wonder if she believes I’m actually listening. I have diagnosed ADHD so im really only registering the keywords. Frankly, the confidence I get from banging this chick is propelling into the woman I really want to bang. Yeah, this hot raspy psychopathic chick at work is giving me a lot of attention. It’s just a matter of time until I bang her. Banging a psychopath can make any man feel like he is a God

You sound fat.

Rocinante wrote:You sound fat.

5’9 skinny guy what up

There's a marketing chick in the cube next to mine. The partitions are glass/Lexan maybe 4' tall and we talk over it often. She's pleasant enough but only a 5-6 face and has a somewhat annoying voice. What kills me is her ass...damn near perfect. Wears tight slacks/jeans almost every day. Often stands, bending over part of her desk so I get full view of her turd cutter. She's young enough to be my daughter.

Should I hit on her?

Never change Bill.

The Pantry wrote:There's a marketing chick in the cube next to mine. The partitions are glass/Lexan maybe 4' tall and we talk over it often. She's pleasant enough but only a 5-6 face and has a somewhat annoying voice. What kills me is her ass...damn near perfect. Wears tight slacks/jeans almost every day. Often stands, bending over part of her desk so I get full view of her turd cutter. She's young enough to be my daughter.

Should I hit on her?

You have an age advantage on her. Any move you make would be an interpreted as creepy. Instead, put yourself in positions of power around her. Let her do the chasing and try to influence her by displaying your influence as a sophisticated, caring and powerful man. Maybe put on some strong cologne reminiscent of her father. Become her daddy and you control the puss. Let it seem that you’ve tripped your way into her heart.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Never change Bill.

This.

Blacklisted on spartan tailgate again. I had a good run

Bill Cain wrote:Blacklisted on spartan tailgate again. I had a good run

You’re always welcome here bill

Bill Cain wrote:But she’s nice and she treats me well. Problem is she can’t shut up and I have to pretend to “listen to her stories”.  God she’ eats up the conversation. I really wonder if she believes I’m actually listening. I have diagnosed ADHD so im really only registering the keywords. Frankly, the confidence I get from banging this chick is propelling into the woman I really want to bang. Yeah, this hot raspy psychopathic chick at work is giving me a lot of attention. It’s just a matter of time until I bang her. Banging a psychopath can make any man feel like he is a God

Sometimes you have to eat the vegetables before you get to the juicy steak, if you know what I mean. And sometimes the vegetables don't stfu.

y2kMgrad wrote:

Bill Cain wrote:But she’s nice and she treats me well. Problem is she can’t shut up and I have to pretend to “listen to her stories”.  God she’ eats up the conversation. I really wonder if she believes I’m actually listening. I have diagnosed ADHD so im really only registering the keywords. Frankly, the confidence I get from banging this chick is propelling into the woman I really want to bang. Yeah, this hot raspy psychopathic chick at work is giving me a lot of attention. It’s just a matter of time until I bang her. Banging a psychopath can make any man feel like he is a God

And sometimes the vegetables don't stfu.

Same can be said for the juicy steaks.

I don’t like constricting women.

I value independence and freedom more than anything

Then chatty Cathy’s probably not the one, buddy

#dadadvice

The Pantry wrote:There's a marketing chick in the cube next to mine. The partitions are glass/Lexan maybe 4' tall and we talk over it often. She's pleasant enough but only a 5-6 face and has a somewhat annoying voice. What kills me is her ass...damn near perfect. Wears tight slacks/jeans almost every day. Often stands, bending over part of her desk so I get full view of her turd cutter. She's young enough to be my daughter.

Should I hit on her?

Tell her your door wall story.

Never admit a weakness to a woman. Keep up the illusion of strength

tGreenWay wrote:

The Pantry wrote:There's a marketing chick in the cube next to mine. The partitions are glass/Lexan maybe 4' tall and we talk over it often. She's pleasant enough but only a 5-6 face and has a somewhat annoying voice. What kills me is her ass...damn near perfect. Wears tight slacks/jeans almost every day. Often stands, bending over part of her desk so I get full view of her turd cutter. She's young enough to be my daughter.

Should I hit on her?

Tell her your door wall story.

Patio door is a marketing phrase invented because it sounds better than doorwall and its marketing creators had nothing better to do.

The Pantry wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


Tell her your door wall story.

Patio door is a marketing phrase invented because it sounds better than doorwall and its marketing creators had nothing better to do.

Bill Cain wrote:Never admit a weakness to a woman. Keep up the illusion of strength

Okay, Sun Tzu. Just go light on all that strength when she’s got a finger in your butt. You don’t want her to break a digit.

It’s over. 5 official dates and its over. You want to know how it ended? Politics

tGreenWay wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Patio door is a marketing phrase invented because it sounds better than doorwall and its marketing creators had nothing better to do.

Door snob

I finally got laid with a woman so it really wasn’t that bad of a relationship.

I need a woman who’s a bit of a bitch

The Pantry wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Door snob

Hillbilly.