Males: Would you suck a dick for $100k?

tGreenWay wrote:

Will you take a check?

A post dated check?

Spit yes

I'd eat a fat lady's shaved pussy for 10,000.

steveschneider wrote:I'd eat a fat lady's shaved pussy for 10,000.

how about with moderately unkempt bushery ?

tGreenWay wrote:

Will you take a check?

Just a cashier's check.

The Pantry wrote:I can only offer 69

While I 69, I need some more cash than that. The hubby would be cool with it for 100k. Hell I'd be cool with it for him.

The Lonely Stoner wrote:Two questions, is it someone I know and where will they finish?

It's just a random guy, and we'll say that swallowing is not required. Still must suck to completion though.

This is the top thread on tSwill?

Marc Summers wrote:

It's just a random guy, and we'll say that swallowing is not required. Still must suck to completion though.

I have a friend who lives in a homeless shelter who is gay so I figure he'd have no problem with it.

You said dick. So I assume you mean a penis? Like a real penis attached to a man? If Paris Hilton was wearing a strap-on and said, "suck my dick" I'd do it.

I'd get super drunk and try to make it happen with no recollection. If I don't remember it, if never occurred.

I would hump a hot babe for free.

Only if it was Guest. Hell, you wouldn't even have to pay me.

I told my girlfriend about this thread and she now assumes many MSU males will suck dick for inordinate amounts of cash.

Cosmo_Kramer wrote:I told my girlfriend about this thread and she now assumes many MSU males will suck dick for inordinate amounts of cash.

I worked a fast food job in high school and I traded all of my dignity for what was an incredibly tiny pay check back then.

Cosmo_Kramer wrote:I told my girlfriend about this thread and she now assumes many MSU males will suck dick for inordinate amounts of cash.

She mentioned she was concerned about your relationship before she left this morning. I think I understand what she was talking about. You might want to get things straightened out with her.

Turtleneck wrote:

She mentioned she was concerned about your relationship before she left this morning. I think I understand what she was talking about. You might want to get things straightened out with her.

I don't keep things straight with her; maybe slightly curved, perhaps...

ROtown Sparty wrote:Only if it was Guest.  Hell, you wouldn't even have to pay me.  

Stop offering - I told you no means no.

Due to my former somewhat risque social life, I have been asked and offered a handful of times. It's never appealed to me though. Dudes just don't do it for me. I was reasonably comfortable being naked around them when the object of our joint attention was a naked female(s)...but I don't cross streams and I don't let other guys use my bait and tackle or vice versa.

$100K though? As long as it was kept a complete secret, I guess I could swallow my standards, pride and another man's junk for a quick and unholy minute for that kind of change.

do you have to make them cum to get the money?

Bronco_Bahma wrote:
$100K though? As long as it was kept a complete secret, I guess I could swallow my standards, pride and another man's junk for a quick and unholy minute.

Swallowing would definitely cost more than $100k

AMwood wrote:do you have to make them cum to get the money?

Yep, and you have to start w/him totally unaroused and 10 beers in.

Brock Middlebrook wrote:

Yep, and you have to start w/him totally unaroused and 10 beers in.

okay, then count me in.

AMwood wrote:

okay, then count me in.

Sweet, I'm on beer 9, see you soon.

Brock Middlebrook wrote:

Sweet, I'm on beer 9, see you soon.

cool man. i could really use the money. it's okay that i have a little bit of the aids, right?

AMwood wrote:

cool man. i could really use the money. it's okay that i have a little bit of the aids, right?

You mean like your hands? Maybe to mix it up a little bit, but not too much